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We are all off on a swinging cruise confused :? :? :? But being unable to stear due to an unusal swaying motion the Captain runs into rocks and holes the boat there is an island within swimming distance but you only have time to save one essential item from your cabin before the boat sinks what would you grab to take with you?
I've managed to save my hair products you've gotta look your best for any natives you may encounter lol
Typical!......was this a swinging cruise organised by you know who? lol
My mobile phone so I could call the Coastguard biggrin then I'd nick Sheddy's hair products for myself :giggle:
de_sade, you are evil :evil2:
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de_sade, you are evil :evil2:

rotflmao
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Typical!......was this a swinging cruise organised by you know who? lol

No, apparently there was a bit of a mutiny and she was set adrift. Though I am reliably informed she is now sailing in another ship. The SS something or other...
De_sade
yeah the SS Titanic! :lol:
I would save
Condoms
Life boat
Food
Water
My Toys
and as many other passengers as possible
lol
< Missy charges round SH towers looking for Voddy > :bounce:
Look Voddy!!!! A thread that coulda been made for us!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Pick me, pick me as yer essential item! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Missy - Voddys buoyancy aid :smile2:
Oh and I choose a load of hair dye confused Gonna be wrinkly enough after being in the water for possibly days, gotta look as young and fetching as poss with skin looking not disimilar to a Chinese Shar-Pai :? :? :?
I'd just make sure I grabbed my hand luggage.
clean undies
toothbrush
condoms
gaffa tape
H.x
Quote by de_sade
Typical!......was this a swinging cruise organised by you know who? lol

No, apparently there was a bit of a mutiny and she was set adrift. Though I am reliably informed she is now sailing in another ship. The SS something or other...
De_sade
:giggle: :giggle:
I'd save my toothbrush.
id save my CD decks and Cd's full of choons.....
no point in us not having some music on whilst we frolic on the island of fun............
shabba
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gaffa tape

now what the hell do u do with gaffa tape?.......
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id save my CD decks and Cd's full of choons.....

Oooh oooh, I want Chooons too :twisted: :bounce:
where is he anyway?
The Laird and Ladyfeebee
what? they count as one they are a couple :twisted:
EArthy xx
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id save my CD decks and Cd's full of choons.....

Oooh oooh, I want Chooons too :twisted: :bounce:
where is he anyway?
I've kidnapped him and am currently holding him hostage in my PM box :smug: :twisted:
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gaffa tape

now what the hell do u do with gaffa tape?.......
:gagged:
H.x
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gaffa tape

now what the hell do u do with gaffa tape?.......
:gagged:
H.x
ask a silly question.....................
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id save my CD decks and Cd's full of choons.....

Oooh oooh, I want Chooons too :twisted: :bounce:
where is he anyway?
I've kidnapped him and am currently holding him hostage in my PM box :smug: :twisted:
Errrm... well that's it then. I'd save me PM box - lots of lovely things in there. Some stuff dreams are made of - keep me floating fer hours!
Oh and me latest favourite pair o' boots!! redface
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Hmmm lets see...
Laptop with the satalite phone so I could post about how nice the beach was while waiting on the Royal Navy to respond to my email SOS...
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I would save
Condoms
Life boat
Food
Water
My Toys
and as many other passengers as possible
lol

And I'd have to save Sarah :twisted:
Oh... and my laptop so I could still surf/Google.
And my mobile so I could stay in touch with the world.
And the keys to my Aston Martin Vanquish for when I was rescued.
I suppose I'd have to save Mrs C too rolleyes
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I would save
Condoms
Life boat
Food
Water
My Toys
and as many other passengers as possible
lol

And I'd have to save Sarah :twisted:
Oh... and my laptop so I could still surf/Google.
And my mobile so I could stay in touch with the world.
And the keys to my Aston Martin Vanquish for when I was rescued.
I suppose I'd have to save Mrs C too rolleyes
Well that's five when yer only allowed one! rotflmao
'Least I limited meself to only 100% oversubscribed!!
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Well that's five when yer only allowed one! rotflmao
'Least I limited meself to only 100% oversubscribed!!
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But it's sooo hard to choose. I suppose I could live with just the mobile, the laptop and the car keys then. :giggle:
bolt
Well if it had to be only 1 thing... then

Then I could pop home for a quick slice of pizza and take the ladies on a sight seeing flight...
Quote by cu3b4ll
Well that's five when yer only allowed one! rotflmao
'Least I limited meself to only 100% oversubscribed!!
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But it's sooo hard to choose. I suppose I could live with just the mobile, the laptop and the car keys then. :giggle:
bolt
Just Sarah would've been a wiser choice methinks!! wink
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Well if it had to be only 1 thing... then

Then I could pop home for a quick slice of pizza and take the ladies on a sight seeing flight...

So you could fly back to exile in the shipwreck island, I guess - I'm with you mate!
sheddy????
hair stuff comes b4 Pkate
mike `ll rescue her
sheddy plays with his hair stuff.............
and we`ll play with her....
biggrin :D :D :D
It would be impossible to choose one thing - I would rather drown! confused wink
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It would be impossible to choose one thing - I would rather drown! confused wink

I'm sorry but I can't see you drowning!! Sorry! bolt
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It would be impossible to choose one thing - I would rather drown! confused wink

I'm sorry but I can't see you drowning!! Sorry! bolt
Lol......I don't know what you mean! .......... redface
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It would be impossible to choose one thing - I would rather drown! confused wink

I'm sorry but I can't see you drowning!! Sorry! bolt
Lol......I don't know what you mean! .......... redface
It would be the queue of men jumping in to save you smile