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Quote by dudcarl
mad and still noone send email back to you this site is shit and there no ggenuine couple or fem on here so go fuck this site i am going to stare my owe site from genuine couple

I'm straight, but cover me in Marmite and call me Irene, I'm on the turn - just for you; you smooth talking bastard - you've talked me into it - I'll bend for a friend wink
Quote by dambuster
I'm straight, but cover me in Marmite and call me Irene, I'm on the turn - just for you; you smooth talking bastard - you've talked me into it - I'll bend for a friend wink

Bloody hell! That was almost convincing. :shock: :shock: :shock:
:grin:

There are peeps on here who'll bend for anyone so I've heard! cool 8-)
innocent
Quote by EagerSlut

I'm straight, but cover me in Marmite and call me Irene, I'm on the turn - just for you; you smooth talking bastard - you've talked me into it - I'll bend for a friend wink

Bloody hell! That was almost convincing. :shock: :shock: :shock:
:grin:

There are peeps on here who'll bend for anyone so I've heard! cool 8-)
innocent
I know there's few that's not totally sure, but . . . . . .
:whistling: :whistling: :whistling: :whistling:
Quote by dudcarl
mad and still noone send email back to you this site is shit and there no ggenuine couple or fem on here so go fuck this site i am going to stare my owe site from genuine couple

NOW THATS WHAT I CALL A 'DOBBER' :fuckinghell:
Quote by Mark
Thank you for your feedback, which is always welcome, especially when it's as constructive and insightful as yours has been. I can see already that this is going to help shape the future of SH.
After spending some time looking into it we've come up with a proposed solution. We're thinking of adding a new category to the Photo Ads entitled, "Subnormal intelligence free for all", or perhaps just "Morons" for short.
HTH

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:thumbup:
Shireen
xxx
Quote by Mark
After spending some time looking into it we've come up with a proposed solution. We're thinking of adding a new category to the Photo Ads entitled, "Subnormal intelligence free for all", or perhaps just "Morons" for short.
HTH

Wohoooo!!! At last I can have an ad on here!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
confused :? :? :? lol :lol:
Quote by Sgt Bilko

After spending some time looking into it we've come up with a proposed solution. We're thinking of adding a new category to the Photo Ads entitled, "Subnormal intelligence free for all", or perhaps just "Morons" for short.
HTH

Wohoooo!!! At last I can have an ad on here!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
confused :? :? :? lol :lol:

ohhh... me too, even got me moorhen picture sorted :smug:
Quote by davej

After spending some time looking into it we've come up with a proposed solution. We're thinking of adding a new category to the Photo Ads entitled, "Subnormal intelligence free for all", or perhaps just "Morons" for short.
HTH

Wohoooo!!! At last I can have an ad on here!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
confused :? :? :? lol :lol:

ohhh... me too, even got me moorhen picture sorted :smug:
So . . . . . .
forgive me . . .
is it
"Shit site"
or
"Shite sit"
My eyes are weak
My body's old
I cannot see
Quote by Sgt Bilko

After spending some time looking into it we've come up with a proposed solution. We're thinking of adding a new category to the Photo Ads entitled, "Subnormal intelligence free for all", or perhaps just "Morons" for short.
HTH

Wohoooo!!! At last I can have an ad on here!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
confused :? :? :? lol :lol:

ohhh... me too, even got me moorhen picture sorted :smug:

rotflmao
So when do we get to munch cos the way I've read it not only do sub nauticals and moorhens get their own section we also get everything for free :bounce: and I'm a bit of a skink just lately
if he does set up his own site....can we all go there for a visit.........then rant about how shit it is????
please..please...cant do it aalone...im to inconspicuous
Quote by dargento
please..please...cant do it aalone...im to inconspicuous

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Thats the funniest thing I've read all night!!!
You couldn't be inconspicuous if you tried :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by dargento
please..please...cant do it aalone...im to inconspicuous

Hope Eric not Derek doesn't see that!! lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by dudcarl
mad and still noone send email back to you this site is shit and there no ggenuine couple or fem on here so go fuck this site i am going to stare my owe site from genuine couple

Dear oh dear oh dear... I dont think you are even a couple...
I think you are a frustrated little scroat looking for a quick.(or first) shag.
When you pass your mocks ...come again hun...you may have learnt some manners...x
Quote by Mark
After spending some time looking into it we've come up with a proposed solution. We're thinking of adding a new category to the Photo Ads entitled, "Subnormal intelligence free for all", or perhaps just "Morons" for short.
HTH

Do you HAVE to be called Gordon to post in the Moron section?? Come on, give us some posting guidelines.
:P :P
Quote by mattmoleman
Hi my name is (insert name) and I'm form (insert district/country area) and I'm looking for (men/women/couple/bi/str8/single/tv/curious/confused/worried). I am always horny so I need servicing as much as you can give me.
As (I/we/us) don't accomodate we will need to meet in (hotel/car park/street/pub/yourplace/msn/ /email/cam/telekesis). You should be (16-190) and want to think about meeting.
Please give (me/us) your (email/pictures/phone numbers/mobile numbers/location) and (I/we) will meet you immediately.
Regards,
(insert name)

Heh, that's quite good - gonna cut and paste that fer future use - thanks lol . Wow this place is a real treasure and resource!! :lol:
Don't let Eric not Derek see how accomodate is spelt though otherwise it'll have to go in the illiterate section! wink It's OK he's in bed now.
I think you are all cruel. in a day and age where care in the community is at the forefront of social policy I think we should be al little more patient with those less fortunate than ourselves and break up the big words for him......
GO F-U-C-K Y-O-U-R-S-E-L-F (cause sure as shit is shit no one on here will do it for ya)
Quote by dudcarl
mad and still noone send email back to you this site is shit and there no ggenuine couple or fem on here so go fuck this site i am going to stare my owe site from genuine couple

Dud by name, dud by nature - what a sad loss!
Quote by Mister_Discreet
This isn't a shit site, this is a shit site!

Jeees..........why did i click THAT link at breakfast time ?????? I half-expected what it was going to be like.............and I still clicked it lol
That'll teach me.............or so you might think :lol: :lol: :lol:
Think the nick says it all ...... DUD carl
rolleyes
well he sounded a bit pished to me....i only type like that when im tiddled !!
mrs sunrisex
Quote by freckledbird
mad and still noone send email back to you this site is shit and there no ggenuine couple or fem on here so go fuck this site i am going to stare my owe site from genuine couple

flipa :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa:
Erudite as ever, FB!
Quote by marmalaid
mad and still noone send email back to you this site is shit and there no ggenuine couple or fem on here so go fuck this site i am going to stare my owe site from genuine couple

flipa :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa:
Erudite as ever, FB!
Eh ?
You're all making my head hurt again :doh:
I really do need a new big book of words. Or go back to school.
Quote by marmalaid
mad and still noone send email back to you this site is shit and there no ggenuine couple or fem on here so go fuck this site i am going to stare my owe site from genuine couple

flipa :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa:
Erudite as ever, FB!
Worked for me wink
(he wouldn't understand erudite if it jumped up and smacked him in the gob; I bet he understands :flipa: though)
Quote by dambuster
mad and still noone send email back to you this site is shit and there no ggenuine couple or fem on here so go fuck this site i am going to stare my owe site from genuine couple

flipa :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa:
Erudite as ever, FB!
Eh ?
You're all making my head hurt again :doh:
I really do need a new big book of words. Or go back to school.
Well you have the school uniform, lol now where that picture?
Which teacher and class would you like to be in?
Quote by dambuster
mad and still noone send email back to you this site is shit and there no ggenuine couple or fem on here so go fuck this site i am going to stare my owe site from genuine couple

flipa :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa:
Erudite as ever, FB!
Eh ?
You're all making my head hurt again :doh:
I really do need a new big book of words. Or go back to school.
Sorry, mate. It's superglue to you wink
Quote by cheekychimp
mad and still noone send email back to you this site is shit and there no ggenuine couple or fem on here so go fuck this site i am going to stare my owe site from genuine couple

Yeah...you do that and stare at your own site..... :shock:
Marcus.... cool
I think he said he wants to 'stare his owe site' grrrrrr
ahhhh frecklebird.....good old erudite eh..........
used to stick my soles back on my trainers with that.... :P :P :P :P :shock:
He's obviously young, or at least immature, .................. I wonder how many zits he's got :rascal: :wanker: