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Watching Shock Docs on CH5......
My name isn't Clive.... as I havn't bedded 250 women in the past five years.
I have to ask WHY :cry: and he's 56 (there is hope yet) :arrow:
100,000, now that has to be a record.
Any advance confused:
Tryed to work that out the other night when i heard well not me mancbloke he much cleaver than me its niy on impossable even if you had 2 cocks lol
Assuming 12 hours free time in a day and shagging once an hour, for every day in the year (except Xmas day & New Years day maybe - too pissed), It'd take 23 years.
She says 15 shags a day, 7 days a week for 7 or 8 years... that's only 43 thousand odd.
I have seen this documentary before....
... Clive worries me a bit.. because he works on the same principle as me with internet dating... in that you can have a bit of a production line going...! And there are certain formula's to making it work... having said that, its the girls that break my formula that are worth meeting (makes them special).
... Not that I am clive... I have other things in my life (i.e I don't spend all day trawling the net)... and can't claim to be that successfull... but this program is making me wonder if I am a bit addicted to internet dating!!
Certainly not addicted to sex... don't get enough... am adicted to trying to get sex instead ;) innocent :whistling: :whistling: :whistling:
Tis an interesting program none the less.
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I have seen this documentary before....
... Clive worries me a bit.. because he works on the same principle as me with internet dating... in that you can have a bit of a production line going...! And there are certain formula's to making it work... having said that, its the girls that break my formula that are worth meeting (makes them special).
... Not that I am clive... I have other things in my life (i.e I don't spend all day trawling the net)... and can't claim to be that successfull... but this program is making me wonder if I am a bit addicted to internet dating!!
Certainly not addicted to sex... don't get enough... am adicted to trying to get sex instead ;) innocent :whistling: :whistling: :whistling:
Tis an interesting program none the less.

It was his "fresh smelling" knicker collection that concerned me :shock: :shock: :shock:
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It was his "fresh smelling" knicker collection that concerned me :shock: :shock: :shock:

I think that was more todo with every man's in built desire to brag... however descrete he may claim to be!!! Or were you concerned about the fact he hadWASHED them?
The duvet cover was .......worrying...... lol mind you, I found the whole 'Clive' thing just WRONG :shock: loon
I actually really 'warmed' to Kim - she brought out the mother-hen side of me lol :therethere:
good programme in a wierd kinda way though, I found it really interesting.
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as I havn't bedded 250 women in the past five years.

that all?
sheesh bloody part timers :lol2:
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It was his "fresh smelling" knicker collection that concerned me :shock: :shock: :shock:

I think that was more todo with every man's in built desire to brag... however descrete he may claim to be!!! Or were you concerned about the fact he hadWASHED them?
No I was more concerned that he had a suitcase full of them!!!!
C'mon then girls, how many of you leave after a night of passion with the immortal words
"I've left my Knickers on the bathroom floor......give them a wash for me, I'll be back to get them!!"
Call me cynical but I wasn't convinced as to their origin..........
Clive is probably the local phantom washing line knicker nicker lol
Keep an eye on your undies ladies smile
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Call me cynical but I wasn't convinced as to their origin..........

Thats the problem with these programs... you can never tell if the "old hands" they find who claim to have been involved in the whole thing for years really are as good as they say... he was certainly keen to prove his metal. But his technique with that woman was a bit poor... although they did find two of his previous partners.
Documentary programs have time and again been proved to have people who inflated their truth... and its just one of those ocupational hazards for the program makers.
I can remember a program back in 2002 that followed a bloke round as he dogged in carparks. That was very interesting because it pre-dated all the modern media fuss about it, and they did give an insight into the culture (a very very small one). It was very objective rather than sensationalist. I should point out that at the time my foreign girlfriend was staying and found the whole thing most bizzare and rather british. And as I had never encountered such a thing I thought it quite odd that there was a carpark subculture going on under everyone's noses (but that was what the program was exploring, the idea of subcultures).