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7 Oct 2006

Quote by markz
if a short person hijacks a thread....................
is that then called a lowjack.

I have no idea, because for a female I'm not that short.... but I do know somebody you could ask.
:grin:
have you been drinking :roll:
Only tea.... have you been sniffing glue again? :roll:
your lowjacking this thread arn't you :roll:
How can I be hi-jacking a thread that can, in essence, be about so many different things? dunno

7 Oct 2006

Quote by Kiss
Thanks for that Essex, maybe now Markz will forget about me and secure himself to your leg instead..

will be the best hump he has ever had....

7 Oct 2006

How come people seek the secret of eternal youth. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up rolleyes

7 Oct 2006

is it safe for a straight male to play in a group situation if one of the other males is cross-eyed rolleyes

7 Oct 2006

Quote by markz
is it safe for a straight male to play in a group situation if one of the other males is cross-eyed

you might finally get a shag if you do lol

7 Oct 2006

if the lovely little "Kiss" got sectioned would it be politically correct to put her into a "straight jacket" rolleyes

7 Oct 2006

there is new book out that poses questions about the sort of thing you never knew you needed to know until you saw the question, if you know what I mean confused

anyway, Ive no intention of buying the book so here are a couple of the questions it asks.
does anyone know the answer?
why dont penguines feet freeze?
does beheading hurt?
why is snot green?
why is the sky blue?
does your bum look smaller if you wear black?
these are all in the book
rolleyes

7 Oct 2006

Quote by markz
if the lovely little "Kiss" got sectioned would it be politically correct to put her into a "straight jacket"

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Sorry I missed all your questions Markz - of course I shall look into and get back to you.

7 Oct 2006

Quote by mezagog
there is new book out that poses questions about the sort of thing you never knew you needed to know until you saw the question, if you know what I mean
anyway, Ive no intention of buying the book so here are a couple of the questions it asks.
does anyone know the answer?
why dont penguines feet freeze?
does beheading hurt?
why is snot green?
why is the sky blue?
does your bum look smaller if you wear black?
these are all in the book

I nearly bought that book in Tesco last night on my way to work but I settled for a good murder mystery ( just the thing to keep me awake :shock: ) Maybe I'll get it and let you know the answers :thumbup:

8 Oct 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
there is new book out that poses questions about the sort of thing you never knew you needed to know until you saw the question, if you know what I mean
anyway, Ive no intention of buying the book so here are a couple of the questions it asks.
does anyone know the answer?
why dont penguines feet freeze?
does beheading hurt?
why is snot green?
why is the sky blue?
does your bum look smaller if you wear black?
these are all in the book

I nearly bought that book in Tesco last night on my way to work but I settled for a good murder mystery ( just the thing to keep me awake :shock: ) Maybe I'll get it and let you know the answers :thumbup:
:thumbup: :thumbup:

8 Oct 2006

Where can I find written instructions for playing Amazing Grace on the recorder?
And why do I always end up doing everyone elses homework??
dunno

8 Oct 2006

Quote by winchwench
Where can I find written instructions for playing Amazing Grace on the recorder?

I hope that this arrangement is ok.

Quote by winchwench
And why do I always end up doing everyone elses homework??

Unfortunately my search was unable to provide any answers to this question. lol

8 Oct 2006

Quote by Kiss
Where can I find written instructions for playing Amazing Grace on the recorder?

I hope that this arrangement is ok.

Quote by winchwench
And why do I always end up doing everyone elses homework??

Unfortunately my search was unable to provide any answers to this question. lol

I would get down on my knees and worship

you.......
But you might sneak up on me with your strapon! :giggle:

8 Oct 2006

Quote by winchwench
Where can I find written instructions for playing Amazing Grace on the recorder?

I hope that this arrangement is ok.

Quote by winchwench
And why do I always end up doing everyone elses homework??

Unfortunately my search was unable to provide any answers to this question. lol

I would get down on my knees and worship

you.......
But you might sneak up on me with your strapon! :giggle:
:shock:
As if I would do such a thing! :grin:

8 Oct 2006

Quote by mezagog
does beheading hurt?

Yes!

8 Oct 2006

Quote by

does beheading hurt?

Yes!
How do you know you still have yours.
Would all those that have been beheaded please answer. Could all those that thought it hurt nod their heads yes and those that thought it a breeze shake no.

8 Oct 2006

Does beheading hurt?
If anyone really wants to know the answer you can read about it here:

8 Oct 2006

Quote by mezagog
why is snot green?

I hope Miss Kissy doesn't think I'm taking over her role if I help out with this:

rolleyes

8 Oct 2006

Quote by MikeNorth

why is snot green?

I hope Miss Kissy doesn't think I'm taking over her role if I help out with this:

rolleyes

Mike!

It's isn't my role, I just happened to reply.

8 Oct 2006

Quote by Kiss
Mike!
It's isn't my role, I just happened to reply.

Ouch! :cry: Sorry! smile

Quote by mezagog
why don't penguins' feet freeze?

8 Oct 2006

Why is 'shit' always brown?
Why does 'shit' look like 'shit'?
Why does 'shit' smell like 'shit'?
And most importantly can someone tell me why 'shit' tastes like 'shit?
Why am I talking a load of 'shit'? wink

8 Oct 2006

Quote by Xjxkx
Why is 'shit' always brown?
Why does 'shit' look like 'shit'?
Why does 'shit' smell like 'shit'?
And most importantly can someone tell me why 'shit' tastes like 'shit?
Why am I talking a load of 'shit'?

You've tasted it? :shock:

8 Oct 2006

Quote by Freckledbird
Why is 'shit' always brown?
Why does 'shit' look like 'shit'?
Why does 'shit' smell like 'shit'?
And most importantly can someone tell me why 'shit' tastes like 'shit?
Why am I talking a load of 'shit'?

You've tasted it? :shock:
That was my first thought too! rotflmao

8 Oct 2006

Quote by Xjxkx
Why is 'shit' always brown?
Why does 'shit' look like 'shit'?
Why does 'shit' smell like 'shit'?
And most importantly can someone tell me why 'shit' tastes like 'shit?
Why am I talking a load of 'shit'?

This site has been mentioned before in this forum - it will answer all your crap questions: smile

8 Oct 2006

Nice to see you back Mike biggrin

8 Oct 2006

Quote by MikeNorth
Why is 'shit' always brown?
Why does 'shit' look like 'shit'?
Why does 'shit' smell like 'shit'?
And most importantly can someone tell me why 'shit' tastes like 'shit?
Why am I talking a load of 'shit'?

This site has been mentioned before in this forum - it will answer all your crap questions: smile

See, ask a sensible question and theres always someone to help on SH.
Thanks Mike. :wink: lol

8 Oct 2006

Quote by Freckledbird
Nice to see you back Mike

Hi FB

- thanks!

10 Oct 2006

Quote by davej

does beheading hurt?

Yes!
How do you know you still have yours.
Would all those that have been beheaded please answer. Could all those that thought it hurt nod their heads yes and those that thought it a breeze shake no.
The brain is the seat of pain. when beheaded you still have your brain. Cut your finger it hurts, therefore cut your head off, it hurts, just not for long!

10 Oct 2006

It hurts less if there is a pillow in the basket. lol

10 Oct 2006

and perhaps if you are recieving a head massage as the blade descends?
LP