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*SHoogle* - Do you have a question?

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Quote by LondonPlaything
if I said you had a beautifull....nah nah...enough!!!!!
spoilsport!
Quote by Warmer
if I said you had a beautifull....nah nah...enough!!!!!
spoilsport!
well? would you? hehe
Quote by LondonPlaything
if I said you had a beautifull....nah nah...enough!!!!!
spoilsport!
well? would you? hehepossibly! wink
Quote by Warmer
if I said you had a beautifull....nah nah...enough!!!!!
spoilsport!
well? would you? hehepossibly! wink
do you think we should ask SHoogle... or parhaps ... go elsehwhere?
>shy<
Quote by LondonPlaything
if I said you had a beautifull....nah nah...enough!!!!!
spoilsport!
well? would you? hehepossibly! wink
do you think we should ask SHoogle... or parhaps ... go elsehwhere?
>shy<i leave it in your >shy<hands
X
>hands check out ok... thay can be quite adventurous.... :shock: <
Quote by LondonPlaything
>hands check out ok... thay can be quite adventurous.... :shock: <
yours or mine :twisted:
two pairs of adventurous hands could very easily get people into all sorts of trouble....!!
so Ive been led to understand cool
Quote by LondonPlaything
two pairs of adventurous hands could very easily get people into all sorts of trouble....!!
so Ive been led to understand cool
funnily enough,trouble is my middle name,how coincidental!
Quote by Warmer
funnily enough,trouble is my middle name,how coincidental!

isn't it just?...hmmm... rubs chin, thoughfull look on boat!
Why is it my cup of tea goes cold quicker when I read this forum dunno
Quote by Dawnie
Why is it my cup of tea goes cold quicker when I read this forum dunno

It doesn't.
It's your perception of time that changes as you are concentrating.
:P
Quote by Kiss
Why is it my cup of tea goes cold quicker when I read this forum dunno

It doesn't.
It's your perception of time that changes as you are concentrating.
:P
redface I think you could be right surprisedops:
Thank you Kiss kiss
Quote by Dawnie
Why is it my cup of tea goes cold quicker when I read this forum dunno

It doesn't.
It's your perception of time that changes as you are concentrating.
:P
redface I think you could be right surprisedops:
Thank you Kiss kiss
My pleasure Super Nips! :kiss:
Quote by Kiss
My pleasure Super Nips! kiss

:lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2:
redface
Quote by Dawnie

My pleasure Super Nips! kiss

:lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2:
redface
Super as in briliant/wonderful!
sillyhwoar:
Quote by Kiss

My pleasure Super Nips! kiss

:lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2:
redface
Super as in briliant/wonderful!
sillyhwoar:
Looks like you pair need to get a room :rascal:
Ahhhhhhhh
Forgot Dawnie is straight :shock:
Kiss there is a lot more to me than a pair of nipples rolleyes
Well theres...........erm..........well...........yeah ok, you win redface
:giggle:
Quote by Steve_Mids
Looks like you pair need to get a room :rascal:
Ahhhhhhhh
Forgot Dawnie is straight :shock:

:lol2:
Well there was this one time, at band camp (which only works if you've seen American Pie) innocent
The changing rooms at the gym I use has 200 lockers. Why is it that whenever I get changed someone always comes and uses the locker right next to mine?
Quote by keeno
The changing rooms at the gym I use has 200 lockers. Why is it that whenever I get changed someone always comes and uses the locker right next to mine?

Because like any human we tend to go for or prefer certain things. Whether it be where something is situated or it's colour or it's whatever. I would suggest that you pick the one you least want or would never usually go for, that way you will increase the chances of having locker privacy.
biggrin
perhaps this may serve as an explanation as to why I can stand on an otherwise empty tube platform, and the ars... person along stands RIGHT infront of me!
argh mad
Quote by Kiss
The changing rooms at the gym I use has 200 lockers. Why is it that whenever I get changed someone always comes and uses the locker right next to mine?

Because like any human we tend to go for or prefer certain things. Whether it be where something is situated or it's colour or it's whatever. I would suggest that you pick the one you least want or would never usually go for, that way you will increase the chances of having locker privacy.
biggrin
First I want to apologise for posting this question without giving it due thought.
Whilist toweling down my tanned and toned body I found myself considering the following things.
1. The lockers are arrange one on top of another, so each locker has 5 others adjacent to it. 1 above,2 to the left and 2 to the right. Therefore the odds of someone being next to you are not 1in 100 but 1 in 40.
2. While I was there 10 other people used lockers.
3. I go everyday.
Given all these factors I think it must be odds on that someone will use a locker next to mine every week.
SHOOGLE its over to you rolleyes
I've only just found out what "kebab-shot" means (thanks Polo for using term and linking to a pic).
But why "kebab"? To me "kebab" makes more sense for a cock.
Quote by 36openminded
I've only just found out what "kebab-shot" means (thanks Polo for using term and linking to a pic).
But why "kebab"? To me "kebab" makes more sense for a cock.

Just imagine looking at a real (donna) kebab wink
Quote by PoloLady
I've only just found out what "kebab-shot" means (thanks Polo for using term and linking to a pic).
But why "kebab"? To me "kebab" makes more sense for a cock.

Just imagine looking at a real kebab wink
I hate yet find extremely amusing the term 'spam purse' rotflmao
or Camel Toe......>>>>
this line made me rotflmao
''merci madame,voila la bearded clam''
Oh I had this in mind:

Thanks SHoogle!
Quote by PoloLady
or Camel Toe......>>>>

:shock:
someone once mentioned the term 'lady garden' and I like that biggrin
except mine is more like a patio without a blade of grass to be seen :giggle: