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Quote by Sassy-Seren
or Camel Toe......>>>>

:shock:
someone once mentioned the term 'lady garden' and I like that biggrin
except mine is more like a patio without a blade of grass to be seen :giggle:
Prefer to see mine as more of a deck.
Made with lots of wood in mind wink
Unknown User
I need to make a new bannery thing to go in my sig- but I cant find the one I was using back in the "rear of the year" days- it was perfect- blingy and idiot proof!
Can anynoe help????
36openminded
Orgasminator
Hmmm - well I was reading about hair removal on SH and then for some unknown reason I thought it was a good idea to puck the hairs from my shaft... :shock: but actually it wasn't a big deal until...
...I had a wank later that day and now I seem to have a sore cock. (It seems the hair may protect? dunno )
So my question is - how do I repair my cock fast... It's impacting my ability to wank! :shock:
36openminded
Orgasminator
Quote by 36openminded
Hmmm - well I was reading about hair removal on SH and then for some unknown reason I thought it was a good idea to puck the hairs from my shaft... :shock: but actually it wasn't a big deal until...
...I had a wank later that day and now I seem to have a sore cock. (It seems the hair may protect? dunno )
So my question is - how do I repair my cock fast... It's impacting my ability to wank! :shock:

Nobody? There is no hope then? I best chop it off then and see if I can get into the Pussy Posse...
Unknown User
Quote by 36openminded
Hmmm - well I was reading about hair removal on SH and then for some unknown reason I thought it was a good idea to puck the hairs from my shaft... :shock: but actually it wasn't a big deal until...
...I had a wank later that day and now I seem to have a sore cock. (It seems the hair may protect? dunno )
So my question is - how do I repair my cock fast... It's impacting my ability to wank! :shock:

Nobody? There is no hope then? I best chop it off then and see if I can get into the Pussy Posse...
You bend over and kiss it better, stoopid.
What do you mean you cant reach- I thought all men could?
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Heeeeelp!
Eldest has apparantly been hit by a virus whilst on MSN (not the antibiotic treatable type)
Can anyone recommend a good (free?) online scan/removal thingymawotsit?
Purleeeease?
Unknown User
Why has a giraffe got a long black tongue?
Unknown User
Quote by keeno
Why has a giraffe got a long black tongue?

Ahhhhh the lovely Giraffe!
I'm just off home, but I have been obsessed with Giraffes since I can remember, so you picked an easy subject for me.
Will answer later.
biggrin
Unknown User
Why is a giraffes tongue black?
It’s not always. Some can be purplish black or even just appear purple. Technically it’s half pink and half black. biggrin
The ‘tip’ of the tongue has a ‘black’ pigmentation to protect it from sunburn when it’s eating.
I :love: Giraffes! lol
Naughty_Wigan_Couple
Sex God
Quote by 36openminded
I've only just found out what "kebab-shot" means

I once remember a member of this site having to approach another member of this site to ask what a Kebab shot was (but before I asked, I mean before they asked, the other person had to promise not to tell anyone else) redface
Pete_sw
Sex God
Quote by winchwench
I need to make a new bannery thing to go in my sig- but I cant find the one I was using back in the "rear of the year" days- it was perfect- blingy and idiot proof!
Can anynoe help????


AVG free edition, works for me
hth ;o)
Unknown User
dearest SHoogle,
Nottingham;
should I be scared?
yours sincerely
londonplaything
Unknown User
Quote by LondonPlaything
dearest SHoogle,
Nottingham;
should I be scared?
yours sincerely
londonplaything

No.
It will be my first Munch, so if you hold SHoogles hand (I said hand! lol) I'm sure both of us will be fine.
:rose:
Unknown User
Quote by Kiss
dearest SHoogle,
Nottingham;
should I be scared?
yours sincerely
londonplaything

No.
It will be my first Munch, so if you hold SHoogles hand (I said hand! lol) I'm sure both of us will be fine.
:rose:
aww, Kiss, Thankyou for the offer of a hand, though it's not the Munch I'm refering to, this is Nottingham in general, as I may have reason for a visit...>is the list still open?.. does that count as another question?< ...and rarely do I have reason to venture so close to the arctic-circle...
...is the hand still available?
lp
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Quote by LondonPlaything
dearest SHoogle,
Nottingham;
should I be scared?
yours sincerely
londonplaything

No.
It will be my first Munch, so if you hold SHoogles hand (I said hand! lol) I'm sure both of us will be fine.
:rose:
aww, Kiss, Thankyou for the offer of a hand, though it's not the Munch I'm refering to, this is Nottingham in general, as I may have reason for a visit...>is the list still open?.. does that count as another question?< ...and rarely do I have reason to venture so close to the arctic-circle...
...is the hand still available?
lp
:doh: I see!
Sorry for getting the wrong end of the stick.
Well I have only been to Nottingham a handful of times because my ex lived there - but I always enjoyed myself.
I am sure you have nothing to fear from Notingham the place, it's the people you have to worry about. :lol2:
Kindding of course!
I'm sure you will be fine. wink
Unknown User
Quote by Kiss
:doh: I see!
Sorry for getting the wrong end of the stick.
I'm sure you will be fine. wink

My fault entirely... all this Munching going on, I should have known better :shock:
lp
Warmer
Sex God
i've always found the people of notts very accomadating cool
Unknown User
Quote by Warmer
i've always found the people of notts very accomadating cool
:shock:
Warmer
Sex God
Quote by LondonPlaything
i've always found the people of notts very accomadating cool
:shock:you should be happy with that lp hump
markz
Sex God
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its ass rolleyes
Unknown User
Quote by markz
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its ass rolleyes

Europe has had domesticated hens since 600 B.C.
I'm not sure the census stretches back that far. :roll:
markz
Sex God
Quote by Kiss
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its ass rolleyes

Europe has had domesticated hens since 600 B.C.
I'm not sure the census stretches back that far. :roll:
maybe I should have married a hen then :roll:
Stormwalker
Sex God
Why can’t I find my ebay listing?
I’ve loaded a new item today and now the only way I can see it, is by going to My ebay and finding it from there or by searching with the listing number. If I just browse the list or search in any other way nothing.
The toys are out of the pram and the dummy has been well and truly spat it’s driving me fecking mad!
mad :x :x
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Quote by Stormwalker
Why can’t I find my ebay listing?
I’ve loaded a new item today and now the only way I can see it, is by going to My ebay and finding it from there or by searching with the listing number. If I just browse the list or search in any other way nothing.
The toys are out of the pram and the dummy has been well and truly spat it’s driving me fecking mad!
mad :x :x

Maybe there are a lot of items in the listing category you use, making it hard to find or you've been drinking too much beer and keep missing it? dunno
Go to the category you have listed you item in and select to view the list by newest first, you may be able to locate it that way.
Also via the 'My Ebay' section view your listing and check the category info that runs across the top. i.e. Games > PS2 > Platform etc etc to make sure you have listed it where you meant to.
biggrin
Stormwalker
Sex God
Quote by Kiss
Why can’t I find my ebay listing?
I’ve loaded a new item today and now the only way I can see it, is by going to My ebay and finding it from there or by searching with the listing number. If I just browse the list or search in any other way nothing.
The toys are out of the pram and the dummy has been well and truly spat it’s driving me fecking mad!
mad :x :x

Maybe there are a lot of items in the listing category you use, making it hard to find or you've been drinking too much beer and keep missing it? dunno No
Go to the category you have listed you item in and select to view the list by newest first, you may be able to locate it that way. Still nothing
Also via the 'My Ebay' section view your listing and check the category info that runs across the top. i.e. Games > PS2 > Platform etc etc to make sure you have listed it where you meant to. Yes all that is fine
biggrin
Unknown User
Quote by Stormwalker
Why can’t I find my ebay listing?
I’ve loaded a new item today and now the only way I can see it, is by going to My ebay and finding it from there or by searching with the listing number. If I just browse the list or search in any other way nothing.
The toys are out of the pram and the dummy has been well and truly spat it’s driving me fecking mad!
mad :x :x

Maybe there are a lot of items in the listing category you use, making it hard to find or you've been drinking too much beer and keep missing it? dunno No
Go to the category you have listed you item in and select to view the list by newest first, you may be able to locate it that way. Still nothing
Also via the 'My Ebay' section view your listing and check the category info that runs across the top. i.e. Games > PS2 > Platform etc etc to make sure you have listed it where you meant to. Yes all that is fine
biggrin
In that case.... it can mean only 1 thing! :shock:
I have no flippin idea! rotflmao
Stormwalker
Sex God
Quote by Kiss
Why can’t I find my ebay listing?
I’ve loaded a new item today and now the only way I can see it, is by going to My ebay and finding it from there or by searching with the listing number. If I just browse the list or search in any other way nothing.
The toys are out of the pram and the dummy has been well and truly spat it’s driving me fecking mad!
mad :x :x

Maybe there are a lot of items in the listing category you use, making it hard to find or you've been drinking too much beer and keep missing it? dunno No
Go to the category you have listed you item in and select to view the list by newest first, you may be able to locate it that way. Still nothing
Also via the 'My Ebay' section view your listing and check the category info that runs across the top. i.e. Games > PS2 > Platform etc etc to make sure you have listed it where you meant to. Yes all that is fine
biggrin
In that case.... it can mean only 1 thing! :shock:
I have no flippin idea! rotflmao
Kiss you have failed me in my hour of need I’m sooo disappointed.
I think you had better have a smackbottom for that.
wink
Unknown User
Quote by Kiss
Why is a giraffes tongue black?
It’s not always. Some can be purplish black or even just appear purple. Technically it’s half pink and half black. biggrin
The ‘tip’ of the tongue has a ‘black’ pigmentation to protect it from sunburn when it’s eating.
I :love: Giraffes! lol

Why has a giraffe got such a long neck?
Unknown User
what is a suckerbus?? <<<< the spelling may be incorrect but that is the phonetic spelling.
if it is embarrassing then please be gentle with me......
redface
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Quote by splendid33
what is a suckerbus?? <<<< the spelling may be incorrect but that is the phonetic spelling.
if it is embarrassing then please be gentle with me......
redface

succubuss?
I think it has something to do with a demon or somesuch...
>wracks brain.... nope.....< not much more forthcoming!
*suck* also has something to do with it.... sucking on the devil's nipple?
i dunno.....
outa here
lp