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errrrrr help they are all after me!....all the new ones!
.and easy and Neil have gone sane!
.warick has lost his marbles and i have got to look for them!
and i cannot get DJ out of his knot
...and i have to get in to the café for sarge to present me with me tin of peas!....
wbb has sused out the 24 hour clock
.and mischief is nicking all the newbie men
and i have said good by........... to the café and i cannot get in again
scream sream!...
.and worse of all i have ran out of fags!........Help.....help!

Debs Debs Debs WAKE UP........... WAKE UP!....its a night mare you having...you have the flu!!
OOOOOOOOOOO shoot! this flu is just one hell of a night mare! rolleyes
Unknown User
I sympathise with you and offer a nice relaxing massage
At least it's not ManFlu
Ice_Pie
Sex God
Quote by Debbiewebs
errrrrr help they are all after me!....all the new ones!
.and easy and Neil have gone sane!
.warick has lost his marbles and i have got to look for them!
and i cannot get DJ out of his knot
...and i have to get in to the café for sarge to present me with me tin of peas!....
wbb has sused out the 24 hour clock
.and mischief is nicking all the newbie men
and i have said good by........... to the café and i cannot get in again
scream sream!...
.and worse of all i have ran out of fags!........Help.....help!

Debs Debs Debs WAKE UP........... WAKE UP!....its a night mare you having...you have the flu!!
OOOOOOOOOOO shoot! this flu is just one hell of a night mare! rolleyes

In a place as bizarre as SH, I often find it difficult to tell the weird dreams from the reality. As a general rule of thumb, if I'm not sure whether I'm dreaming or awake I ask myself a simple question, like "Do I know wtf Debbiewebs is on about?"
If the answer is yes, odds are I'm asleep! :lol2:
passionkiss
Re__Lapse
Sex God
Ice never a truer word spoken.
But
Where would we be without her.
This place would be all the much duller.
Missy
Sex God
Just you rest yourself Debbie kiss You don't wanna overdo it, and besides, there haven't been any newbies for us to argue over!!
Misschief - hiding all the newbies behind her back cool
Dave__Notts
Sex God
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Misschief - hiding all the newbies behind her back cool

So that is why there is a smile on your face lol
Anymore room for one more behind there :twisted:
Dave_Notts
neilinleeds
Sex God
poor debbiewebs! :therethere:
you just calm your little self down. having weird dreams about SH is perfectly normal debs, so don't worry. no it is you lot! what you on about it's not? you mean only me and debs have dreams about the place. nooooooo i'm madder than i thought! maybe it is that flu that does it debs? i've got a bit of a sniffle. it's not manflu or anything but i occasionally have to blow me nose. you think that's what it is? please say yes somebody!
oh and debs get well soon hun! biggrin
neilinleeds - very worried!
simon__says
Sex God
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Misschief - hiding all the newbies behind her back cool

can you hide an"not"so newbie behind ya back!
JGL
Rainbows
Sex God
Ummm - okay here's a newbie that Mischief isn't hiding behind her back .... but then maybe I'm not so new 'cos the first thing I did when I saw a new thread by Debs was click on it - 'cos you know you're gonna be wondering "WTF" along with everyone else if you do - and it's Tuesday and that's what Tuesday's are for!! :shock:
Don't worry babes - they haven't really gone sane. It's just Tuesday. :therethere:
westerross
Sex God
Now come on Debbs - it sounds a bit of a wet nightmare to me!!
FFS you shouldn't be thinking of fags if you've got the flu - best chance to give it up.
<<< Gets ready to duck >>>
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Quote by Debbiewebs
...and i have to get in to the café for sarge to present me with me tin of peas!....

Just for you Debs!! confused :? :? :? :? :? dunno

Marya_Northeast
Sex God
Quote by Debbiewebs
errrrrr help they are all after me!....all the new ones!
.and easy and Neil have gone sane!
.warick has lost his marbles and i have got to look for them!
and i cannot get DJ out of his knot
...and i have to get in to the café for sarge to present me with me tin of peas!....
wbb has sused out the 24 hour clock
.and mischief is nicking all the newbie men
and i have said good by........... to the café and i cannot get in again
scream sream!...
.and worse of all i have ran out of fags!........Help.....help!

Debs Debs Debs WAKE UP........... WAKE UP!....its a night mare you having...you have the flu!!
OOOOOOOOOOO shoot! this flu is just one hell of a night mare! rolleyes

I actually dreamt about SH last night! :shock: We were all at the Notts Munch and JGL said I'd killed a thread and Dave_Notts said there was a PM in my box that I hadn't replied to.
Honestly, I woke up in a sweat!!
Unknown User
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Just you rest yourself Debbie kiss You don't wanna overdo it, and besides, there haven't been any newbies for us to argue over!!
Misschief - hiding all the newbies behind her back cool

:giggle:
Unknown User
Poor Debbiewebs, you are awake now. Calm yourself, try & relax. Hope you have a better night tonight. :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere:
Unknown User
Quote by HungryP
Poor Debbiewebs, you are awake now. Calm yourself, try & relax. Hope you have a better night tonight. :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere:

ooooooooooo i feel so much better now after throwing a custard pie in MISCHIEFS face
its amazing what a custard pie can do! :happy: wink
Unknown User
Quote by JudyTV
Therapy hunni then therapy after that more therapy. It worked wonders for me in fact they say I could even be "Normal" next time round :P .Judy

Or alternatively............. Paracetamol, lots of fluids..................... & therapy :smile2:
melons
Orgasminator
Open a bottle of wine Debbs and it will make you feel tons better hic..
Unknown User
Quote by melons
Open a bottle of wine Debbs and it will make you feel tons better hic..


Melons!......what a bloody good idaer!.......................hic hic!
:cheers:
Love ya babes! kiss
Missy
Sex God
Quote by Debbiewebs
ooooooooooo i feel so much better now after throwing a custard pie in MISCHIEFS face
its amazing what a custard pie can do! :happy: wink

Oooooh Debbie webby!!!! evil It's a bluddy good job I like custard pies, although must admit, more of a tart girl meself, yummier custard. Anyway, it's a good job I like em ... or I would be v. tempted to rush round there and ruff yer hair up when you've just blow dried it!! :silly:
:lol2:
Unknown User
Quote by MISSCHIEF
ooooooooooo i feel so much better now after throwing a custard pie in MISCHIEFS face
its amazing what a custard pie can do! :happy: wink

Oooooh Debbie webby!!!! evil It's a bluddy good job I like custard pies, although must admit, more of a tart girl meself, yummier custard. Anyway, it's a good job I like em ... or I would be v. tempted to rush round there and ruff yer hair up when you've just blow dried it!! :silly:
:lol2:
right war!.. duel .........you wait and look at me next post!.......well if you cannot beat them join them! rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
westerross
Sex God
Quote by Debbiewebs
..you wait and look at me next post!.......well if you cannot beat them join them! rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Well we're waiting. Ooooh I love a custard fight. It gets in all those crevices that you can only lick out. Mind you I fancy a tart every now and then.
tallnhairy
Sex God
Quite partial to custard tarts myself ;)
Unknown User
Quote by westerross
..you wait and look at me next post!.......well if you cannot beat them join them! rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Well we're waiting. Ooooh I love a custard fight. It gets in all those crevices that you can only lick out. Mind you I fancy a tart every now and then.
well it there :rotflmao:
Tallinhairy
partial to custard tarts myself

here you go!!! :giggle: