oh my god... it was only a joke
You want jokes????????????????????????????????
Heres a collection, some sad, some dirty, some just plain CRAP!!
1) Little girl goes into a barbers and stands next to the chair eating a cake. "You gonna get hair on your muffin" says the barber. "i know," replies the girl, "i'm gonna get tits too!!"
2) Teacher: "john, why is your cat at school today?"
John (crying) "i heard the postman say to my mom.... "when the kid goes to school i'm gonna eat your pussy!"
3) This is particulaly appropriate due to the nature of this site................................
2 couples decide to swap partners. After 3 hours of hot passionate sex,one says, "f**k, that was good, i wonder how the girls are doing?"
4) "Dad, i've just had sex for the first time!"
"Thats great son," says Dad taking 2 beers out of the fridge. "Any questions?"
"Yeah, how long will my ass hurt?"
5) A cannibal is found crying next to a huge pile of poo. "Whats the matter?" a passer by asks. "I've just dumped my girlfriend!!" sniffs the cannibal.
6) I'm at the police station, been done for drink driving. The urine sample was positive so i nicked it. Now theyre doin me for takin the piss!!!!
7) Last night, i lay looking at the stars, the beautiful sky and the horizon, suddenly i thought....................................... WHERE THE F**K IS MY ROOF??????????????
8) A train is about to crash. A virgin strips off and shouts "Can anyone make me feel like a woman before i die?"
So a man takes off his clothes and says "Iron these, love!!"
9) Jesus said to John, "Come forth and I'll give you eternal life." John came 5th and won a toaster.
10) Mary had a little lamb, it ran into a pylon. Ten thousand volts went up its butt and turned its wool to nylon!
11) The Grand old duke of york, he had ten thousand men, and when he had the energy he had them all again!!
12) Little Girl.... "Mummy, i just found out the little boy next door has a penis like a peanut!!"
Mummy......." Why, cos its small?"
Little Girl......"No, its salty!!!"
13) Larry La Prise who wrote the Hokey Cokey has died aged 93. The worst part was getting him in the coffin. They put his left leg in..... then the fun started!!!
14) A child walks past parents bedroom and thinks "JEEZ!!!! and they think i need to see a psychologist for sucking my thumb!!"
Thanks for reading, hope you found at least a couple of these funny, i know i did!!!!!
Luv and hugz,
Lou!
xxxxxxx
Did you hear about the woman with no arms or legs that won the world strawberry picking championships?
She was a jammy c**t.
I apologise if anyone takes offence but it made me laugh.
Topical for this site I suppose. the new mastercard ad for those that have not seen it
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