what dose a dwarf get when he walks through a womas legs?
A CLIT ROUND THE EAR
AND A FLAP ROUND THE FACE
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i shouldnt realy type this
- Sale on now girls - 10% off everything - come and get it! Quote by Jags:x :x :x :x :x
I can feel a Jags Slap Special twitching it's way down my arm towards my hand...
:x :x :x
Ooohhhhhhhhh - whilst it is still twitching hun - grab my roundhead will you - shame to waste such a tremble!!!!!!!!!!!!
aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - thats nice - but could you warm your hands a little next time please!
:wink: 
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Quote by FredFlintstone
Running to the front of the queue....:lol: :lol:
:shock: ummm, ticket number 13 Helen
:roll: Will a 
be alright hun? How was I to know there would be a run on Fred's if there was a sale on!
:doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh:
I'll make you a deal Fred babe.....Can I do this
and then you can do this 
Will that work out for you okay? :lol: Quote by FredFlintstone
I'll make you a deal Fred babe.....Can I do this
*Tears up ticket 13 and grabs ticket 1 from another lady in the queue and hands it to Helen*
:wink: :wink: Nuff said!
Fred
Wow.....I'm number one, I'm number one!!! :happy: :happy: :happy:
Now, which one to do first..... :twisted:
Hiya folks
Now I know I am probably going to be lambasted for this.....
But only yesterday it was mentioned to me about me hi-jacking threads - something which I have not conciously done for quite a while - I am guilty however of continuing in an already hijacked thread.
I am well aware that threads can evolve (or as Jags so aptly put it earlier today, morph) - that is the nature of conversations - and the Cafe in the forum is a place for conversations.
I would just ask that equal standards are applied to all on here.
ie has this thread 'morphed' or been 'hijacked'
Please understand - I am not complaining about the hijack - only the dual standards which appear to be applied at times on here depending upon who is doing the hijacking.
Regards, Alex x
Now I know I am probably going to be lambasted for this.....
But only yesterday it was mentioned to me about me hi-jacking threads - something which I have not conciously done for quite a while - I am guilty however of continuing in an already hijacked thread.
I am well aware that threads can evolve (or as Jags so aptly put it earlier today, morph) - that is the nature of conversations - and the Cafe in the forum is a place for conversations.
I would just ask that equal standards are applied to all on here.
ie has this thread 'morphed' or been 'hijacked'
Please understand - I am not complaining about the hijack - only the dual standards which appear to be applied at times on here depending upon who is doing the hijacking.
Regards, Alex x
Sex God
Question....whats the correct name for the thick fatty tissue that surrounds the clitoris.
Answer..... The wife.
Now before some of you line up to beat me with small springy twigs let me straight away say that substituting clitoris for penis and wife for husband works as well.
Your a coward davej
Answer..... The wife.
Now before some of you line up to beat me with small springy twigs let me straight away say that substituting clitoris for penis and wife for husband works as well.
Your a coward davej
Quote by davej
Question....whats the correct name for the thick fatty tissue that surrounds the clitoris.
Answer..... The wife.
Now before some of you line up to beat me with small springy twigs let me straight away say that substituting clitoris for penis and wife for husband works as well.
Your a coward davej
That's a line in a movie, Showgirls......did you hear it there? Are you stealing lines now Dave? :shock: LoL
Sex God
Yep you got me Helen I will steal anything. even ate one of the kids easter eggs today but hey, it amused me when i heard it.
Now where did the kids hide their packet of flumps
Now where did the kids hide their packet of flumps
Quote by EmmaPeel
Hiya folks
Now I know I am probably going to be lambasted for this.....
But only yesterday it was mentioned to me about me hi-jacking threads - something which I have not conciously done for quite a while - I am guilty however of continuing in an already hijacked thread.
I am well aware that threads can evolve (or as Jags so aptly put it earlier today, morph) - that is the nature of conversations - and the Cafe in the forum is a place for conversations.
I would just ask that equal standards are applied to all on here.
ie has this thread 'morphed' or been 'hijacked'
Please understand - I am not complaining about the hijack - only the dual standards which appear to be applied at times on here depending upon who is doing the hijacking.
Regards, Alex x
I see where you're coming from Alex, but I think that the Cafe is a place for us to chat pretty freely (obviously following the rules) and sometimes the Conversation DOES Morph....
But I know what you mean about being treated equally, I'm afraid I didn't see the thread where you were told off for hi-jacking.....I have to say, I DO tend to hi-jack (or contribute towards it) quite a lot....but I figure that if people have a problem with it they can tell me and I am happy to apologise if necessary....
But yes, I see where you're coming from.....so this isn't meant to be an attack against you at all!
Sex God
Why thankyou kindly Helen a bag of flumps have been dispatched to you via pony
express (stolen of course from the mouths of hungry children)
express (stolen of course from the mouths of hungry children)
Sex God
OK. Can we morph it back about half way to a subject close to my heart. What's all this about Roundheads? Speaking as a Cavalier surely there's more variety and interest in something uncut - or am I missing something?
Quote by EmmaPeel
Hiya folks
Now I know I am probably going to be lambasted for this.....
But only yesterday it was mentioned to me about me hi-jacking threads - something which I have not conciously done for quite a while - I am guilty however of continuing in an already hijacked thread.
I am well aware that threads can evolve (or as Jags so aptly put it earlier today, morph) - that is the nature of conversations - and the Cafe in the forum is a place for conversations.
I would just ask that equal standards are applied to all on here.
ie has this thread 'morphed' or been 'hijacked'
Please understand - I am not complaining about the hijack - only the dual standards which appear to be applied at times on here depending upon who is doing the hijacking.
Regards, Alex x
Hi there - I have sent you a PM - but I think this thread has been 'morphed' and that is the nature of the beast! Even if if had been hijacked then that too is the nature of the beast. Morphing (for me) is when the topic is extended outwards, downwards and upwards in a sort-of-line with the original post (this is what has happened here circumscion to Roundheads is a tenuous kink) and hi-jacking is when the original topic is lost in inconsequential posting completely off topic.
Mind you I could be wrong but that's how I see it!
:lol: Quote by westerross
OK. Can we morph it back about half way to a subject close to my heart. What's all this about Roundheads? Speaking as a Cavalier surely there's more variety and interest in something uncut - or am I missing something?
I can only speak as one who has always been a roundhead from a young age because of a medical problem but from what I have heard from some women is that they prefer it as there are no little nooks and crannies to gather "dust" for want of a better word.
Don't forget that there are many variations of uncut men in terms of what they can do with their foreskin and so your view of life being uncut may be different to many others unless you have discussed this at length with other guys of had bi experiences to see for yourself.
Personally - I never look at other guys cocks because they hold absolutely no interest for me and certainly get a bad case of the wilts if the heads touch!
ops: :oops: So any couples out there planning a meet with us - please remember, one at a time please - cramming them both in your mouth is so undignified - makes you look like a wide mouth frog - and does nothing for me! :roll: :roll: :roll:Fred
Ok, I've had a very trying day.....first person to adorn this stuff about Roundheads with quips about OLIVER COMEWELL will get the rough edge of a ferret! OK?
(Besides, it's my favourite period of history, really is, Oliver Cromwell is a bit of a hero of mine. I'm also besotted by the film Witchfinder General-especially the music. So who's for The New Model Army?)
(Besides, it's my favourite period of history, really is, Oliver Cromwell is a bit of a hero of mine. I'm also besotted by the film Witchfinder General-especially the music. So who's for The New Model Army?)
Quote by artificer
Ok, I've had a very trying day.....first person to adorn this stuff about Roundheads with quips about OLIVER COMEWELL will get the rough edge of a ferret! OK?
(Besides, it's my favourite period of history, really is, Oliver Cromwell is a bit of a hero of mine. I'm also besotted by the film Witchfinder General-especially the music. So who's for The New Model Army?)
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Wouldn't dare say a thing Arti.
