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OK I've got fed up with all these serious threads which, quite frankly, have TOO MANY WORDS in them.
I really do not have the time or inclination to read 'em. So stop it! This thread is for posts with no more than 4 lines.! (Including quotes) redface
Feel free to rename this the 'Short-lived' thread - but all bollox gratefully recieved.
Lovely weather we're having.
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foggy here :cry: it might clear with alcohol :twisted:
"I've got a lovely pair of coconuts"
:karaoke:
Quote by TanKinky
foggy here :cry: it might clear with alcohol :twisted:

Make it a stiff one!
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Quote by noladreams30
"I've got a lovely pair of coconuts"
:karaoke:

Statements of the obvious are permitted as well! kiss
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I think I'll wear red knickers tomorrow.
:rascal:
Quote by TanKinky
Its small bollocks

wave
Quote by __random_orbit__
Its small bollocks

wave
Would've been tighter if you'd got yer post in first!
D'you think this thread'll lose its way soon?
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was there direction?
lp
not if we fit it with sat nav...
Quote by noladreams30
I think I'll wear red knickers tomorrow.
:rascal:

I might not wear any :rascal:
Quote by noladreams30
"I've got a lovely pair of coconuts"
:karaoke:

Ohhhh yes sillyhwoar:
Quote by westerross
D'you think this thread'll lose its way soon?
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:gagged:
lol
Quote by __random_orbit__
was there direction?
lp

No, it was random!! rolleyes
wink
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Quote by noladreams30
I think I'll wear red knickers tomorrow.
:rascal:

Why?
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Quote by westerross
I think I'll wear red knickers tomorrow.
:rascal:

Why?
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Because it's Monday.
Quote by Freckledbird
"I've got a lovely pair of coconuts"
:karaoke:

Ohhhh yes sillyhwoar:
Coconuts are a good thing. Let there be coconuts all around! wink
Quote by Freckledbird
I think I'll wear red knickers tomorrow.
:rascal:

I might not wear any :rascal:
Now stop it! Just because school's out doesn't mean everything has to be. (Mind you - if you want to point in my direction.........) innocent
Shit 7 lines smackbottom - self flagellation commences!!
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Ohhhhhh Chooooooooooon wave
FB flashes her boobs at Choon wink
The neighbours over the road are having a bbq... and im not invited!! rolleyes
Quote by noladreams30
I'm making a brew.
Who's in?

Me please - Pimm's has all gone sad
Il have a big glass of wine please.... rose preferably
Quote by noladreams30
Biscuits: do you dunk?

Ewwwwww no dunking!
Quote by Freckledbird
Ohhhhhh Chooooooooooon wave
FB flashes her boobs at Choon wink

Sorry - only coconuts allowed on this thread!
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Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple

D'you think this thread'll lose its way soon?
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:gagged:
lol
Might find its way up to Wigan by December.
:smug:
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Quote by westerross
Ohhhhhh Chooooooooooon wave
FB flashes her boobs at Choon wink

Sorry - only coconuts allowed on this thread!
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Sod off then, I'll flash 'em at someone else!
Quote by Freckledbird
Ohhhhhh Chooooooooooon wave
FB flashes her boobs at Choon wink

Sorry - only coconuts allowed on this thread!
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Sod off then, I'll flash 'em at someone else!
You think you can be that directional with those?? wink passionkiss
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