most of the large diy chains should have the cut equipment to do this for you but they will charge you 50p a cut.
God i'm sad!
Failing that... most guys usualy need very little excuse to go buy powertools
e.g. hmm that picture hook needs screwing to the wall.... its about time I got me a new hammerdrill and electric screwdriver.
A woman would probably just get a nail and a hammer.
Incidentaly a suitable cutting implement of the powered variety would cost about £15 for a cheepo these days.... hand tool would be a couple quid.... then you could cut as much wood as you like!
I need a lot of hands to count how many girls do use a shoe as a hammer and a knife for everything else.... hardly any wonder the heel comes off in drain covers
any good timber yard will cut you board to size , but they charge
Been sat here practising my "how much wood could a woodcut cut if a woodcut could cut wood!!!
And the threads about wood cutting in general
(wonder if Neil minds me borrowing his strop in his absence????)
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