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Should I give it up?

lol hey tonguey. lurrrrrveeee the new avatar
That, urrrh, looks rather more like a pork pie than a cake to me, Lizard. confused
Personally my curiousity is more than a little piqued to know how "fuckin' weird" these guys turned out to be. I have visions of one of them turning up at your date with a fence post in one hand and a jar of vaseline in the other...
Awwwwwww thanks Shelly,but i go a bit quicker than that
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Ok tongue, mite have to test it out for myself, just to check that what your telling me is genuine of course.
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That, urrrh, looks rather more like a pork pie than a cake to me, Lizard.

I think you're right roger743....That's probably why the damn thing has never brought me any luck what so ever!!
I need to go find a lucky Madeira
Kinky Lizard biggrin
Of course Shelly,its a very special version of the male tongue that is 100% gen and definately not weird and doesnt deny knowing you either.
i just wanted to say , kinky lizard ty, i find your outlook and animations so refreshing, it a pleasure to see your posts.
( is that right ? it is what you told me to type isnt it ?) rolleyes
Awwwww *blush" thanks Fem : )

And I must say, I really do enjoy those tales of yours.......... the long winter nights spent by the fireplace fisting! Conjures up such sweet imagery.......for that, I bless you darling Fem xxxxxxxx
Kinky Lizard biggrin
Hmmmmm, you cheating on me Kinky Lizard? :shock:
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
what do you expect from a reptile, belly too close to the ground lol
I didn't know this was an exclusive relationship hump It's been going on for ages
LoL.....and here I thought I was his only love.... sad
lol
monogomy is dead in SH lol
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monogomy is dead in SH lol

Yes I HAD noticed that.....and I'm shocked and disgusted......of course, women should remain virgins until they are married and then have no other person in their life, men of course can f**k around all they like..... :shock:
(DISCLAIMER: Was only joking, please don't take offense END DISCLAIMER)
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I wish this man could fuck around all he liked dunno
Why can't you SiGo? I'm sure lots of lucky ladies on here would happily oblige.... lol
Oblige away then :angel:
Fate seems to be conspiring away at wont when I've finished with it :taz:
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Oblige away then :angel:
Fate seems to be conspiring away at wont when I've finished with it :taz:

Hmmmm, I'm not sure you could handle me SiGo :twisted: LoL
All i can say DreamerHelen is lizard by name lizard by nature.
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All i can say DreamerHelen is lizard by name lizard by nature.

Yep i guess so *Walking sadly away*.....
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Oh I don't know - I'm like a goalkeeper, a safe pair of hands :silly:
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Oh I don't know - I'm like a goalkeeper, a safe pair of hands :silly:

does that mean you want me to kick your balls at you? lol
:grin: as long as it's from not too far out :shock:
As long as I don't have to pick them out of the back of a net worship
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:grin: as long as it's from not too far out :shock:
As long as I don't have to pick them out of the back of a net worship

I'll see what I can do for you.....anything for you!!! kiss
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:grin: as long as it's from not too far out :shock:
As long as I don't have to pick them out of the back of a net worship

I'll see what I can do for you.....anything for you!!! kiss
isnt young love grand
sorry menat LUST :twisted:
I think a great philosopher referred to love as a "second hand emotion"
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isnt young love grand

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Love? What's that then?

If the two of you are to be believed, then it's about a grand ? lol
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I think a great philosopher referred to love as a "second hand emotion"

Smokey Robinson?