Should I indulge him?

1 May 2005

........
We've had a lazy weekend, chillin, drinking wine drinkies

and sunbathing in the garden.
Eagerslut's been out there in his smallest white thong topping up his tan to make sure he's looking his best whilst out tarting :eeek:
He's been making rude and lewd suggestions half the afternoon :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
He's just had some inspiration from my garden wind chimes and asked me to go pick some stingy nettles and construct a similar device to hang above him (minus the little white thong) at a strategic height to tickle his fancy :eeek: :eeek: whilst he lies on the sun bed :scared: :scared:
Trouble is I think he may enjoy it!!!! :twisted:

1 May 2005

just do it and see what happens,
what is the anitdote for stinging nettles?? best get some of that as well. :shock:

1 May 2005

indulge him , and yourself at the same time.
dockleaves might definitely be a good idea.
apparently pissing on nettle stings relieves the pain as well, so whatever floats your boat really, that could actually be part of his grand plan biggrin

1 May 2005

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
redface

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:grin: :grin:

1 May 2005

Can't you make clothes out of stinging nettles? :?
Why not just make him a little green thong? :shock:
lhk
Kat

1 May 2005

Quote by KitKat
Can't you make clothes out of stinging nettles? :?
Why not just make him a little green thong? :shock:
lhk
Kat

He's just told me he'd thought of that but wasn't sure he wanted anything stinging his arsehole....... dunno

Now I'm pretty sure that he must experience that on a regular basis if his stories are anything to go by!! :twisted: :twisted:
bolt

1 May 2005

- I just don't think he has got the bottle Kc wink

:angel:

1 May 2005

I mentioned in an earlier post how I once accidently brushed my cock against a stinging nettle whilst having a wee---believe me its no fun!!!

1 May 2005

Quote by KitKat
- I just don't think he has got the bottle Kc :angel:

I'm game :twisted: :twisted:
How do I make said garment :dunno: :wink:

1 May 2005

i know of 2 guys who went for a wee in the nettles. They avoided the nettles but pissed on an electric fence instead.

1 May 2005

KcKat remember to wear rubber gloves :eeek:

1 May 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
KcKat remember to wear rubber gloves :eeek:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

1 May 2005

What Dawn said and ummmm Superglue should do it wink

2 May 2005

Quote by KcKat
- I just don't think he has got the bottle Kc :angel:

I'm game :twisted: :twisted:
How do I make said garment :dunno: :wink: ooo - a mission for me - that should keep me quiet for a few days!
Watch this space!
lhk
Kat

2 May 2005

Quote by KitKat
- I just don't think he has got the bottle Kc :angel:

I'm game :twisted: :twisted:
How do I make said garment :dunno: :wink: ooo - a mission for me - that should keep me quiet for a few days!
Watch this space!
lhk
Kat

Oooooooooooooh Kat, remember to place the stingy bits strategically, he needs a stingy arse and balls apparently :scared: :scared::scared:
I thought about asking Mischief if she had a knitting pattern and stringing them together to make a ball :eeek:
:dunno:
I've found him a suitable alternative to satisfy his masochistic desires for now......he's defluffing his intimate bits using my Epilator "OUCH" :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: