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Here is ours...

Not the best effort we've ever made, but for our first christmas together, it's not all bad. lol
It's like one of them chinchilla animals, all fur. Once you've got it wet and had a house full of the other half's work mates after boozy night out... well the tree just doesn't look the same somehow. confused :lol:
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LG. x
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OMG!!! rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I do actually believe that's in your living room!! :giggle:
Where are the presents Gem?!!! dunno
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rotflmao
Still it's more than we've got at the mo! Last time we put the tree away, Morbius lobbed it to the back of the loft, and as our loft is in 3 ft high at it's highest point and Morbius is 3ft wide at his widest point (oops that's me on Santa's naughty list) he's avoiding going into the loft!
I might need to trade sexual favours with someone who'll crawl into my loft for my tree soon :twisted:
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Here's mine! :mrgreen:

One day I'm going to fill that empty water feature in the background! redface
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Where's your tinsel lp? confused
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humbug
lp

Bah! rolleyes
lol
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humbug
lp

Hmmm you could put Humbugs on ya "tree" but they'd fall off every time you walked past, you'd have to tie them on!
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Where's your tinsel lp? confused
Pah! Don't you listen to 'em LP! (( May I call you LP? It trips off the tongue soooooo much better than RO!? :P ))) I've been tellin' Gem we're doing a tasteful tree for our first, and it has the smallest amount of fairy lights permissible. It's a bit of a compromise, seeing as how me bed has more fairy lights on it than you can shake a pointy brown thing at. rolleyes
DG, Gemmie wanted to put the tree up some months back. I got all manly, and put me foot down, and so our tree does actually have twigs on it. There's even the odd needle left, which is good, cos our vac's broken, so fook knows how we're getting 'em out of the carpet.
Oh, and it's not our living room up there. Ours has magnolia walls, with a massive great tea splatter all up one of 'em. Last time we have a Chrimbo do all back to mine in our 'ouse I can tell you. evil
N x x x ;)
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It seems that I have one this year!! lol
And it is FULL of decorations / lights / and a small child's toys!! althuogh he keeps wanting the toys back to play with !! and all this is in a Buddist household!!
I will try to get you a photo of it.
Best wishes xx
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and all this is in a Buddist household!!
Best wishes xx

ah, you see, this is how buddhism works around the Yule period.
what you give to the tree, the tree gives equally back to you.
In Needles.
Buddhism Explained, lp-stylee.
and yes of course Mr Leeds... 'lp' is just fine and dandy, in fact, I feel another name change coming on.
lp
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I thought I'd go Australian style this year...
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innocent

Still waiting for Morbius to go in the loft :whistle:
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OMG! Tan that's brilliant!!! :giggle:
I've just finished wrapping more pressies and now I'm looking round my living room at the mess! redface
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OMG! Tan that's brilliant!!! :giggle:
I've just finished wrapping more pressies and now I'm looking round my living room at the mess! redface

:sob: I want my tree up!
DG how many pressies have you bought? You constantly seem to be wrapping?
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OMG! Tan that's brilliant!!! :giggle:
I've just finished wrapping more pressies and now I'm looking round my living room at the mess! redface

:sob: I want my tree up!
DG how many pressies have you bought? You constantly seem to be wrapping?
Thanks DG kiss
Cali, Its not how many she has bought its the effort she takes to wrap each one must take her 1 hour on each :lol2:
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Right... I'm going to tip them all onto the floor and take a photo... watch this space! :giggle:
Now Calista... send him up the loft!!! smackbottom
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Right... I'm going to tip them all onto the floor and take a photo... watch this space! :giggle:
Now Calista... send him up the loft!!! smackbottom

Apparently it's too dark and cold now! I've told him that if he doesn't go up tomorrow I'm going to go and buy a new one (that'll be three we have then) and all the trimmings and put it on his credit card!
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Pffft! That's a rubbish excuse! rolleyes
Right... here you go! :mrgreen:
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Pffft! That's a rubbish excuse! rolleyes
Right... here you go! :mrgreen:

Bloody hell DG, I've not bought that much and I have 2 kids to buy for!!!!
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Bloody hell DG, I've not bought that much and I have 2 kids to buy for!!!!

There really isn't that much in monetary terms... I like buying lots of little things... nonsense on Christmas day is good! wink
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Bloody hell DG, I've not bought that much and I have 2 kids to buy for!!!!

There really isn't that much in monetary terms... I like buying lots of little things... nonsense on Christmas day is good! wink
We've gone low key this year, the kids main pressies (Ipod nanos) we got off ebay fairly cheap, and neither are "I want" kids thankfully, they are both happy to get what they are given smile
My mum on the other hand rolleyes makes your pile of pressies look small LOL
We tend to go for fun things than monetary too, we find the kids react better!
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Bloody hell DG, I've not bought that much and I have 2 kids to buy for!!!!

There really isn't that much in monetary terms... I like buying lots of little things... nonsense on Christmas day is good! wink
We've gone low key this year, the kids main pressies (Ipod nanos) we got off ebay fairly cheap, and neither are "I want" kids thankfully, they are both happy to get what they are given smile
My mum on the other hand rolleyes makes your pile of pressies look small LOL
We tend to go for fun things than monetary too, we find the kids react better!
I'm quite lucky (?) in that I don't have a big family to buy for... there's just my mum, dad, brother and my doggy. So then it's just my mates!
My mum told me not to buy for them this year but I couldn't not. I just got them something small to unwrap on Christmas day and made up a voucher to take them out to dinner in January since I'm not having Christmas at home this year. :mrgreen:
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:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Guess who has been in the loft ....
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
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:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Guess who has been in the loft ....
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Well what are you doing here woman?! rolleyes
Get it decorated and get us a photo!!! lol
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I've got it up (ooer) Morb's just trying to get the lights to work :bounce:
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OK DG, Morbius' contribution just for you!