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Comrades, some time ago we banded together a unified group of like-minded eejits as the SHUnion.
The search button is not my friend.
Can anyone else find it? If not, can I please nominate Postie as Gen Sec?
Anyone seconding that?
Vix, Prez - SHU
Quote by Vix
Comrades, some time ago we banded together a unified group of like-minded eejits as the SHUnion.
The search button is not my friend.
Can anyone else find it? If not, can I please nominate Postie as Gen Sec?
Anyone seconding that?
Vix, Prez - SHU

I disagree comrade, comrade Postie can't even keep tabs on his clothes, phone and even his own whereabouts. So can I nominate Sister Calista, as she knows where all the right buttons are, that and the name Sister Calista sounds right!
yes must speak to comarade postie for his total disregard of the queens uniform..
doesn't he know what affect it has on women when you turn up in uniform lol
Quote by 34fun
yes must speak to comarade postie for his total disregard of the queens uniform..
doesn't he know what affect it has on women when you turn up in uniform lol

Point of information, it's not The Queen's uniform, Royal Mail is a private company.
Would Richard Gere have received such sex god status had he starred in "A Postman & a Gentleman"?
:lol:
Sister Calista - seconded.
(You know, between Postie & I, I believe we have the entire wardrobe.)
Quote by marmalaid
yes must speak to comarade postie for his total disregard of the queens uniform..
doesn't he know what affect it has on women when you turn up in uniform lol

Point of information, it's not The Queen's uniform, Royal Mail is a private company.
Would Richard Gere have received such sex god status had he starred in "A Postman & a Gentleman"?
:lol:
sorry to say having worked for this company for 20 years it is not a private company.
why else would we have to give the government £300m + a year ??
think you have your wires crossed somewhere.
Quote by marmalaid
yes must speak to comarade postie for his total disregard of the queens uniform..
doesn't he know what affect it has on women when you turn up in uniform lol

Point of information, it's not The Queen's uniform, Royal Mail is a private company.
Would Richard Gere have received such sex god status had he starred in "A Postman & a Gentleman"?
:lol:
Or "American Postman"?
Quote by marmalaid
yes must speak to comarade postie for his total disregard of the queens uniform..
doesn't he know what affect it has on women when you turn up in uniform lol

Point of information, it's not The Queen's uniform, Royal Mail is a private company.
Would Richard Gere have received such sex god status had he starred in "A Postman & a Gentleman"?
:lol:
Royal Mail is 51% by HM Gov (the other 49% I think is held in trust by the Secretary of State) so as such is still an un-privatised company, albeit running as a PLC. The uniform and all Royal Mail vehicles and vehicles used to transport mail, even though not a RM "official vehicle", such as aeroplanes and trains, carry a Queen's Crown to denote Crown status and protection. Stealing from the post/ post vehicles/ postal worker, is still considered "theft of the Queen's Mail", because while it is in transit, everything belongs to HM Queenie, until it drops onto your doormat.
As for Richard Gere, he achieved sex god status by shoving a small rodent up his arse...
yeah, I know it's an urban myth!!!
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yes must speak to comarade postie for his total disregard of the queens uniform..
doesn't he know what affect it has on women when you turn up in uniform lol

Point of information, it's not The Queen's uniform, Royal Mail is a private company.
Would Richard Gere have received such sex god status had he starred in "A Postman & a Gentleman"?
:lol:
Royal Mail is 51% by HM Gov (the other 49% I think is held in trust by the Secretary of State) so as such is still an un-privatised company, albeit running as a PLC. The uniform and all Royal Mail vehicles and vehicles used to transport mail, even though not a RM "official vehicle", such as aeroplanes and trains, carry a Queen's Crown to denote Crown status and protection. Stealing from the post/ post vehicles/ postal worker, is still considered "theft of the Queen's Mail", because while it is in transit, everything belongs to HM Queenie, until it drops onto your doormat.
As for Richard Gere, he achieved sex god status by shoving a small rodent up his arse...
yeah, I know it's an urban myth!!!
Thanks for putting me right there gents. You learn something every day! biggrin
no problem anything else you need a hand with just ask a postman - they are quite knowledgable.... ha ha
Quote by 34fun
no problem anything else you need a hand with just ask a postman - they are quite knowledgable.... ha ha

An old friend of mine is a postman, has been for 20 years or so, he always knew where places in Stoke on Trent were, he'd usually know the postcode as well.
SPOTTER!!!!
Quote by Vix
Comrades, some time ago we banded together a unified group of like-minded eejits as the SHUnion.
The search button is not my friend.
Can anyone else find it? If not, can I please nominate Postie as Gen Sec?
Anyone seconding that?
Vix, Prez - SHU

So if i got pipped to the post by Sista Calsita, are there any other jobs in the SH Union I could get my teeth in to?
(and don't let on to the gaffers/ Mods about this Union thing, they'll probably give us our cards...)
Quote by postie
So if i got pipped to the post by Sista Calsita, are there any other jobs in the SH Union I could get my teeth in to?

This is The Union, brother, you should be proud to be a comrade, we're all equal here.
Although I do have my eye on the spokesperson job, fancy the odd night out and lunch at the presses expense)
there are quite a few names spring to mind for this position....i can vouch for them all being able to press the right buttons....in the right sequence....
sorry postie....ive no doubt you have the buttons too but im thinking aesthetics here smile
Quote by dargento
there are quite a few names spring to mind for this position....i can vouch for them all being able to press the right buttons....in the right sequence....
sorry postie....ive no doubt you have the buttons too but im thinking aesthetics here smile

I have some chocolate buttons.. but when i press them they melt.. and go all squishy... biggrin
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Comrades, some time ago we banded together a unified group of like-minded eejits as the SHUnion.
The search button is not my friend.
Can anyone else find it? If not, can I please nominate Postie as Gen Sec?
Anyone seconding that?
Vix, Prez - SHU

So if i got pipped to the post by Sista Calsita, are there any other jobs in the SH Union I could get my teeth in to?
(and don't let on to the gaffers/ Mods about this Union thing, they'll probably give us our cards...)
Tea boy???????
equi-princess xxx
Quote by marmalaid
Comrades, some time ago we banded together a unified group of like-minded eejits as the SHUnion.
The search button is not my friend.
Can anyone else find it? If not, can I please nominate Postie as Gen Sec?
Anyone seconding that?
Vix, Prez - SHU

I disagree comrade, comrade Postie can't even keep tabs on his clothes, phone and even his own whereabouts. So can I nominate Sister Calista, as she knows where all the right buttons are, that and the name Sister Calista sounds right!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Sister Calista FFS I sound like a nun! ... now now we'll have nun of that here!
Ok as Gen Sec what do I need to do? please say shag because I'm really horny right now :twisted:
C x
Don't you have to bang on the table or somefink confused
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As for Richard Gere, he achieved sex god status by shoving a small rodent up his arse...

But was the small rodent wrapped in clingfilm ? dunno
redface (again)
Thank you Sister Calista.
Informative as ever.
Postie, maybe you shoul be Communications Officer?
Marms for Official Gobshite (same as Comms Officer, but less formal)
Union, did someone mention union? Can I do recruitment, horizontal of course? :twisted:
Quote by mistress_sassy
Union, did someone mention union? Can I do recruitment, horizontal of course? :twisted:

For Health & Safety reasons, recruitment should be horizontal, natch.
For pointing this out, Sassy, I believe you should be Recruitment Orifice.
Quote by Calista
Ok as Gen Sec what do I need to do? please say shag because I'm really horny right now :twisted:
C x

Hows about I pop over with my trusty Constitution :small-print: we can both paw over it, getting down to the real nitty gritty, making sure that we both fully grasp the finer points. I'm sure after a little sweating we could turn out a solution. :wanker:
Alternatively, we could shag! hump
PS: Vix, go to bed!
Quote by marmalaid
Ok as Gen Sec what do I need to do? please say shag because I'm really horny right now :twisted:
C x

Hows about I pop over with my trusty Constitution we both paw over it, getting down to the real nitty gritty, making sure that we both fully grasp the finer points. I'm sure after a little sweating we could turn out a solution.
Alternatively, we could shag!
Always a tryer, eh Chris?
Morning, love.
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Always a tryer, eh Chris?
Morning, love.

Did you not notice? This is Sister Calista we're talking about, can you blame me?
Mornin' gorgeous. Give that man next to you a snog from me.
Oh, give one to Reese too if he's about :grin:
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Give that man next to you a snog from me.
Oh, give one to Reese too if he's about :grin:

Will do, darlin'.
Wait till you meet Nelson, my new perma-house-guest.
Quote by Vix
Will do, darlin'.
Wait till you meet Nelson, my new perma-house-guest.
Does that mean there is no longer a bed available for me up the spirally staircase?
Quote by postie
yes must speak to comarade postie for his total disregard of the queens uniform..
doesn't he know what affect it has on women when you turn up in uniform lol

Point of information, it's not The Queen's uniform, Royal Mail is a private company.
Would Richard Gere have received such sex god status had he starred in "A Postman & a Gentleman"?
:lol:
Royal Mail is 51% by HM Gov (the other 49% I think is held in trust by the Secretary of State) so as such is still an un-privatised company, albeit running as a PLC. The uniform and all Royal Mail vehicles and vehicles used to transport mail, even though not a RM "official vehicle", such as aeroplanes and trains, carry a Queen's Crown to denote Crown status and protection. Stealing from the post/ post vehicles/ postal worker, is still considered "theft of the Queen's Mail", because while it is in transit, everything belongs to HM Queenie, until it drops onto your doormat.

does that mean if you posted a spliff we can have the queen arrested for possession :giggle:
can't wait to see her detained at her own pleasure rotflmao oh the irony
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oh the irony

I can hear you saying that.
Amazing really, because if we have actually met, I have no recollection.