Comrades, some time ago we banded together a unified group of like-minded eejits as the SHUnion.
The search button is not my friend.
Can anyone else find it? If not, can I please nominate Postie as Gen Sec?
Anyone seconding that?
Vix, Prez - SHU
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Quote by Vix
Comrades, some time ago we banded together a unified group of like-minded eejits as the SHUnion.
The search button is not my friend.
Can anyone else find it? If not, can I please nominate Postie as Gen Sec?
Anyone seconding that?
Vix, Prez - SHU
I disagree comrade, comrade Postie can't even keep tabs on his clothes, phone and even his own whereabouts. So can I nominate Sister Calista, as she knows where all the right buttons are, that and the name Sister Calista sounds right!
Quote by 34fun
yes must speak to comarade postie for his total disregard of the queens uniform..
doesn't he know what affect it has on women when you turn up in uniform
Point of information, it's not The Queen's uniform, Royal Mail is a private company.
Would Richard Gere have received such sex god status had he starred in "A Postman & a Gentleman"?
:lol:
Quote by marmalaid
yes must speak to comarade postie for his total disregard of the queens uniform..
doesn't he know what affect it has on women when you turn up in uniform
Point of information, it's not The Queen's uniform, Royal Mail is a private company.
Would Richard Gere have received such sex god status had he starred in "A Postman & a Gentleman"?
:lol:
sorry to say having worked for this company for 20 years it is not a private company.
why else would we have to give the government £300m + a year ??
think you have your wires crossed somewhere.
Quote by marmalaid
yes must speak to comarade postie for his total disregard of the queens uniform..
doesn't he know what affect it has on women when you turn up in uniform
Point of information, it's not The Queen's uniform, Royal Mail is a private company.
Would Richard Gere have received such sex god status had he starred in "A Postman & a Gentleman"?
:lol:
Or "American Postman"?
Quote by marmalaid
yes must speak to comarade postie for his total disregard of the queens uniform..
doesn't he know what affect it has on women when you turn up in uniform
Point of information, it's not The Queen's uniform, Royal Mail is a private company.
Would Richard Gere have received such sex god status had he starred in "A Postman & a Gentleman"?
:lol:
Royal Mail is 51% by HM Gov (the other 49% I think is held in trust by the Secretary of State) so as such is still an un-privatised company, albeit running as a PLC. The uniform and all Royal Mail vehicles and vehicles used to transport mail, even though not a RM "official vehicle", such as aeroplanes and trains, carry a Queen's Crown to denote Crown status and protection. Stealing from the post/ post vehicles/ postal worker, is still considered "theft of the Queen's Mail", because while it is in transit, everything belongs to HM Queenie, until it drops onto your doormat.
As for Richard Gere, he achieved sex god status by shoving a small rodent up his arse...
yeah, I know it's an urban myth!!!
Quote by postie
yes must speak to comarade postie for his total disregard of the queens uniform..
doesn't he know what affect it has on women when you turn up in uniform
Point of information, it's not The Queen's uniform, Royal Mail is a private company.
Would Richard Gere have received such sex god status had he starred in "A Postman & a Gentleman"?
:lol:
Royal Mail is 51% by HM Gov (the other 49% I think is held in trust by the Secretary of State) so as such is still an un-privatised company, albeit running as a PLC. The uniform and all Royal Mail vehicles and vehicles used to transport mail, even though not a RM "official vehicle", such as aeroplanes and trains, carry a Queen's Crown to denote Crown status and protection. Stealing from the post/ post vehicles/ postal worker, is still considered "theft of the Queen's Mail", because while it is in transit, everything belongs to HM Queenie, until it drops onto your doormat.
As for Richard Gere, he achieved sex god status by shoving a small rodent up his arse...
yeah, I know it's an urban myth!!!
Thanks for putting me right there gents. You learn something every day!
Quote by Vix
Comrades, some time ago we banded together a unified group of like-minded eejits as the SHUnion.
The search button is not my friend.
Can anyone else find it? If not, can I please nominate Postie as Gen Sec?
Anyone seconding that?
Vix, Prez - SHU
So if i got pipped to the post by Sista Calsita, are there any other jobs in the SH Union I could get my teeth in to?
(and don't let on to the gaffers/ Mods about this Union thing, they'll probably give us our cards...)
Quote by postie
So if i got pipped to the post by Sista Calsita, are there any other jobs in the SH Union I could get my teeth in to?
This is The Union, brother, you should be proud to be a comrade, we're all equal here.
Although I do have my eye on the spokesperson job, fancy the odd night out and lunch at the presses expense)
Quote by dargento
there are quite a few names spring to mind for this position....i can vouch for them all being able to press the right buttons....in the right sequence....
sorry postie....ive no doubt you have the buttons too but im thinking aesthetics here
I have some chocolate buttons.. but when i press them they melt.. and go all squishy...
Quote by postie
Comrades, some time ago we banded together a unified group of like-minded eejits as the SHUnion.
The search button is not my friend.
Can anyone else find it? If not, can I please nominate Postie as Gen Sec?
Anyone seconding that?
Vix, Prez - SHU
So if i got pipped to the post by Sista Calsita, are there any other jobs in the SH Union I could get my teeth in to?
(and don't let on to the gaffers/ Mods about this Union thing, they'll probably give us our cards...)
Tea boy???????
equi-princess xxx
Quote by marmalaid
Comrades, some time ago we banded together a unified group of like-minded eejits as the SHUnion.
The search button is not my friend.
Can anyone else find it? If not, can I please nominate Postie as Gen Sec?
Anyone seconding that?
Vix, Prez - SHU
I disagree comrade, comrade Postie can't even keep tabs on his clothes, phone and even his own whereabouts. So can I nominate Sister Calista, as she knows where all the right buttons are, that and the name Sister Calista sounds right!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:Sister Calista FFS I sound like a nun! ... now now we'll have nun of that here!
Ok as Gen Sec what do I need to do? please say shag because I'm really horny right now :twisted:
C x
Sex God
Don't you have to bang on the table or somefink 
The humble beginnings
Here, for el Prezidente Vix, is hte humble beginnings of the SHU!
C x
Here, for el Prezidente Vix, is hte humble beginnings of the SHU!
C x
Sex God
Union, did someone mention union? Can I do recruitment, horizontal of course? :twisted:
Quote by Calista
Ok as Gen Sec what do I need to do? please say shag because I'm really horny right now :twisted:
C x
Hows about I pop over with my trusty Constitution :small-print: we can both paw over it, getting down to the real nitty gritty, making sure that we both fully grasp the finer points. I'm sure after a little sweating we could turn out a solution. :wanker:
Alternatively, we could shag!
PS: Vix, go to bed!
Quote by marmalaid
Ok as Gen Sec what do I need to do? please say shag because I'm really horny right now :twisted:
C x
Hows about I pop over with my trusty Constitution we both paw over it, getting down to the real nitty gritty, making sure that we both fully grasp the finer points. I'm sure after a little sweating we could turn out a solution.
Alternatively, we could shag!
Always a tryer, eh Chris?
Morning, love.
Sex God
Quote by postie
yes must speak to comarade postie for his total disregard of the queens uniform..
doesn't he know what affect it has on women when you turn up in uniform
Point of information, it's not The Queen's uniform, Royal Mail is a private company.
Would Richard Gere have received such sex god status had he starred in "A Postman & a Gentleman"?
:lol:
Royal Mail is 51% by HM Gov (the other 49% I think is held in trust by the Secretary of State) so as such is still an un-privatised company, albeit running as a PLC. The uniform and all Royal Mail vehicles and vehicles used to transport mail, even though not a RM "official vehicle", such as aeroplanes and trains, carry a Queen's Crown to denote Crown status and protection. Stealing from the post/ post vehicles/ postal worker, is still considered "theft of the Queen's Mail", because while it is in transit, everything belongs to HM Queenie, until it drops onto your doormat.
does that mean if you posted a spliff we can have the queen arrested for possession :giggle:
can't wait to see her detained at her own pleasure
oh the irony 