Sick Bay is open

3 Aug 2007

Quote by Corrie2007
I removed my brain lately and I dont know where I put it :shock: :shock: cant believe I still functioned without it but I did :lol: :lol: :lol: should I be more careful in future when I comb my hair ???????? :lol: :lol:

it could well still be closer than you think Corrie... check the hump on your back... it might poss be your brain, having toppled out during vigourous combing, dangling precariously...
lp

3 Aug 2007

Quote by LondonPlaything
I removed my brain lately and I dont know where I put it :shock: :shock: cant believe I still functioned without it but I did :lol: :lol: :lol: should I be more careful in future when I comb my hair ???????? :lol: :lol:

it could well still be closer than you think Corrie... check the hump on your back... it might poss be your brain, having toppled out during vigourous combing, dangling precariously...
lp
:lol: :lol: nice one LPT xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

27 Sep 2007

OK time to reopen for the man flu that seems tobe around.................
All men with man flu report in here>>>>> lol

27 Sep 2007

Quote by Sarah
OK time to reopen for the man flu that seems tobe around.................
All men with man flu report in here>>>>>

:crazy:
Atchooooooo!

27 Sep 2007

Quote by Sarah
OK time to reopen for the man flu that seems tobe around.................
All men with man flu report in here>>>>>

Here Miss!! :cry:
Nurse required tomorrow - any offers? :shock:

27 Sep 2007

Get well soon all of you ill people smile

27 Sep 2007

Quote by firelizard
Get well soon all of you ill people

some may never recover........ rolleyes

27 Sep 2007

I have PROPER flu which means for all you men out there I REALLY am dying! :cry:

28 Sep 2007

Quote by helnheaven
I have PROPER flu which means for all you men out there I REALLY am dying! :cry:

OK report in.......... lol

28 Sep 2007

Funny how this thread has re-emerged... I've woken up with a killer sore throat and my neck aches :cry:

29 Sep 2007

Quote by Sarah
I have PROPER flu which means for all you men out there I REALLY am dying! :cry:

OK report in.......... lol

Reporting to sick bay Nurse Sarah got amoxicillin(sp) , told you I was proper poorly (sniff cough )

29 Sep 2007

I've got a poorly ankle. Mr Cream, whilst i was on cam in the chatroom, spun me around on the chair. I dont think I even managed a 45 degree swivvel and on the floor I landed. I landed on that part of ur ankle where the bone sticks out.
Its not to bad today but particularly hurts when kneeling on my feet.
Miss Cream xxx

29 Sep 2007

Now its my sensitive teeth
mad

:x :x :x :x
Miss Cream xxx

29 Sep 2007

But your ass is fantastc miss c so its not all bad wink

:wink:
Woo

29 Sep 2007

:laughabove: :laughabove:
Ty darling oompah
:grin: :grin:
Miss Cream

23 Oct 2007

Nooooo my case of manflu (heavy cold!) has turned into real flu :cry: I ache, I' cant speak or breathe very well, the headache won't go, my temp is high, I've developed coldsores and ulcers in my mouth :cry:
Been off work two days and I'm supposed to pick up my new car today but Morb's gone :cry: :cry: :cry:
I need SH nurses to make me feel better.
Calista x

23 Oct 2007

Quote by Calista
Nooooo my case of manflu (heavy cold!) has turned into real flu :cry: I ache, I' cant speak or breathe very well, the headache won't go, my temp is high, I've developed coldsores and ulcers in my mouth :cry:
Been off work two days and I'm supposed to pick up my new car today but Morb's gone :cry: :cry: :cry:
I need SH nurses to make me feel better.
Calista x

:therethere: :therethere:
Get out there and check the car when he gets back ;-)

23 Oct 2007

Quote by Mallock2006
Nooooo my case of manflu (heavy cold!) has turned into real flu :cry: I ache, I' cant speak or breathe very well, the headache won't go, my temp is high, I've developed coldsores and ulcers in my mouth :cry:
Been off work two days and I'm supposed to pick up my new car today but Morb's gone :cry: :cry: :cry:
I need SH nurses to make me feel better.
Calista x

:therethere: :therethere:
Get out there and check the car when he gets back ;-)
LOL do you really think once he drives my that I'm going to get a look in?

23 Oct 2007

Quote by Calista
LOL do you really think once he drives my Car that I'm going to get a look in?

Withold privilages and he will be putty in your hands ;-)

23 Oct 2007

Wouldn't work ... he can last without longer than I can and so he'd still not let me drive the car ROFL
Cx

23 Oct 2007

Quote by BiWelshMinx
I fell down the stairs this week (cheers fluffy socks!) and have a sore back and legs
Any volunteers for a massage ??

Ahem!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

15 Nov 2007

:x :x :x :x
It's not even a month and I've got the friggin' lurgy again :cry:
I feel dreadful and definitely need some tlc.
Callie

15 Nov 2007

does bitch week count as an illness :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

15 Nov 2007

Quote by dekntan
does bitch week count as an illness :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

It sometimes does in our house Tan :therethere:

15 Nov 2007

Blimey are we open for business again?
Nurses required please, submit your CV and nurses outfit photo in this thread so interviews can be carried out by suitable qualified people :twisted:
lol

15 Nov 2007

Quote by firelizard
does bitch week count as an illness :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

It sometimes does in our house Tan :therethere:
Ah im not on my own then tis the awful gut wrenching day :shock: :cry: il be ok tomorrow

15 Nov 2007

Quote by Sarah
Blimey are we open for business again?
Nurses required please, submit your CV and nurses outfit photo in this thread so interviews can be carried out by suitable qualified people :twisted:

I need a man who specialises in girl flu (like manflu but with real symptoms), shoulder massages and is a bit hunky ;)
Callie

15 Nov 2007

Shove up there Calista......Make some room!
Symptoms- Man Flu, and a separate throat infection.
I've had more Lemsips in the last two days than in the rest of my whole life :shock:
I think it's hit me hard coz I've been a bit run down & stressed lately anyway.
Feeling sorry for myself over- normal service is resumed!
biggrin

:D :lol: :D :lol:

15 Nov 2007

Quote by winchwench
Shove up there Calista......Make some room!
Symptoms- Man Flu, and a separate throat infection.
I've had more Lemsips in the last two days than in the rest of my whole life :shock:
I think it's hit me hard coz I've been a bit run down & stressed lately anyway.
Feeling sorry for myself over- normal service is resumed!
:D :lol: :D :lol:

:therethere: passionkiss

15 Nov 2007

Quote by winchwench
Shove up there Calista......Make some room!
Symptoms- Man Flu, and a separate throat infection.
I've had more Lemsips in the last two days than in the rest of my whole life :shock:
I think it's hit me hard coz I've been a bit run down & stressed lately anyway.
Feeling sorry for myself over- normal service is resumed!
:D :lol: :D :lol:

I have just the thing that will help you......
you will need to open wide.
and close your mouth :twisted: