Sick Bay is open

22 Jan 2007

Can anyone help ..........I need to lie down on a large black couch.........................
and talk.
It seems I'm a little confused .......
..............after experiencing a "straight women" snogging me at the Notts munch :shock: :shock: redface

ops: :oops: lol

:lol:

22 Jan 2007

Come here Countess I will look after you :therethere: :rascal:

22 Jan 2007

:shock:

22 Jan 2007

:giggle:

22 Jan 2007

Quote by hisandhers
iv got this pain

Really??
Where??
Bend over :twisted:
its not up my bum :roll:
ok if you've not got a pain in the arse, where then dunno

its embarasing redface

23 Jan 2007

Ok I am putting myself in my sickbay, just been to the Doctors and been told I have bronchitis.
Now I just need to select my nurse/s
:twisted: :twisted:
Have been told to take it easy and do nothing of any vigorous nature lol

23 Jan 2007

I`m joining you Sarah, I`ve got a very swelled up sore throat and I`m aching allover. Have called into work this morning. :cry:
Sat here feeling sorry for myself now.

23 Jan 2007

Sercher, Sarah & Hungrypussy :therethere:
group hug passionkiss

I'll take care of you wink

26 Jan 2007

you cant have bay with out your trusty site doctor
ok girls alll in to my bed i will cure you or at least make you feel better
:arrow: doctor freimation hump

26 Jan 2007

If we all get into your bed lol

What are you going to offer us to make us better??

26 Jan 2007

i have my own special way of taking your tempruture thats one or an oral examination.

26 Jan 2007

Some of us are too sick to carry out oral examinations lol

26 Jan 2007

Bollocks.
This is the fourth time in the 8 days since Mr W's hernia surgery that he's had to take his elephant sized, infection ravaged, purple bollocks back in for medical attention. rolleyes

Beat that for sympathy inducing!

26 Jan 2007

Quote by winchwench
Bollocks.
This is the fourth time in the 8 days since Mr W's hernia surgery that he's had to take his elephant sized, infection ravaged, purple bollocks back in for medical attention.
Beat that for sympathy inducing!

:shock:
:therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere:

26 Jan 2007

Quote by Kiss
Bollocks.
This is the fourth time in the 8 days since Mr W's hernia surgery that he's had to take his elephant sized, infection ravaged, purple bollocks back in for medical attention.
Beat that for sympathy inducing!

:shock:
:therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere:
Thanks sweetie. I would kiss them better on your behalf- but they :scared: me!
Anyone going within 6 feet of him at the moment induces a squeal & a crossing of the legs in a very "Frank Spencer" fashion! :crazy:
At least he has a legit reason to talk Bollox for a change. :roll:

27 Jan 2007

Quote by winchwench
Bollocks.
This is the fourth time in the 8 days since Mr W's hernia surgery that he's had to take his elephant sized, infection ravaged, purple bollocks back in for medical attention.
Beat that for sympathy inducing!

Oh err, :shock:
That does sound painful.

27 Jan 2007

I'm still waiting for a certain Sassy_Seren to administer my treatment.... rolleyes

Bloody NHS.....:lol;

27 Jan 2007

I need the sick bay today. I twisted my ankle last night on my way home from the shops and ive got to admit it hurt so much i cried like a baby redface

.
Shopping, its a dangerous pastime.
Louise xx

27 Jan 2007

Quote by Sarah
Bollocks.
This is the fourth time in the 8 days since Mr W's hernia surgery that he's had to take his elephant sized, infection ravaged, purple bollocks back in for medical attention.
Beat that for sympathy inducing!

Oh err, :shock:
That does sound painful.
Hmm, he ended up back at A&E this morning, and they got him to see a surgeon. He said he'd give him some stronger antibiotics, send him home & arrange for another scan on monday. Then he changed his mind & said they'd admit him & put him on IV antibiotics....
Two hours later, when I was off getting him some supplies he calls to say come & get me- I'm discharging myself. They'd put him on an elderly ladies ward, where the woman opposite had been left, buzzer ringing & crying with pain for over an hour waiting for a nurse-whilst two of them chatted in the corridor
mad

Whats more, his bed rails & curtains were smeared with dried blood. :roll:
I'd have discharged myself too TBH, but he would have to do it just after I bought grapes FFS!

29 Jan 2007

I hope he is improving today.
PK and Celery are on their way :twisted:

29 Jan 2007

I have a headache i have a very bad headache

29 Jan 2007

Quote by Sarah
I hope he is improving today.
PK and Celery are on their way :twisted:

And the only illness I have is a teeny tiny addiction to theme hospital lol

:lol:
My addiction for animal crossing is far worse :giggle:

30 Jan 2007

And now i have hurt my hand :cry:

30 Jan 2007

Quick update on Mr W's bollox. After having had them examined by several more Doctors (all male- I'm beginning to wonder) today's diagnosis is that they are now not infected. They're still the size of a house though, shame the swelling didn't settle elsewhere innocent

And I'm still not getting any. sad

18 Feb 2007

anything for tonsilitus :cry:
glands up :cry:
throat you can fry an egg on :cry:
can't swallow food just fluids :cry:
anyone want to give me a hug sad

18 Feb 2007

Quote by hisandhers
anything for tonsilitus :cry:
glands up :cry:
throat you can fry an egg on :cry:
can't swallow food just fluids :cry:
anyone want to give me a hug

Awwww... I'll give you a hug! kiss

I had tonsilitis for years and eventually got them taken out in my mid 20's. Nasty operation but well worth it... for the creation of space if nothing else! :rascal:
The doctor said they were the size of golf balls and would I like them back in a jar!! :shock:
Erm... thanks but no! lol

Hope you feel better soon!
DGxx

18 Feb 2007

Quote by Dirtygirlie
anything for tonsilitus :cry:
glands up :cry:
throat you can fry an egg on :cry:
can't swallow food just fluids :cry:
anyone want to give me a hug

Awwww... I'll give you a hug! kiss

I had tonsilitis for years and eventually got them taken out in my mid 20's. Nasty operation but well worth it... for the creation of space if nothing else! :rascal:
The doctor said they were the size of golf balls and would I like them back in a jar!! :shock:
Erm... thanks but no! lol

Hope you feel better soon!
DGxx
thanks hun, had mine out when I was six but have been told they have grown back :shock:
thanks for the hug :kiss: that won't be on your lips though :cry:

18 Feb 2007

Quote by hisandhers
thanks hun, had mine out when I was six but have been told they have grown back :shock:
thanks for the hug that won't be on your lips though :cry:

OMG! They can grow back??! :eeek:
My lips aren't going anywhere... it'll keep! :rascal:

18 Feb 2007

Quote by Dirtygirlie

thanks hun, had mine out when I was six but have been told they have grown back :shock:
thanks for the hug that won't be on your lips though :cry:

OMG! They can grow back??! :eeek:
My lips aren't going anywhere... it'll keep! :rascal:
passionkiss

And yes they grow backas my GP told me on Friday :cry:

18 Feb 2007

Quote by hisandhers

thanks hun, had mine out when I was six but have been told they have grown back :shock:
thanks for the hug that won't be on your lips though :cry:

OMG! They can grow back??! :eeek:
My lips aren't going anywhere... it'll keep! :rascal:
passionkiss

And yes they grow backas my GP told me on Friday :cry:
Wow... they sure as hell never told me that after they sliced them off leaving an open wound and then made me eat weetabix! mad

I hope mine don't... will not be a happy bear if that happens!! evil

Anyway...

assionkiss: is a much brighter thought! :wink: