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Ohh getting uniform on, susie you are welcome to get into the bed, here let me look after you :twisted:
Quote by Susiebabes
is there a spare bed going for someone with Benign positional vertigo, seems feeling nausea, dizzy and falling over is not down to drinking to much at munches

pull up a bed hun & tell me all about it - whats made you feel like this or is it a virus?
Got a rotten case of manflu and the shits!
Guess you all wanted to know that eh? biggrin
Quote by Susiebabes
is there a spare bed going for someone with Benign positional vertigo, seems feeling nausea, dizzy and falling over is not down to drinking to much at munches

pull up a bed hun & tell me all about it - whats made you feel like this or is it a virus?
its not a virus, its to do with your inner ear sending signals to your brain thinking you are moving even when you are not, its like travel sickness and having got of a ride at the fun fair or having stood up to quick but it lasts for hours, days or months
:therethere: soz I can't send you a kiss you don't want tonsilitus on top of that hun rolleyes
Quote by Susiebabes
is there a spare bed going for someone with Benign positional vertigo, seems feeling nausea, dizzy and falling over is not down to drinking to much at munches

pull up a bed hun & tell me all about it - whats made you feel like this or is it a virus?
its not a virus, its to do with your inner ear sending signals to your brain thinking you are moving even when you are not, its like travel sickness and having got of a ride at the fun fair or having stood up to quick but it lasts for hours, days or months
OMG I think that's what Angelica has got. Doctor said it was an inner ear infection and put her on antibiotics but it hasn't cleared it. We're going abroad to Africa in 4 weeks.
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Angelica to the sick bay please, Angelica to the sick bay please
Is there a nurse in the house?
I have a chest infection, have slept most of the day (when I've not been coughing) and I know I'm never gonna sleep tonight.
I got the flu jab in November... not doing that again, I've been ill on and off since... I still have my voice which makes a change but I'm not sure how long that will last!
Never mind... whinge over! wink
Who wants to look after me? :rascal:
Putting uniform on to look after dirtygirl :twisted:
Now get back into bed, whislt I get in the other side!!
:P
Quote by Sarah
Putting uniform on to look after dirtygirl :twisted:
Now get back into bed, whislt I get in the other side!!
:P

OOooer... a very personal nurse... I like it! lol
DG hops back into bed!
:twisted:
I like cooperative patients
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Would you like some help from a male nurse too? :twisted:
Quote by Drewxcore
Would you like some help from a male nurse too? :twisted:

Best ask the girlie nurse if there's enough room! :twisted:
Quote by Dirtygirlie
Is there a nurse in the house?
I have a chest infection, have slept most of the day (when I've not been coughing) and I know I'm never gonna sleep tonight.
I got the flu jab in November... not doing that again, I've been ill on and off since... I still have my voice which makes a change but I'm not sure how long that will last!
Never mind... whinge over! wink
Who wants to look after me? :rascal:

I'm afraid the only answer to a chest infection is 250mg amxoxicillin 3 a day for 7 days. If the infection is pneumonic (air) or pleuritic (fluid)can only be determined by a chest x-ray. If you can, try sleeping sitting fairly upright in a comfy chair - the pain is caused when any part of the lung touches the foreign body in the pleural cavity. The largest space is at the bottom of the pleural cavity so there is less chance of the lung touching it when gravity causes the infection to pool at the bottom.
Quote by ForestFunsters
I'm afraid the only answer to a chest infection is 250mg amxoxicillin 3 a day for 7 days. If the infection is pneumonic (air) or pleuritic (fluid)can only be determined by a chest x-ray. If you can, try sleeping sitting fairly upright in a comfy chair - the pain is caused when any part of the lung touches the foreign body in the pleural cavity. The largest space is at the bottom of the pleural cavity so there is less chance of the lung touching it when gravity causes the infection to pool at the bottom.

Wow... thanks for that! So does the fact that they've given me 500mg amxoxicillin 3 a day for 7 days mean that it'll really be fixed quick? biggrin
you probably just need some chest physio Dg!!
I'm here with my healing hands DG to help look after you :therethere:
I'll just feel you all over to make sure nothings broken :grin:
Fee
XX
Quote by mazandden
you probably just need some chest physio Dg!!

Is that code for you wanna play with my tits then?! :giggle:
Quote by Dirtygirlie

I'm afraid the only answer to a chest infection is 250mg amxoxicillin 3 a day for 7 days. If the infection is pneumonic (air) or pleuritic (fluid)can only be determined by a chest x-ray. If you can, try sleeping sitting fairly upright in a comfy chair - the pain is caused when any part of the lung touches the foreign body in the pleural cavity. The largest space is at the bottom of the pleural cavity so there is less chance of the lung touching it when gravity causes the infection to pool at the bottom.

Wow... thanks for that! So does the fact that they've given me 500mg amxoxicillin 3 a day for 7 days mean that it'll really be fixed quick? biggrin
Amoxicillin - oops, too many xxx's!!
500mg a day is a fairly high dose, but not unusual depending on body mass, smoking etc. Make sure you complete the course (many people stop taking them after the pain subsides, but the problem is likely to re-occur if you don't take all your medicine!). And, I'm sorry to say no alcohol!!!
Quote by Dirtygirlie
Would you like some help from a male nurse too? :twisted:

Best ask the girlie nurse if there's enough room! :twisted:
O nurseeeee, is there enough room for another gifted medical expert?
Quote by ForestFunsters

I'm afraid the only answer to a chest infection is 250mg amxoxicillin 3 a day for 7 days. If the infection is pneumonic (air) or pleuritic (fluid)can only be determined by a chest x-ray. If you can, try sleeping sitting fairly upright in a comfy chair - the pain is caused when any part of the lung touches the foreign body in the pleural cavity. The largest space is at the bottom of the pleural cavity so there is less chance of the lung touching it when gravity causes the infection to pool at the bottom.

Wow... thanks for that! So does the fact that they've given me 500mg amxoxicillin 3 a day for 7 days mean that it'll really be fixed quick? biggrin
Amoxicillin - oops, too many xxx's!!
500mg a day is a fairly high dose, but not unusual depending on body mass, smoking etc. Make sure you complete the course (many people stop taking them after the pain subsides, but the problem is likely to re-occur if you don't take all your medicine!). And, I'm sorry to say no alcohol!!!
Clearly I copied your sentence cause I couldn't spell it either! lol No alcohol isn't a problem, am not a big drinker anyway... ciggies nil (couldn't face one if you paid me) and I'll keep taking em till they're finished... I'm a great patient! :smile:
well was offering professional services, but yeah, do want to play with your tits as well,lol!
well was offering professional services, but yeah, do want to play with your tits as well,lol!
Quote by Sarah
Angelica to the sick bay please, Angelica to the sick bay please

Sorry about the delay but I was feeling really poorly.
However, I'm feeling quite a bit better now.
I found out that the best way to counteract the dizziness was to stand with my legs wide apart!!! :undecided:
Thank you for the call to the sick bay.
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Quote by Dirtygirlie

I'm afraid the only answer to a chest infection is 250mg amxoxicillin 3 a day for 7 days. If the infection is pneumonic (air) or pleuritic (fluid)can only be determined by a chest x-ray. If you can, try sleeping sitting fairly upright in a comfy chair - the pain is caused when any part of the lung touches the foreign body in the pleural cavity. The largest space is at the bottom of the pleural cavity so there is less chance of the lung touching it when gravity causes the infection to pool at the bottom.

Wow... thanks for that! So does the fact that they've given me 500mg amxoxicillin 3 a day for 7 days mean that it'll really be fixed quick? biggrin
Amoxicillin - oops, too many xxx's!!
500mg a day is a fairly high dose, but not unusual depending on body mass, smoking etc. Make sure you complete the course (many people stop taking them after the pain subsides, but the problem is likely to re-occur if you don't take all your medicine!). And, I'm sorry to say no alcohol!!!
Clearly I copied your sentence cause I couldn't spell it either! lol No alcohol isn't a problem, am not a big drinker anyway... ciggies nil (couldn't face one if you paid me) and I'll keep taking em till they're finished... I'm a great patient! :smile:
Good girl, hope you feel better soon. Make sure you drink plenty of fruit juice too, and on the smuttier side, a good chest massage can be very efficacious!
>>>>>>>Fire shuffles in decidedly under the weather sniffling and coughing as she goes sad
Quote by firelizard
>>>>>>>Fire shuffles in decidedly under the weather sniffling and coughing as she goes sad

C'mere :therethere: Just crawl into bed here - snuggle up nice and warm - take these cold relief remedies and close yer eyes.........
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Quote by LadyFeeBee
I'm here with my healing hands DG to help look after you :therethere:
I'll just feel you all over to make sure nothings broken :grin:
Fee
XX

I think your healing hands are needed again today! :rascal:
I don't think anything is broken but I think I need a fix! wink
DGxx
Quote by Dirtygirlie
Wow... thanks for that! So does the fact that they've given me 500mg amxoxicillin 3 a day for 7 days mean that it'll really be fixed quick? biggrin

That's what my doc has given me too DG but I am now feeling worse, not better. My glands have swolen up in my throat and ears and everything above, and including, chest height hurts. Forest, when will the pain go away, please tell me it'll be soon????? I've not been this ill since I was a kid, and that wasn't yesterday. :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Quote by Dirtygirlie
I'm here with my healing hands DG to help look after you :therethere:
I'll just feel you all over to make sure nothings broken :grin:
Fee
XX

I think your healing hands are needed again today! :rascal:
I don't think anything is broken but I think I need a fix! wink
DGxx
Pass the sick bucket ffs!!!
Get a room you pair :wink: