Im not well, full of cold, aching muscles and keep falling asleep.... i make a bad patient cos im never ill... i dont like it!!
Suze xx
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Quote by Suze43
Im not well, full of cold, aching muscles and keep falling asleep.... i make a bad patient cos im never ill... i dont like it!!
Suze xx
Aw! Get well soon Suze.
I've just got over a great cold which lasted a week.
2-3 sleepless nights coughing & snotty and a right croaky voice for 3-4 days.
Normally a cold lasts about 2 days with me!!!
Sex God
Quote by anais
Hope you all get better soon....
Thanks for the reminder Tune... I forgot to have my jabs myself yesterday! Bugga they hate no-shows at my Dr's!!
Thanks.
Hehe - they'll reserve the veeeeeerrrrry big needle for you now!!
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Sex God
Suze,littlemee, tune and family, sassy, are all welcome.
But I am a little worried that we have not heard back from ms naughty and Drewxcore :twisted: so I guess he must still be rubbing her chest :twisted:
But I am a little worried that we have not heard back from ms naughty and Drewxcore :twisted: so I guess he must still be rubbing her chest :twisted:
Sex God
I have come down with man flu..... okay it is a cold... but now i am going to have it for the next month!!!!
I am never well!!!!
I am never well!!!!
Sex God
My man flu is even worse today. I was sick slightly in the morn so i went to bed again. Meaning that i spent about 12 hours asleep 
Warming the Bed
Out of control diabetes, slipped disc, nicotene withdrawal and sick of being male. Feel quite well really
Sex God
All this talk of man flu (by that i mean my hundred or so comments about it) made me realise something.
Man Flu, Flu for men....sounds like a fragrance.
Man Flu, Flu for men....sounds like a fragrance.
Sex God
Well I've been looked after by two lovely nursies today.
One by my bedside and one by text message.
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One by my bedside and one by text message.
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Quote by Dawnie
Hehe - they'll reserve the veeeeeerrrrry big needle for you now!!
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Oh noooooooo not THE big one??
anais remember what I was telling you, wiggle your toes because they hurt in your bum ;)
Luckily it was just a little prick in each arm
:lol: I wasn't letting her near my bum :eeek: 
Sex God
i traped my " willy " in the zip of my jeans today :shock: :cry:
This is an anonymous post. You didn't hear it from me, but Missy's David was sick before the Notts Munch so lets blame him for all the illness since then. I bet he caused the hernia too :shock: I haven't felt well since Notts and I'm blaming him. We all need a scapegoat!!! So shove over you lot cos I need a huge space in the bed ... oh and I snore so bring ear plugs.
Sexpert
Still feeling rough , and not many offers to rub my chest :cry:
M_N XxX
M_N XxX
Sex God
okay.... so i have this cold/man flu kicking about.. it is having an interesting side effect...
every time I sneeze... it is triggering off a nose bleed...
now.. i know this isn't really good... has anyone had this happen to them???
or should i start making my way to A&E......
every time I sneeze... it is triggering off a nose bleed...
now.. i know this isn't really good... has anyone had this happen to them???
or should i start making my way to A&E......
Quote by fabio
okay.... so i have this cold/man flu kicking about.. it is having an interesting side effect...
every time I sneeze... it is triggering off a nose bleed...
now.. i know this isn't really good... has anyone had this happen to them???
or should i start making my way to A&E......
Give NHS direct a call Fabio...... they might be able to suggest something over the phone. Or if you have a walk in clinic? There are usually quicker than A & E.
Hope you feel better soon
xanaisx
Sex God
Quote by anais
okay.... so i have this cold/man flu kicking about.. it is having an interesting side effect...
every time I sneeze... it is triggering off a nose bleed...
now.. i know this isn't really good... has anyone had this happen to them???
or should i start making my way to A&E......
Give NHS direct a call Fabio...... they might be able to suggest something over the phone. Or if you have a walk in clinic? There are usually quicker than A & E.
Hope you feel better soon
xanaisx
Pharmacist might be able to help also.
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Sex God
Quote by debz4u
I need a nurse please kicked my buddys boot on the floor last night by accident i think i broke me toe it's all swollen n hurts :cry:
Debz xxxx
What were they doing on the bed in the first place??
Choon thinks that getting better and coming into the sickbay cracking feeble jokes is not a good move
Hope it's a bit better by now sweetie -
I've got a confession - I had two lovely nurses hovering over me in the week when I was poorly and I've got better far too quick - so it must've been the vaccination
ops: :oops: - self inflicted..
Sex God
Quote by ms_naughty
Still feeling rough , and not many offers to rub my chest :cry:
M_N XxX
I offered to rub your chest!
I have just walked two miles home, i have a meat cleaver wound on my inside leg, because ive been drinking i hve been walking strangley which means the wounds been running against my leg...now THATS pain.
Sex God
Quote by Drewxcore
I have just walked two miles home, i have a meat cleaver wound on my inside leg, because ive been drinking i hve been walking strangley which means the wounds been running against my leg...now THATS pain.
Thats pain
Try a heart attack.......That'll show ya what pain is :lol2:
Sex God
Quote by Mallock2006
I have just walked two miles home, i have a meat cleaver wound on my inside leg, because ive been drinking i hve been walking strangley which means the wounds been running against my leg...now THATS pain.
Thats pain
Try a heart attack.......That'll show ya what pain is :lol2:
Mallock, its not really on my to-do lost
Sex God
Quote by Drewxcore
I have just walked two miles home, i have a meat cleaver wound on my inside leg, because ive been drinking i hve been walking strangley which means the wounds been running against my leg...now THATS pain.
Thats pain
Try a heart attack.......That'll show ya what pain is :lol2:
Mallock, its not really on my to-do lost
Wasnt on mine either but i can say it hurts like nothing else I have ever experienced :lol2:
Sex God
look at my generation, were probably all be dead before were thirty (alcohol etc). My jeans are really bloody mallock, damn meat cleaver 
Sexpert
Why are you carrying a chopper about in your jeans ???
Have I missed something ?
M_N XxX
Have I missed something ?
M_N XxX
Sex God
Quote by ms_naughty
Why are you carrying a chopper about in your jeans ???
Have I missed something ?
M_N XxX
I wsnt carry a chopper around lol. I had a nasty gash from one because i dropped one on my leg.
