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Any volunteers for a massage ??
I'm surprised you've got the front to ask!!
She's got that alright!
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ops: :oops: Hello, can I be looked after please ??
I have been working all weekend.. and I also stripped...................... wallpaper off in my kitchen (it is huge) and I am really really aching.....
essex34m......... I would be happy with a good hard... ummmm, what was it you were offering ???
or failing that, a massage ???
....................or a hotwater bottle ?
in fact .... anything.
I have been working all weekend.. and I also stripped...................... wallpaper off in my kitchen (it is huge) and I am really really aching.....
essex34m......... I would be happy with a good hard... ummmm, what was it you were offering ???
or failing that, a massage ???
....................or a hotwater bottle ?
in fact .... anything.
Quote by splendid33
Hello, can I be looked after please ??
I have been working all weekend.. and I also stripped...................... wallpaper off in my kitchen (it is huge) and I am really really aching.....
essex34m......... I would be happy with a good hard... ummmm, what was it you were offering ???
or failing that, a massage ???
....................or a hotwater bottle ?
in fact .... anything.
Nah, you might report me........... again
Quote by Dawnie
Hello, can I be looked after please ??
I have been working all weekend.. and I also stripped...................... wallpaper off in my kitchen (it is huge) and I am really really aching.....
essex34m......... I would be happy with a good hard... ummmm, what was it you were offering ???
or failing that, a massage ???
....................or a hotwater bottle ?
in fact .... anything.
Nah, you might report me........... again
gosh dawnie...... I am tired. Please don't start on me now... you know that I will cry..
and I will report you ........ you can't keep up this sexual harrassment.. this is a public forum. It will be noticed.
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Quote by Shireen
But she's straight
:giggle:
But downright sexy and can massage my lower back anytime.
Boy am I gonna regret that!
.
Well, I did Notts and never caught a thing, maybe because I never snogged the right woman? 
Oh hell, that's a sexist comment, the carrier could have been a guy.
(Oh and Dawnie, no no no way would I ever even consider snogging a guy before you even are tempted to post a reply here)
Getting back to the theme, I am sitting here tonight with a twinge in the small of my back, can I be admitted please??
Oh hell, that's a sexist comment, the carrier could have been a guy.
(Oh and Dawnie, no no no way would I ever even consider snogging a guy before you even are tempted to post a reply here)
Getting back to the theme, I am sitting here tonight with a twinge in the small of my back, can I be admitted please??
Quote by Dlep
Getting back to the theme, I am sitting here tonight with a twinge in the small of my back, can I be admitted please??
No you can't! Just sit up straight, you woos !
:giggle:
Does your mortal enemy (and possible husband :shock: ) get treatment then? lol
:giggle:
Step behind those curtains and remove your clothes. Then you can tell me what's wrong :rascal:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Getting back to the theme, I am sitting here tonight with a twinge in the small of my back, can I be admitted please??
No you can't! Just sit up straight, you woos !
:giggle:
Does your mortal enemy (and possible husband :shock: ) get treatment then? lol
:giggle:
Step behind those curtains and remove your clothes. Then you can tell me what's wrong :rascal:
Everything....:shock:
:rascal:
:giggle:
Quote by westerross
But she's straight
:giggle:
But downright sexy and can massage my lower back anytime.
*Runs off to find her massage bar from her Lush collection :bolt:
Quote by Manolishi
Well, I did Notts and never caught a thing, maybe because I never snogged the right woman? :dunno:
Seems neither did I, no man flu here :dunno:
Quote by Manolishi
Oh hell, that's a sexist comment, the carrier could have been a guy.
(Oh and Dawnie, no no no way would I ever even consider snogging a guy before you even are tempted to post a reply here)
What :dunno:
:giggle:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Getting back to the theme, I am sitting here tonight with a twinge in the small of my back, can I be admitted please??
No you can't! Just sit up straight, you woos !
:giggle:
Thats really bloody mean Sassy :giggle:
*Runs off to find another massage bar from her Lush collection :bolt:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Getting back to the theme, I am sitting here tonight with a twinge in the small of my back, can I be admitted please??
No you can't! Just sit up straight, you woos !
:giggle:
Oh Sassy,
But what is a guy to do, I always find myself slouching when I look at your avatar :shock:
Quote by Kiss
I'm feeling a little queasy this morning - self inflicted hangover.
However that picture has perked me up a little, Dawn you've just gone back to the top of my 'Ladies To Turn' list. :twisted:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Get to the back of the queue behind Sassy :rascal:
Quote by Dawnie
I'm feeling a little queasy this morning - self inflicted hangover.
However that picture has perked me up a little, Dawn you've just gone back to the top of my 'Ladies To Turn' list. :twisted:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Get to the back of the queue behind Sassy :rascal:
Sassy doesn't like it when I go behind her, she said something about feeling safer when she can see me.
Sex God
iv got this pain
Sex God
Quote by sercher01
iv got this pain
Really??
Where??
Bend over :twisted:
Quote by Kiss
I'm feeling a little queasy this morning - self inflicted hangover.
However that picture has perked me up a little, Dawn you've just gone back to the top of my 'Ladies To Turn' list. :twisted:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Get to the back of the queue behind Sassy :rascal:
Sassy doesn't like it when I go behind her, she said something about feeling safer when she can see me.
It's a lie. I can't think of anyone I'd rather have behind me :twisted:
Orgasminator
Im sick in the head and mrs dj has given up , so if there is any1 who can help please please please feel free 
Dave
, so if there is any1 who can help please please please feel free Dave
Sex God
Quote by Sarah
iv got this pain
Really??
Where??
Bend over :twisted:
its not up my bum :roll:
Sex God
Quote by sercher01
iv got this pain
Really??
Where??
Bend over :twisted:
its not up my bum :roll:
ok if you've not got a pain in the arse, where then
