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Quote by Scandal
Any volunteers for a massage ??

I'm surprised you've got the front to ask!! lol wink
She's got that alright!
:inlove:
Nice new Avatar Minxy (well, it's new to me :lol: )
I had an embarassing visit to A&E this afternoon, the reason for which is tooooo embarassing to go into but I`m ok again now. redface surprisedops: :oops:
Other than that I have a stiff neck which is an ongoing problem-totally unconnected to this afternoon.
Hello, can I be looked after please ??
I have been working all weekend.. and I also stripped...................... wallpaper off in my kitchen (it is huge) and I am really really aching.....
essex34m......... I would be happy with a good hard... ummmm, what was it you were offering ???
or failing that, a massage ???
....................or a hotwater bottle ?
in fact .... anything.
Quote by splendid33
essex34m......... I would be happy with a good hard... ummmm, what was it you were offering ???
or failing that, a massage ???
....................or a hotwater bottle ?
in fact .... anything.

as soon as i have updated the sat nav to find Queer Street, im on my way....
Quote by splendid33
Hello, can I be looked after please ??
I have been working all weekend.. and I also stripped...................... wallpaper off in my kitchen (it is huge) and I am really really aching.....
essex34m......... I would be happy with a good hard... ummmm, what was it you were offering ???
or failing that, a massage ???
....................or a hotwater bottle ?
in fact .... anything.

innocent
Nah, you might report me........... again redface
Quote by Dawnie
Hello, can I be looked after please ??
I have been working all weekend.. and I also stripped...................... wallpaper off in my kitchen (it is huge) and I am really really aching.....
essex34m......... I would be happy with a good hard... ummmm, what was it you were offering ???
or failing that, a massage ???
....................or a hotwater bottle ?
in fact .... anything.

innocent
Nah, you might report me........... again redface
gosh dawnie...... I am tired. Please don't start on me now... you know that I will cry..
and I will report you ........ you can't keep up this sexual harrassment.. this is a public forum. It will be noticed.
rolleyes
But she's straight dunno
:giggle: bolt
Hello nurse, i am recovering from a hernia operation (true actually lol) and my balls ache, could youkiss them better for me plaeaseeeeeeeeee xxx
Bob smile
Quote by Shireen
But she's straight dunno
:giggle: bolt

But downright sexy and can massage my lower back anytime.
Boy am I gonna regret that!
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Well, I did Notts and never caught a thing, maybe because I never snogged the right woman? dunno
Oh hell, that's a sexist comment, the carrier could have been a guy.
(Oh and Dawnie, no no no way would I ever even consider snogging a guy before you even are tempted to post a reply here) rolleyes
Getting back to the theme, I am sitting here tonight with a twinge in the small of my back, can I be admitted please??
Quote by Manolishi
Getting back to the theme, I am sitting here tonight with a twinge in the small of my back, can I be admitted please??

No you can't! Just sit up straight, you woos !
:giggle:
Quote by Sassy-Seren

Getting back to the theme, I am sitting here tonight with a twinge in the small of my back, can I be admitted please??

No you can't! Just sit up straight, you woos !
:giggle:
Does your mortal enemy (and possible husband :shock: ) get treatment then? lol
:giggle:
Quote by Dlep

Getting back to the theme, I am sitting here tonight with a twinge in the small of my back, can I be admitted please??

No you can't! Just sit up straight, you woos !
:giggle:
Does your mortal enemy (and possible husband :shock: ) get treatment then? lol
:giggle:
Step behind those curtains and remove your clothes. Then you can tell me what's wrong :rascal:
Quote by Sassy-Seren

Getting back to the theme, I am sitting here tonight with a twinge in the small of my back, can I be admitted please??

No you can't! Just sit up straight, you woos !
:giggle:
Does your mortal enemy (and possible husband :shock: ) get treatment then? lol
:giggle:
Step behind those curtains and remove your clothes. Then you can tell me what's wrong :rascal:
Everything....:shock:
:rascal:
:giggle:
Quote by westerross
But she's straight dunno
:giggle: bolt

But downright sexy and can massage my lower back anytime.

*Runs off to find her massage bar from her Lush collection :bolt:
Quote by Manolishi
Well, I did Notts and never caught a thing, maybe because I never snogged the right woman? :dunno:

Seems neither did I, no man flu here :dunno:
Quote by Manolishi
Oh hell, that's a sexist comment, the carrier could have been a guy.
(Oh and Dawnie, no no no way would I ever even consider snogging a guy before you even are tempted to post a reply here) rolleyes

What :dunno:
:giggle:
Quote by Sassy-Seren

Getting back to the theme, I am sitting here tonight with a twinge in the small of my back, can I be admitted please??

No you can't! Just sit up straight, you woos !
:giggle:
Thats really bloody mean Sassy :giggle:
*Runs off to find another massage bar from her Lush collection :bolt:
Thought maybe I should dress suitably :rascal:
Quote by Sassy-Seren

Getting back to the theme, I am sitting here tonight with a twinge in the small of my back, can I be admitted please??

No you can't! Just sit up straight, you woos !
:giggle:
Oh Sassy,
But what is a guy to do, I always find myself slouching when I look at your avatar :shock:
Quote by Dawnie
Thought maybe I should dress suitably :rascal:

Yep, Definately looks suitable to me ...................... :twisted:
Quote by Dawnie
Thought maybe I should dress suitably :rascal:

I'm feeling a little queasy this morning - self inflicted hangover. redface
However that picture has perked me up a little, Dawn you've just gone back to the top of my 'Ladies To Turn' list. :twisted:
Quote by Manolishi
Yep, Definately looks suitable to me ...................... :twisted:

Glad you think so :giggle:
Quote by Kiss
I'm feeling a little queasy this morning - self inflicted hangover. redface
However that picture has perked me up a little, Dawn you've just gone back to the top of my 'Ladies To Turn' list. :twisted:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Get to the back of the queue behind Sassy :rascal:
Quote by Dawnie

I'm feeling a little queasy this morning - self inflicted hangover. redface
However that picture has perked me up a little, Dawn you've just gone back to the top of my 'Ladies To Turn' list. :twisted:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Get to the back of the queue behind Sassy :rascal:
Sassy doesn't like it when I go behind her, she said something about feeling safer when she can see me. confused
Quote by sercher01
iv got this pain rolleyes

Really??
Where??
Bend over :twisted:
Quote by essex34m
i caught the notts munch flu
im going to have to go the next notts munch to make sure its a one off

Me too, still taking the anti-biotics . OK hands up, who was it?!
redface now dont laugh but i gotta have an operation on my left bollock......on valentines day of all the days to pick :cry:
Quote by Kiss

I'm feeling a little queasy this morning - self inflicted hangover. redface
However that picture has perked me up a little, Dawn you've just gone back to the top of my 'Ladies To Turn' list. :twisted:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Get to the back of the queue behind Sassy :rascal:
Sassy doesn't like it when I go behind her, she said something about feeling safer when she can see me. confused
It's a lie. I can't think of anyone I'd rather have behind me :twisted:
Im sick in the head and mrs dj has given up rolleyes, so if there is any1 who can help please please please feel free smile
Dave
Quote by Sarah
iv got this pain rolleyes

Really??
Where??
Bend over :twisted:
its not up my bum :roll:
Quote by sercher01
iv got this pain rolleyes

Really??
Where??
Bend over :twisted:
its not up my bum :roll:
ok if you've not got a pain in the arse, where then dunno lol