He sounds like the word muppet was invented for him! Kind of guy you send down to stores for a long weight and sky hooks.
Not a sick note but equally stupid, a freind of a friend's once said ' I want to build my own house so I can knock two rooms into one' .
H.x
Sheddy........ If thats for real he needs help bless!
Not sure if this ones lame but its sure stupid.. A girls we know rang her boss to say she can't come in (Monday Morning) as she is really poorly at home. This is about 2 miles from her work..... The thing is the caller i.d showed her to be in a town about 150 miles away..... same place as her new boyfriends parents live and she had scrounged the afternoon off on the Friday previous to go there announcing all to her work mates!!! Yep summer has arrived lol!
Mike
sickies are for wimps!. Get in there and earn a crust!
you have pm blueeyes
I find it quite funny that his boss didn't point out the fact what has a sore throat got to do with not being able to operate a forklift!......
dont you find that when most people ring in sick they could still come into work.. but when they are genuinally ill they come into work and pass on all the germs..i used to work in an office and everyone got 20 days sick pay and every year without fail there were 2 members of staff that had 20 days off sick.. not a day more or a day less..i just find that amazingly lucky that each year they are sick for exactly the same length of time..
I've only ever been self employed.
What's sick pay?
What's holiday pay?
H.x
I'm sorry, try being a student, the government lend you money!
H.x
Im the boss in my works and most people are pretty good, although we had one bloke working for us (nicest bloke you could meet, top bloke), he used to be late every day , he should start about 8am and he will stroll in , etc... (he lasted 2 years)