Sick Of being examined.

30 Jan 2006

Quote by takingitslow
Thanks for all the nice welcomes guys ! I am interested in the social side too, although I doubt I will ever be a really high poster, you can guarentee my posts will be long.
I have the same fear, men pretending to be women, etc I would hate that, and I dont really know how to tell the good from the bad.
You know what, the Asylum isnt so bad...

just ask em individually TIS....and to save you the bother, I'm a bad un.

30 Jan 2006

Quote by freckledbird
Dambuster - nothing wrong with that cider 'guff' Mine's a pint of Strongbow, please - you haven't bought me one for a longggggggg time.

Quote by Lilmiss
And mines a pint of Dry Blackthorn plz

Does this have the makings of an impromptu drinkies ?????
I took a drink of hers the other day by mistake. Nearly made me

30 Jan 2006

It wasn't the cider, DB - it was the 15 pints of beer you had first, followed by the bottle of whisky rolleyes

30 Jan 2006

Quote by dambuster
Does this have the makings of an impromptu drinkies ?????
I took a drink of hers the other day by mistake. Nearly made me

Don't you think you drank enough on Saturday without having to nick my cider?
smackbottom

30 Jan 2006

Quote by dambuster

. . . . And YES the search facility is a great tool....

Oh c'mon - the search tool is crap ! ! ! (or is that just me being a numpty again redface

Quote by RidingMountains2
Anyway... Peace and Love and all that malarky..... well if not that then how about some banter, laughter and fun?!?!?!

Or a shag :shock confused

!?!?!
Well that too ;-)

Quote by dambuster
I don't think I've come across you either RidingMountains2, so - sod the joined date thing (it don't mean JS any more) . . . . . . . . .
I've just realised how that sounds ops: - I mean, I don't thing we've bounced off each other before
Welcome to the asylum.

I am surprised you have felt the need to highlight the double meaning.... i prefered the first one myself ;-)
As for the joined date... i did join that long ago... but have been travelling for a while so obviously not been about.
Does this asylum have padded cells.... preferably with a viewing window?????

30 Jan 2006

busted

30 Jan 2006

WHOAWHOAWHOA ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
takingitslow . . . .
Get back in here and take some flack,
I'm getting sluaghtereded here
bolt

30 Jan 2006

Quote by davej
so whats the secret girls, how do you get that super thick skin on the bottom of your feet that needs a power tool to shift

High heels darlin ;-) Every man should have a pair if only to understand our pain ;-)

30 Jan 2006

Quote by dambuster
busted

Oooooooooooo can we all point at you and laugh now DB ? lol

:lol: :lol:

30 Jan 2006

Quote by RidingMountains2

so whats the secret girls, how do you get that super thick skin on the bottom of your feet that needs a power tool to shift

High heels darlin ;-) Every man should have a pair if only to understand our pain ;-)
Oh, now you reallyneed to chat to DB lol

30 Jan 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Don't you think you drank enough on Saturday without having to nick my cider?

Yes darling,
I know,
I'm sorry,
and it won't happen again.
I've been married before - I know how this work

30 Jan 2006

Quote by freckledbird

so whats the secret girls, how do you get that super thick skin on the bottom of your feet that needs a power tool to shift

High heels darlin ;-) Every man should have a pair if only to understand our pain ;-)
Oh, now you reallyneed to chat to DB lol

I feel now like i should run and hide very quickly! A mad heel fetish me thinks...... and question..... What is toe sucking all about anyway!!!!! youwould need a gas mask to go anywhere near my feet i can tell you!

30 Jan 2006

Dam,
I'm back to take the flak. Tell you what, I will post loads of ads with grotesque willy shots.
That always gets the ladies going. Cough.
I am genuinly curious about shebay though - is it a members idea of practical joke or is it real - the site looks pretty basic at the mo !

30 Jan 2006

Quote by RidingMountains2

. . . . And YES the search facility is a great tool....

Oh c'mon - the search tool is crap ! ! ! (or is that just me being a numpty again redface

Quote by RidingMountains2
Anyway... Peace and Love and all that malarky..... well if not that then how about some banter, laughter and fun?!?!?!

Or a shag :shock confused

!?!?!
Well that too ;-)

Quote by dambuster
I don't think I've come across you either RidingMountains2, so - sod the joined date thing (it don't mean JS any more) . . . . . . . . .
I've just realised how that sounds ops: - I mean, I don't thing we've bounced off each other before
Welcome to the asylum.

I am surprised you have felt the need to highlight the double meaning.... i prefered the first one myself ;-)
As for the joined date... i did join that long ago... but have been travelling for a while so obviously not been about.
Does this asylum have padded cells.... preferably with a viewing window?????
FFs girl... where do u live...... the moon ????? :shock:

30 Jan 2006

Wonder what postcode the Moon would be? :shock:

30 Jan 2006

Quote by freckledbird
Wonder what postcode the Moon would be? :shock:

30 Jan 2006

Quote by RidingMountains2

so whats the secret girls, how do you get that super thick skin on the bottom of your feet that needs a power tool to shift

High heels darlin ;-) Every man should have a pair if only to understand our pain ;-)
Ah, yes, I've heard that before...a man and a woman should be sole mates. lol

:lol:

30 Jan 2006

Quote by Lilmiss
FFs girl... where do u live...... the moon ????? :shock:

Well you know what they say about Aquarians.... they live in tomorrow and have a wild blue yonder postal code ;-)

30 Jan 2006

Quote by RidingMountains2
I am surprised you have felt the need to highlight the double meaning.... i prefered the first one myself ;-)

Hmmm ? Nice avatar, Miss.
I do think your neck looks a little bare tho'

Quote by RidingMountains2
Does this asylum have padded cells.... preferably with a viewing window?????

Viewing window ????
Now that does sound interesting :twisted:
Right you lot - fLuck off somewhere else, I'm trying to work here

30 Jan 2006

Freckle,
S10 is ok, its nice any easy to get a bus to West Street. The hills are a killer though. Living in sheffield means never needing to go to the gym.
I once met a truly disgusting couple who lived behind the station on AFF. They were filth pure filth. And not in a good way. The state of the falt was horrible. Half eaten Pizza from who knows when on the bed.
Bleurk !

30 Jan 2006

Hi Tis
I was just reading through this and was going to say pretty much this:

Quote by dambuster
I've only got 4000 ish posts, so I'm a good way behind freckledbird, but can be paranoid occasionally....
But . . . . . .
Here's an idea.
Let's start again.
Welcome to the asylum TiS.
Are you here for the social aspect of the site as well as the physical ?
If so . . . . . . . . .
Mine's a pint of Smith's, and she'll probably have some of that cider guff
Will you hear two pieces of advice?
1. Don't sit down with an egg in your pocket.
2. Posting content of PMs in the open forum - bad idea.
Do with that, what you will.
db

Anyway all - I can see Tis' point and, to a certain extent, Freckledbirds but I think if we read this whole thread it might just have got slightly out of hand.
Freckledbird - Thanks for keeping an eye on 'infiltrators'. It's nice to know that there is someone out there keeping a lookout for us so we dont end up in the NOTW AGAIN!!!
Tis - Firstly, hello and :welcome: to SH. Secondly, I'm glad you have spent the time to quell any fears that any of us might have had as to your true credentials - I, for one, am convinced. Thirdly (!?!), Feel free to ask lots of questions but, just maybe, settle in and get known before bombarding the forums - it makes some people jittery wink

Right, can we now just fly the :giveup: and call a truce
Freckledbird meet Tis, Tis meet Freckledbird. You live in the same county, get together at the next munch, buy each other a drink, check any credentials you need to and then have a laugh together!
Dave
PS: Can't help it HLB: "Bear in mind that there will always be a few unsavoury characters on sites like this - not just journalists, but men pretending to be women etc" And your point is???!!?!?!??!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Thick skin checker: : Anybody from Yorkshire who's paid the full dues must be genuine - they wouldn't shell out otherwise biggrin

If you just laughed FB and Tis then I think we may be OK, if not I'm bolt

30 Jan 2006

Quote by freckledbird

so whats the secret girls, how do you get that super thick skin on the bottom of your feet that needs a power tool to shift

High heels darlin ;-) Every man should have a pair if only to understand our pain ;-)
Oh, now you reallyneed to chat to DB lol

These perhaps ???????

30 Jan 2006

Quote by dambuster

I am surprised you have felt the need to highlight the double meaning.... i prefered the first one myself ;-)

Hmmm ? Nice avatar, Miss.
I do think your neck looks a little bare thou!
I often feel the need to wear a collar..... but my dog keeps thinking it's time for a walk!

Quote by dambuster

Does this asylum have padded cells.... preferably with a viewing window?????

Viewing window ????
Now that does sound interesting :twisted:
Oh really..... and why would that be? :eeek:

30 Jan 2006

Quote by constance
Having ones toes sucked is the most wonderful , out of this world experience that everey girl should sample at least once in her life!! :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:

Am not disputing that..... its the giving i have a problem with eeeeeuuuurrrggghhhhh!

30 Jan 2006

Quote by constance
Having ones toes sucked is the most wonderful , out of this world experience that everey girl should sample at least once in her life!! :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:

constance . . .
Welcome to you too.
To the asylum that is.
I don't have a foot fetish, although - I must admit to having a woman fetish; and I do have a bottle of nicely chilled Frascati that I may like to introduce to your toes. the small of your back, possibly your nipples before finally allowing a little to drizzle from my mouth across and down your pubic bone and immersing your (can I say clit here ???) magic little button in the fresh taste of Italy's finest.

30 Jan 2006

Hey Wirral,
After calming down I can see everyones point. Its wierd that Yorkshire folk should be supicous of each other. Oh wait, we are Yoskhire folk, now I see the problem.
I think I could have made a more successful appearence on the forum by waving Captain Todger about. I need to get to know so many people ! So little time ! Eeeeeek!
Oh and Riding Mountains has a lovely neck, but what I really like is the pout ! Grrr !

30 Jan 2006

Hey Wirral,
After calming down I can see everyones point. Its wierd that Yorkshire folk should be supicous of each other. Oh wait, we are Yoskhire folk, now I see the problem.
I think I could have made a more successful appearence on the forum by waving Captain Todger about. I need to get to know so many people ! So little time ! Eeeeeek!
Oh and Riding Mountains has a lovely neck, but what I really like is the pout ! Grrr !

30 Jan 2006

Quote by RidingMountains2

I am surprised you have felt the need to highlight the double meaning.... i prefered the first one myself ;-)

Hmmm ? Nice avatar, Miss.
I do think your neck looks a little bare tho !
I often feel the need to wear a collar..... but my dog keeps thinking it's time for a walk!

I was thinking more of a necklace, Miss :twisted:

30 Jan 2006

Wirralguy, nice sentiment but you're a bit late honey - maybe it's the Scouse in you lol

30 Jan 2006

Quote by takingitslow
Oh and Riding Mountains has a lovely neck, but what I really like is the pout ! Grrr !

Indeed . . . . .
but I dare not look at or think of, the mouth just yet redface