Now that I have a nice new shiny name, it occured to me that most of you have rather amusing signatures yet, alas, I have nothing.
So I'd like a few suggestions please.
H.x
those of you thinking this is just a vain attempt to bump up my posts, shame on you!
Nobody does it like H-x
H-x every good home should have one :thumbup:
what about the old classic, Is that a banana in your pocket.........?
or the more modern, Natural Viagra
:rascal::rascal::rascal::rascal:
Involuntary Muscular Contractions: Do you know what your arsehole is doing while you're having an orgasm?
Mine is probably out fishing with his mates!
How about......
'I'm a friend before a fluck'
'Take me i'm your's'
'Be nice then I might'
'No add no photo... so what'
'Single girls cry too'
Mmmm I dunno lol...... Mike xx