Signature suggestions

11 Apr 2006

Now that I have a nice new shiny name, it occured to me that most of you have rather amusing signatures yet, alas, I have nothing.
So I'd like a few suggestions please.
H.x
those of you thinking this is just a vain attempt to bump up my posts, shame on you!

11 Apr 2006

Just a few off the top of my head cool

That Sheddy he sure is sexy confused

:?
They told me this was e bay :? :?
For my advert click here dunno

or this may prove usefull now you've your own account biggrin

FFS no more PM's off single guy's please

11 Apr 2006

how about...
certified as being fantastic company by DeeCee
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
oh yeah.... we'd have to meet first !!!!!! technical hitch- but easily remedied!!!
PM me when u have had a little look at my profile..... wink

11 Apr 2006

Nobody does it like H-x
H-x every good home should have one :thumbup:

11 Apr 2006

what about the old classic, Is that a banana in your pocket.........?
or the more modern, Natural Viagra
:rascal::rascal::rascal::rascal:

11 Apr 2006

Don't Bed the Shed!

11 Apr 2006

Involuntary Muscular Contractions: Do you know what your arsehole is doing while you're having an orgasm?
Mine is probably out fishing with his mates!

11 Apr 2006

How about......
'I'm a friend before a fluck'
'Take me i'm your's'
'Be nice then I might'
'No add no photo... so what'
'Single girls cry too'
Mmmm I dunno lol...... Mike xx

11 Apr 2006

Quote by PoloLady
Don't Bed the Shed!

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: Of course I forgot you've still got all the Don't Bed the Shed merchandise to shift from the back room of the LTC lol

11 Apr 2006

H-x the periodic formila for sexy biggrin

11 Apr 2006

I'll share some of mine with you hunni kiss

At least I can still smoke in my car
Boys make good pets!
Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film!
All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

11 Apr 2006

thanks for your help everyone passionkiss

I'm going to have the longest sig ever!
As you can see I've already made a start, thanks for the help sheddy.
H.x

11 Apr 2006

When I saw your new name, I instantly thought of H-x as being short for Highly Xplosive.....but I wouldnt know about that personally...... wink

11 Apr 2006

how about wheres nat
bolt

sorry still couldnt resist Hx kiss

:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
(right no more nat lines promise) :bs: rotflmao

mr and mrs dpg xxxx

11 Apr 2006

Quote by The-Ring
how about wheres nat
sorry still couldnt resist Hx
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
(right no more nat lines promise) :bs:
mr and mrs dpg xxxx

I don't usually resort to violence but smackbottom

11 Apr 2006

Oh, and