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Now that I have a nice new shiny name, it occured to me that most of you have rather amusing signatures yet, alas, I have nothing.
So I'd like a few suggestions please.
H.x
those of you thinking this is just a vain attempt to bump up my posts, shame on you!
Just a few off the top of my head cool
That Sheddy he sure is sexy confused :?
They told me this was e bay :? :?
For my advert click here dunno
or this may prove usefull now you've your own account biggrin

FFS no more PM's off single guy's please
how about...
certified as being fantastic company by DeeCee
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
oh yeah.... we'd have to meet first !!!!!! technical hitch- but easily remedied!!!
PM me when u have had a little look at my profile..... wink
Nobody does it like H-x
H-x every good home should have one :thumbup:
what about the old classic, Is that a banana in your pocket.........?
or the more modern, Natural Viagra
:rascal::rascal::rascal::rascal:
Don't Bed the Shed!
Involuntary Muscular Contractions: Do you know what your arsehole is doing while you're having an orgasm?
Mine is probably out fishing with his mates!
How about......
'I'm a friend before a fluck'
'Take me i'm your's'
'Be nice then I might'
'No add no photo... so what'
'Single girls cry too'

Mmmm I dunno lol...... Mike xx
Quote by PoloLady
Don't Bed the Shed!

smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: Of course I forgot you've still got all the Don't Bed the Shed merchandise to shift from the back room of the LTC lol
H-x the periodic formila for sexy biggrin
I'll share some of mine with you hunni kiss
At least I can still smoke in my car
Boys make good pets!
Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film!
All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
thanks for your help everyone passionkiss
I'm going to have the longest sig ever!
As you can see I've already made a start, thanks for the help sheddy.
H.x
When I saw your new name, I instantly thought of H-x as being short for Highly Xplosive.....but I wouldnt know about that personally...... wink
how about wheres nat
bolt sorry still couldnt resist Hx kiss
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
(right no more nat lines promise) :bs: rotflmao
mr and mrs dpg xxxx
Quote by The-Ring
how about wheres nat
bolt sorry still couldnt resist Hx kiss
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
(right no more nat lines promise) :bs: rotflmao
mr and mrs dpg xxxx

I don't usually resort to violence but smackbottom