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Quote by davej
my thanks go to fellow members that have given me .....bling !!!! lol

I can't actually look at yours without crying - oh god my sides hurt rotflmao
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Quote by PoloLady
my thanks go to fellow members that have given me .....bling !!!! lol

I can't actually look at yours without crying - oh god my sides hurt rotflmao
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I think i am laughing that much i actually have tears :giggle: :giggle:
Tony wink
poshkate
Sex God
not fair...........I want one............
PK stamps her feet in full nikki style mode.....
davej
Sex God
I'm getting the hang of this now
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Quote by davej
I'm getting the hang of this now

hahahahaha oh ffs
I need a nappy, i just nearly pissed myself lol :lol: :lol:
Tony wink
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Don't let Bloke see that picture davej hahaha
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Sassy waves the AUP at davej
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
It's making my freakin eyes water that thing is ! :shock:
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Well h-e-l-l-o Dave :twisted: Who's on the other 11 months lol
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Quote by Bloke2005
Well h-e-l-l-o Dave :twisted: Who's on the other 11 months lol

hahaha what did i say! pmsl, it don't take him long to find a large one :lol: :lol:
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Gryphon
Master of Sex
Dave - that's doing my f***ing head in mate!! :shock:
Good God, man - too much!! lol
Polo, that's gotta be the most fantastic attempt at a sig I think I've ever seen! TWO posts per page?! I'm amazed it's not ONE post per page with that little lot!! biggrin
I'm going to stick with the simplicity of my own little sig...
G xx
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I think I need to change my knickers - for two entirely separate reasons
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Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
Well h-e-l-l-o Dave :twisted: Who's on the other 11 months lol

hahaha what did i say! pmsl, it don't take him long to find a large one :lol: :lol:
Tony wink
I bet Bloke's got one of those tucked away in his bottom drawer already rotflmao
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Quote by davej
I'm getting the hang of this now

I wish to register a complaint :shock: You've just scared the crap out of my partner lol
She saw you'd posted and said "FFS he's back again he's funny" then clicked on your post and recoiled in shock shouting WHAT !!!!!! in a high pitched voice theres fookin dogs all round the apartment now it was that high :lol: Shes now clutching her chest claiming shes in shock :shock:
Yours faithfully one VWE but feeling quite inferior Sheddy :cry: :lol:
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oh god my eyes a sting now!
thanks for the humor guys, just wish shaz had not been at work, she finds the littlest thing funny so she might of needed hospital treatment if she had of seen these...
I am taking a screen shot for her hehe
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davej
Sex God
Mines bitten the dust as it does break the rules, but thanks to Tony of Shaz and Tony for helping me with my new sig....it was truely awfull but is a good example of the type of crap that can appear if we don't keep a lid on things
Jags
Sex God
Quote by davej
Mines bitten the dust as it does break the rules, but thanks to Tony of Shaz and Tony for helping me with my new sig....it was truely awfull but is a good example of the type of crap that can appear if we don't keep a lid on things

I threatened to ban the TTTT!
:happy: :happy:
Flashing isn't good for the eyes or the arse!
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rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I have just stopped laughing enough to post now.... Dave I loved it :thumbup:
Steve wants one now :shock: bolt
Unknown User
And tomorrow people will wonder WTF went on in here? And have no idea how they had a lucky escape from incontinence :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :grin: :grin: :grin:
:thumbup:
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Quote by PoloLady
And tomorrow people will wonder WTF went on in here? And have no idea how they had a lucky escape from incontinence :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :grin: :grin: :grin:
:thumbup:

Lucky them ! confused Pass the Tena lady PL
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Bollox!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock:
When I shut my eyes I can still see the red and white flashing lol
Calista
Sex God
Quote by PoloLady
And tomorrow people will wonder WTF went on in here? And have no idea how they had a lucky escape from incontinence :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :grin: :grin: :grin:
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tomorrow???? I'm already wondering
LOL
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davej
Sex God
Quote by PoloLady
And tomorrow people will wonder WTF went on in here? And have no idea how they had a lucky escape from incontinence :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :grin: :grin: :grin:
:thumbup:

I did start with a picture of that very problem, hell at least it was representative, but jags said I would be gone for good so I stayed with the cock wink
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Quote by PoloLady
Bollox!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock:
When I shut my eyes I can still see the red and white flashing lol

I'm already having nightmares about that huge cock and I'm still awake ffs ! :shock: :scared:
Abilene
Orgasminator
Shit ... what did I miss :shock:
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Tony has just filled me in on what happened in this thread last night and shown me the screen shots of davej's signature lol :lol: still laughing now :lol:
I would post a link to it but don't know if i would be allowed to?
Shaz x
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Quote by Abilene
Shit ... what did I miss :shock:

Let's just say davej has become a lot more popular with quite a few ladies and Bloke :shock:
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
Shit ... what did I miss :shock:

Let's just say davej has become a lot more popular with quite a few ladies and Bloke :shock:
It was the lights.... they're hurting my eyes :crazy:
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I might keep this one redface
lol :lol: :lol:
westerross
Sex God
Can't think what the fluck I've got in me signature - so I'm gonna post on here and then read it to see (OK I'm talking bollox - but I'm only joining the club.)
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ok folks i got the kind permission from sgt to post this as it don't actually break the site AUP because its no longer actually in a users signature but also not to offensive.
This is the result of this thread and davej's fine example of what could happen if a lid wasn't kept on things here.

Tony wink
P.S
Sorry but i didn't get a chance to capture Polo's pretty signature she did as she removed it to quick :cry: