Signing off

23 Jul 2005

Something different happened the other night when I was out and about :uhoh:
I was......um......passing a little time of day with someone I'd met redface

When he'd finished he produced a felt pen from somewhere and signed his name on my bum! :shock: :shock:
When I'd recovered from my initial surprise I found myself rather turned on by this. :twisted:
Now something tells me that I'm not alone in this. So come on, you can confess here and we won't tell anyone else, ok? wink

23 Jul 2005

An ex of mine used to like being written on..... he did say why once but I can't for the life of me remember!
I think it was a mixture of the sensation and me having to wash it all off after!
biggrin

23 Jul 2005

Whilst chatting and getting to know a guy once, he mentioned that he likes to sign his name on people's arse with permanent marker pens after they have had sex :shock:
He didn't appear to know why he did it, although he had some *naughty teacher needs punishment* fantasies so maybe it was to do with that? dunno

However, I could think of nothing less sexy, that trying to wash off permanent ink pen after a jolly good session, so declined his kind invitation :lol2:
Tracy-Jayne

23 Jul 2005

sounds a bit like a dominance thing, branding :shock: smile

If he had wanted it as a reminder, he would have put it at the front where you could see it biggrin

Sounds a bit of a turn on as you say

23 Jul 2005

Sarah rushes to find a high performance marker pen, and off to find ES

23 Jul 2005

Yeah, I used to like writing on people :shock:
Me and an ex became pretty regular at it at one point.
Permanent marker pen is not recommended rolleyes

23 Jul 2005

Cant say that id fancy having my bum written on :shock:
but I keep getting asked can they give my bum a kiss wink

23 Jul 2005

Sarah! Were you shagged by a butterfly??? confused

23 Jul 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
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Sarah! Were you shagged by a butterfly???

Clearly you haven't seen the dolphin or horse's head!
We really must get together soon lol

I'm very fussy over who I shag :P :twisted:

23 Jul 2005

I think it's in Quadrophenia that a guy signs each woman he shags with a number circled .. the number obv referring to her notch on his manhood......... I thought that was quite funny and gave it a go myself........... and was promptly slapped round the chops and told to feck off!..
No sense of humour some people .... but then I guess 1,000,000 in thick black felt marker pen across both cheeks was too much scrubbing to get off!!
lol

23 Jul 2005

Was it not David Essex in the film "That'll be the day"? He was working at a holiday camp and kept putting the number of each one he pulled on their bum after sex.
John & Shel

23 Jul 2005

Well we had fun with a lipstick one day, few arrows, some writing... pity she forgot to wash a little bit off and went work redface

23 Jul 2005

Oh and you a git as from the title I was worried you were leaving smile

What would this place be without our ES :shock:

23 Jul 2005

Quote by Geordiecpl2001
Was it not David Essex in the film "That'll be the day"? He was working at a holiday camp and kept putting the number of each one he pulled on their bum after sex.
John & Shel

Yep!!!... that was the one!!!!... hehehe ..... give that man a ceeegar!!!!

23 Jul 2005

oooooooooooo ES - this brings back a long forgotten memory lol

When Kat was about 18 and we were courting, back in his army days wink

He came to visit me one afternoon and well, promptly fell asleep rolleyes

I was a bit bored and thought I would while away the time practicing my artistic skills on his back with a felt tip pen.
Kat wakes up - OMG I am late for work and rushes off to join a footy session with all the hunky squaddies.
Kat comes back later that evening very flustered and cross with Kit - whaddya do that for????? I am in sooooooo much trouble now with the Sar'nt and have had the piss ripped out of me by my mates all afternoon!!!!!!
It was a very hot day and footy took place without shirts lol

One 'Guard' later, Kit was forgiven sort of!
Tee, hee - thanks for reminding me ES kiss

now where's me felt tips?

23 Jul 2005

Quote by tallnhairy
Oh and you a git as from the title I was worried you were leaving What would this place be without our ES :shock:

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawh! Bless yer!! :cheers: :grin:

Quote by Kit
oooooooooooo ES - this brings back a long forgotten memory
When Kat was about 18 and we were courting, back in his army days
He came to visit me one afternoon and well, promptly fell asleep I was a bit bored and thought I would while away the time practicing my artistic skills on his back with a felt tip pen.
Kat wakes up - OMG I am late for work and rushes off to join a footy session with all the hunky squaddies.
Kat comes back later that evening very flustered and cross with Kit - whaddya do that for????? I am in sooooooo much trouble now with the Sar'nt and have had the piss ripped out of me by my mates all afternoon!!!!!!
It was a very hot day and footy took place without shirts
One 'Guard' later, Kit was forgiven sort of!
Tee, hee - thanks for reminding me ES
now where's me felt tips?

Glad to be of service, he hee!! redface

:grin: :rascal:

23 Jul 2005

I'll give you service! mad

:kick:
I had forgotten it too! - It took days before it disappeared completely - and everyone that had not been playing football had me whipping my shirt off so they could see!
Mind you, you would have been in heaven ES, wandering along minding your own business, and a squaddies wandering up and accosting you saying 'Get your kit off' lol

lhk
Kat

23 Jul 2005

Quote by KitKat
Mind you, you would have been in heaven ES, wandering along minding your own business, and a squaddies wandering up and accosting you saying 'Get your kit off'
lhk
Kat

I'd be in heaven too :twisted: :twisted: lol