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hi all
This is totally off the beaten track, but along the same lines confused
My hubby used to be in the Army, and some years ago was posted to Germany. Now being posted to one of the largest Camps in Germany you would think that rumours would be rare because of so many people involved in the running and make up of the Armed Forces.
The Army had small estate like homes for families and soldiers who were married in and around the camp itself, but all did'nt seem well through the rose tinted glasses and net curtains...
it was said that when married soldiers went on exercise or went to the gulf or bosnia for up to 6 months, the wives would become increasingly fustrated and bored, and so would put a box of washing powder named HOMO (german washing powder brand) onto her kitchen window sill in all view of the passer-by. what this was supposed to of meant was HOME ALONE, and in need of male/female company, and thus the fustration and boredom was gone and she was happy for the time being, it supposed to have got that out of hand that a secret army swinging club was created by this? :P
so if you are ever in Germany and you see this remarkable site then your luck maybe in.... :shock:
well do i believe it.....seeing is believing. surprised
eginhpos
It wasn't just in Germany, it was every British Garrison. The washing powder was OMO which stood for Old Man's Out !!!! :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
Have to agree with you there, Sarge. Been there, seen it, bought the t-shirt!
Mal
lol
To Mal and Sarge....you bad bad boys!!! smackbottom LoL
sgt bilko & mal....... lol
you ex squaddies are all the same.... lol
this is my rifle...this is my gun....this is for fighting....this is for fun....
I know - that's why you love us all so much!!! lol
Mal
lol
helen, mal,sgt bilko
i know helen, must be the green karki uniform............ lol
Not forgetting the standard issue green long johns for inclement weather! However, don't get too excited - I don't think I kept mine sad
Mal
lol
mal
i bet you look very fetching in those :shock:
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mal
i bet you look very fetching in those :shock:

I look more fetching OUT of them redface !
mal
cover yourself up......those green army socks dont do your conplexion any justice
soph lol
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errrrrrrr i bet he dont!!!!!
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WBB !!! How could you! redface
Mal
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errrrrrrr i bet he dont!!!!!
lol

WBB !!! How could you! redface
Mal
lol
ooops
lol
i meant u wouldnt look good in them.. not out of them! i just got delayed in my post.. forgive me! (smiling sweetly in mals direction)
x
Ok WBB - I forgive you, but I'll insist on a hug on Saturday!
I've split this topic so that the original one can continue without us hi-jacking it.
so what other signs have people seen or known about for sexual activity?
Mal
lol
so mal
you coming to the munch in just your socks them........that way we'll know who is getting me the first vodka and coke
soph
As you can see from my pics, Soph - the socks are pretty much the first thing to come off!! redface
Mal
lol
Well if you're only wearing socks then it won't take long to undress now will it? wink
But that would make him banned from the Taking A Shower Event lol lol lol lol lol
I'm exempt by time anyway Sarge - my next shower isn't due until August redface !
Mal
lol
rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
Oh Sarge forget the shower thread......... Is OMO still around ? Because I haven't seen it for years. If not what else is used now !! smile
Hi redface
Yes i wonder what is used today instead of omo?? i used to live next door to a woman who's hubby was a truck driver she used to change the colour of her lounge light bulb to red and run a brothel when her hubby was away on a continental haul!! asked me to work for her as well...of course i declined!!
soph
hello eginhpos, ....what an unusual name.
I have heard of red lights being used , but didn't realise anyone used them still. rolleyes (well not in this country) redface
hi there MrsFC,
that was 9 years ago, but i am sure they still do somewhere!
the name eginhpos.....read it backwards!!!!!
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love soph XX
:doh: :doh: :doh:
Hi
well now you know... lol
don't worry it baffles the best of em.... :jagsatwork:
love soph XX
I now wish to be known as Oklib Tgs !!!!! :shock: :shock: lol lol lol lol lol
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As OMO doesn't seem to exist in the UK anymore, which other washing powders could be used instead as signs? How about..
BOLD - I'm up for anything
COMFORT - Soft swinging tonight
ARIEL - I'm watching the telly
SURF - I'm on the internet
Any ideas for others?
Mike.