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silent vibrator or stealth 'rabbit'
Sex God
Quote by fastr6uk
i may be naive but is there such a thing as a perfectly silent vibrator?.. is it possible to buy a ramapant 'stealth' rabbit? . If not come someone hurry up and invent one please
Or at least one which doesn't cause serious interference on televisions!!
Quote by the_Laird
i may be naive but is there such a thing as a perfectly silent vibrator?.. is it possible to buy a ramapant 'stealth' rabbit? . If not come someone hurry up and invent one please
Or at least one which doesn't cause serious interference on televisions!!
Or sound like they are digging up the road outside.
Sex God
OK this may sound far fetched but it really did happen a few months back........
I supply services to the motor trade, and I was in the workshop at one of my dealer customers........
The lads were standing around looking at this car. A woman had just brought it in, complaining of a rattle coming from the dashboard area. The lads did the first and obvious thing, and looked in the glove box...... sure enough, hidden away under the cd cases and sweet wrappers was one of them lipstick sized vibrators, buzzing it's little heart out.
You should have seen the look on the womans face when they explained what they had found....... :grin: :grin:
I supply services to the motor trade, and I was in the workshop at one of my dealer customers........
The lads were standing around looking at this car. A woman had just brought it in, complaining of a rattle coming from the dashboard area. The lads did the first and obvious thing, and looked in the glove box...... sure enough, hidden away under the cd cases and sweet wrappers was one of them lipstick sized vibrators, buzzing it's little heart out.
You should have seen the look on the womans face when they explained what they had found....... :grin: :grin:
Casanova
I think the lads would like an automatic wanking arm. push a button and out it comes.
Quote by Him'nHer
OK this may sound far fetched but it really did happen a few months back........
I supply services to the motor trade, and I was in the workshop at one of my dealer customers........
The lads were standing around looking at this car. A woman had just brought it in, complaining of a rattle coming from the dashboard area. The lads did the first and obvious thing, and looked in the glove box...... sure enough, hidden away under the cd cases and sweet wrappers was one of them lipstick sized vibrators, buzzing it's little heart out.
You should have seen the look on the womans face when they explained what they had found....... :grin: :grin:
Seriously I put mine in my suitcase and it started up in the boot of my car .... from now on I am taking the batteries out .. if I had been in London God knows what the consequences might have been ... be warned girls .. be warned :scared: :scared:
DD
Sex God
Can just see it DD
NEWSFLASH............ The bomb squad today carried out a small controlled explosion on a suitcase in Central London............
when they open up the case there it is.......... the remains of some duracell batteries, some plastic beads, and a tiny pair of rabbit ears :grin: :grin:
NEWSFLASH............ The bomb squad today carried out a small controlled explosion on a suitcase in Central London............
when they open up the case there it is.......... the remains of some duracell batteries, some plastic beads, and a tiny pair of rabbit ears :grin: :grin:
Quote by fastr6uk
i may be naive but is there such a thing as a perfectly silent vibrator?.. is it possible to buy a ramapant 'stealth' rabbit? . If not come someone hurry up and invent one please
I'd be the first in the queue to buy a "stealth" remote egg.
Then it wouldn't matter what type of chair she sat on
Sex God
Quote by dambuster
i may be naive but is there such a thing as a perfectly silent vibrator?.. is it possible to buy a ramapant 'stealth' rabbit? . If not come someone hurry up and invent one please
I'd be the first in the queue to buy a "stealth" remote egg.
Then it wouldn't matter what type of chair she sat on
Too right dammie, mrs davej sat on a wicker chair with one of them things inserted and sounded just like that old favourite homemade instrument, 'the comb and tracing paper' :shock:
Quote by davej
i may be naive but is there such a thing as a perfectly silent vibrator?.. is it possible to buy a ramapant 'stealth' rabbit? . If not come someone hurry up and invent one please
I'd be the first in the queue to buy a "stealth" remote egg.
Then it wouldn't matter what type of chair she sat on
Too right dammie, mrs davej sat on a wicker chair with one of them things inserted and sounded just like that old favourite homemade instrument, 'the comb and tracing paper' :shock:
those cheap polyprop (?) type chairs sound like a swarm of bees coming !
Quote by fastr6uk
errr im a fella btw ... thats why i want a silent rabbit.. l lurrrvvv the ears. am i a freak????
Depends where you put them :shock:
If you deep throat the vibe with the ears up your nose, then - yeah - I'd say you were pretty weird
But deep throating and having the ears tickling you under the chin sounds fairly sedate.
Sex God
Quote by burnie
I just take my husband, strip him naked, douse him with cold water, stand him next to an open fridge, and climb up on his head.....:bs: and presto....silent vibrator.
WOW don't his teeth chatter :grin:
Sex God
Quote by fastr6uk
silent vibrator?.. is it possible to buy a ramapant 'stealth' rabbit?
I'll just have what ever feels the best please. :P
Quote by fastr6uk
is it possible to buy a ramapant 'stealth' rabbit? . If not come someone hurry up and invent one please
But surely, if they did, it would have to be V shaped to avoid the radar?
Ummm, well I suppose if the edges were rounded .............
Oh and what about the investment? R&D and such like. Would you get a return on your investment - after all the bomber took how many billions?
Quote by Manolishi
is it possible to buy a ramapant 'stealth' rabbit? . If not come someone hurry up and invent one please
But surely, if they did, it would have to be V shaped to avoid the radar?
Ummm, well I suppose if the edges were rounded .............
Oh and what about the investment? R&D and such like. Would you get a return on your investment - after all the bomber took how many billions?
Something like this?
Quote by marmalaid
is it possible to buy a ramapant 'stealth' rabbit? . If not come someone hurry up and invent one please
But surely, if they did, it would have to be V shaped to avoid the radar?
Ummm, well I suppose if the edges were rounded .............
Oh and what about the investment? R&D and such like. Would you get a return on your investment - after all the bomber took how many billions?
Something like this?
Bloody hell, they only went and built the bloody thing. :shock: :shock: :shock:
I am a little worried mind you, you build something to avoid radar and then paint it purple? Are they sure? Maybe R&D ran out of money, although..........
Yep - got it, purple satin sheets, they must have completed the testing in Prince's bedroom.
Sex God
Seriously, try the "Acrobat" vibrator... it has the rabbit function on the front but is one of the quietest vibes I've seen...
and I've seen a lotof vibes!
and I've seen a lotof vibes!
Reminds me of when i went away for a city break with my EX husband. We got off the train and went straight to the tourist information place to find out what we could do in this particular city. At that point my bag started to vibrate. My ex husband was mortified, exclaiming "WHAT ON EARTH HAVE YOU GOT IN THERE?" It was only my electric toothbrush. - and he wonders why I wanted a divorce :shock:
