centre lane hoggers on the motorway, obviously drivers with no confidence in thier driving ability who feel safer if they have a lane either side of them to drift into.
people who do not know how to use roundabouts, not going when it is thier right of way, going when it isn't
people who chat on mobile phones when getting served in shops making everyone else wait while they tell someone what pub they are going to that evening instead of paying attention to the checkout staff
Politicians, morals of a , believe they have the right to break every law they make and if they can, make the laws to suit them eg:
It is legal to smoke in the bars located in the House of Commons and House of Lords
MP's are exempt TV licences
MP's are exempt Car Tax for the car they use for work
Exempt from prosecution for many crimes
to name but a few of the laws they have made
The Catholic Church with it's attitude towards sexual abuse by it's clergymen
People who think big boobs are the be all and end all - I like ickle ones
People who think big dicks are the be all and end all - women if your fanny is like a bucket you can keep it, men if you have a big dick your more likely to get turned down for sex than us average sized guys - girth not length is far more popular
People who think BBW means Big Beautifull Women, some women are beautifull no matter what thier size, some women are arrogant, ugly twats no matter what thier size, size does not make you beautifull be it large or small - just like men
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Silly little stuff that pisses you off
Sex God
That fucking hand on DVD's that wont let you skip that part.
Quote by Kaznkev
School transport providers who won't run because it might snow later in the day!!!!!!!!!!!
Lets keep the kids off till spring then shall we .
People who think that service providers are always wrong.
They didn't take my kids to school in case it snowed.
They took my kids to school they should have known that they wouldn't be able to collect them because of the heavy snow forecast now how am I going to get them home.
Why didn't they get more grit in stock in case we had a severe winter.
Why is my income and council tax so high, the council shouldn't have bought all that grit for stock, they should have known this winter would be mild now I have to pay for the fucking stuff and for storing it, replacing that which gets stolen or deteriorates by the side of the road meaning it has to be replaced again now.
The Airport authority should have more snow clearing devices and be ready for severe snow.
Why the fuck have they put the airport taxes up again and why have they shut that runway just to install underground heating it's fucking 25 degrees today.
Sex God
Running out of screen wash when there is still salt about on the roads 
Sex God
Getting a really nice 1000 piece jigsaw (and Escher print) and spending about £16 on it on the assumtion that it will be printed and cut well to provide a satisfying assembly experience. And then finding that it arrived with a PIECE MISSING!!!!!!!!!!!! Of course you only find this out when there are less than 50 pieces left in the box.
Have these morons any idea what that does to the OCD amnong us? It has left me, not only disatisfied with the whole jigsaw experience - but positively more wound up than I would have been if I had never opened the damned thing!
Have these morons any idea what that does to the OCD amnong us? It has left me, not only disatisfied with the whole jigsaw experience - but positively more wound up than I would have been if I had never opened the damned thing!
Well of bankers and fat cats, who tell the majority of the population on the bread line to save money.
Higher taxation and no pay rise
Local councils who to save money, make their staff unemployed. Then pay their housing benefit, community charge and more, because those folk are entitled to it. They save, I pay.
Bags of Nuts, with a warning on the packet "May contain nuts"....I hope so
Higher taxation and no pay rise
Local councils who to save money, make their staff unemployed. Then pay their housing benefit, community charge and more, because those folk are entitled to it. They save, I pay.
Bags of Nuts, with a warning on the packet "May contain nuts"....I hope so
Sex God
Quote by sundragon
Well of bankers and fat cats, who tell the majority of the population on the bread line to save money.
Higher taxation and no pay rise
Local councils who to save money, make their staff unemployed. Then pay their housing benefit, community charge and more, because those folk are entitled to it. They save, I pay.
Bags of Nuts, with a warning on the packet "May contain nuts"....I hope so
Things that have nuts in :lol: Including EVERYTHING in Aldi :shock: If you have someone with a Nut allergy in your family its a total fucking nightmare trust me. Its especially frustrating when you know that actually on most packing the chance of nuts its basically fuck all but they just cover their ass's
Quote by tweeky
Well of bankers and fat cats, who tell the majority of the population on the bread line to save money.
Higher taxation and no pay rise
Local councils who to save money, make their staff unemployed. Then pay their housing benefit, community charge and more, because those folk are entitled to it. They save, I pay.
Bags of Nuts, with a warning on the packet "May contain nuts"....I hope so
Things that have nuts in :lol: Including EVERYTHING in Aldi :shock: If you have someone with a Nut allergy in your family its a total fucking nightmare trust me. Its especially frustrating when you know that actually on most packing the chance of nuts its basically fuck all but they just cover their ass's
It is consumer guidance to tell people that the food has been manufactured in a factory where nuts are also present. This then gives the person with an allergy a life choice to eat or not to eat.........in other words, they choose whether the risk is worth it.
This is putting the power back into the hands of the individual to make their own mind up. Their life, their choice.
Certain factories are nut free so do not carry the message, it just depends on the food you purchase
Dave_Notts
them..bat and ball sets you get o0n the beach on holiday. Firstly when chilling on your sun lounger, the tick, tack, noise of the ball hitting the bat is so bloody annoying. Secondly if you want to go for a dip.....you have to dodge round them..as they normally some 10 metres or so apart on the waters edge,,,,,,ban them i say !!!!!!!!!
Master of Sex
This:
I've checked the date and it's not April 1st.
I've checked the date and it's not April 1st.
Sex God
Quote by Jewlnmart
This:
I've checked the date and it's not April 1st.
Why does that piss you off?
Master of Sex
Quote by foxylady2209
This:
I've checked the date and it's not April 1st.
Why does that piss you off?
Probably the fact that people feel the need to run around with a broom stick between their legs. The thread is 'silly little stuff that pisses you off' after all.
Sex God
Quote by Jewlnmart
This:
I've checked the date and it's not April 1st.
Why does that piss you off?
Probably the fact that people feel the need to run around with a broom stick between their legs. The thread is 'silly little stuff that pisses you off' after all.
Fair enough - I was just curious. I thought you might have invented your own version and been in the process of patenting it.
I think the broomsticks thing is silly - but the idea of inventing an entirely new game is intruiging.
Sex God
Quote by Dave__Notts
Well of bankers and fat cats, who tell the majority of the population on the bread line to save money.
Higher taxation and no pay rise
Local councils who to save money, make their staff unemployed. Then pay their housing benefit, community charge and more, because those folk are entitled to it. They save, I pay.
Bags of Nuts, with a warning on the packet "May contain nuts"....I hope so
Things that have nuts in :lol: Including EVERYTHING in Aldi :shock: If you have someone with a Nut allergy in your family its a total fucking nightmare trust me. Its especially frustrating when you know that actually on most packing the chance of nuts its basically fuck all but they just cover their ass's
It is consumer guidance to tell people that the food has been manufactured in a factory where nuts are also present. This then gives the person with an allergy a life choice to eat or not to eat.........in other words, they choose whether the risk is worth it.
This is putting the power back into the hands of the individual to make their own mind up. Their life, their choice.
Certain factories are nut free so do not carry the message, it just depends on the food you purchase
Dave_Notts
There are variations
May contain nuts (Fucking useless)
Made in a factory that use nut ingredients (Also just as fucking useless)
The two above may as well read the same as some others which just say contains peanuts or does not contain peanuts. Everything else is a waste of time from a consumer perspective.
Quote by tweeky
I love this site related one. The one where you get a message :rascal:
We like your profile you both sound great. Were going to be in your area on XXXXXX date, fancy meeting up for a drink and maybe more? We have face pics and a mobile number you could contact us on if your up for it. Dying to meet you xxxxx
Tweeky writes
Yes that sounds fab we would be happy to meet socially and see where we go from there. Have face pics and happy talk on Swinging mobiles. We also like your profile, very nice pictures xxxxx (Messages shortened for reasons of severe bordom avoidance)
Then....... fuck all :shock: You contacted us FFS
love this lol we had a couple that mailed us with all the same blurb wanna meet up blah blah and when we mailed back and said yes lets go for it .... they replied to say sorry you're not what we're looking for ..... ffs they mailed us :lol:
and the other thing that pisses me off is when i hold a door open for some random and they don't say thanks ....... makes you wanna drag them back through the door way and slam the door in their face
When I'm working on a set of double doors and people try to squeeze through the gap behind me and the other door, or just stand there confused by the entire situation unable to work out that there is another door that they can pull or push open and walk through. Are there no semi intelligent people in the world?
Sex God
Petrol stations/shops like Tesco express. Yeh we all have half an hour to sit on the forecourt whilst you buy petrol then do your fucking shopping :mad:
Train conductors who announce that "we shall soon arrive into Bristol Templemeads Station Stop". People who park their cars on pavements. Women whose perfume smells like vinegar or people who reek of garlic and then turn up their noses at the smell of my roll-ups. Young boys with their trousers halfway down their skinny bums. Young girls (or boys) who keep tossing their hair about. Cash machines which tell me my 'request' is being processed. (It's not a request, it's a demand-it's my bloody money). Australians. The voices of Caroline Wyatt and Orla Guerin. Police officers who 'proceed' down the street when the rest of us walk down it. People who pick their nose in public. Girls who totter about in high heels when there are several centimetres of snow on the ground. Packets which are seemingly designed not to be easily opened. Public school pupils who bray or whinny depending on their who wear sunglasses and chew gum with their mouths open. 25 year olds who contact us when we explicitly state that we are looking for men over 40. Computers. My right boot which creaks when I walk. More Australians. People who stand in my way on escalators when I want to walk up and thus avoid becoming as unhealthy and fit as they are. Cranky, irascible people who find everyone and everything else irritating, and people who have no sense of humour. Oh yes, and even more Australians.
Sex God
People who walk up (or down) escalators. Thus in one act, insulting every designer and engineer who worked their fingers and brains to the bone to design stairs you DON'T have to walk up/down and at the same time barging past the rest of us with our/their shopping bags getting entangled.
/half-jest mode
/half-jest mode
Of for have is a pain. The one that makes me want to pull my teeth out is spelling wander as in I am going for a wander as wOnder.
That said , English spelling grammar and punctuation are becoming kind of optional so I get Facebook posts like the following (from a man in his late 30s) all the time. You kinda have get used to it.
"ok,u wana no my new years resalutions/wasnt gona make any,but/hay al let u no wen i get sum..they r gona get a shave regular,n bath nearly daily..shave always n RESPECT EVRY 1 THAT DESERVES IT,N MUR....Iiwill giv the important stuff/wen ur redy..opefuly l8rs my real freinds,i ope yeh........x"
That said , English spelling grammar and punctuation are becoming kind of optional so I get Facebook posts like the following (from a man in his late 30s) all the time. You kinda have get used to it.
"ok,u wana no my new years resalutions/wasnt gona make any,but/hay al let u no wen i get sum..they r gona get a shave regular,n bath nearly daily..shave always n RESPECT EVRY 1 THAT DESERVES IT,N MUR....Iiwill giv the important stuff/wen ur redy..opefuly l8rs my real freinds,i ope yeh........x"
Sex God
Quote by Ben_welshminx
Of for have is a pain. The one that makes me want to pull my teeth out is spelling wander as in I am going for a wander as wOnder.
That said , English spelling grammar and punctuation are becoming kind of optional so I get Facebook posts like the following (from a man in his late 30s) all the time. You kinda have get used to it.
"ok,u wana no my new years resalutions/wasnt gona make any,but/hay al let u no wen i get sum..they r gona get a shave regular,n bath nearly daily..shave always n RESPECT EVRY 1 THAT DESERVES IT,N MUR....Iiwill giv the important stuff/wen ur redy..opefuly l8rs my real freinds,i ope yeh........x"
Bad spelling and punctuation. The example above I can't even read to the end. It's that bad. The above is close to text speak, another thing that makes my hackles stand up. Then the confusion of there, their, and they're. It was drummed into me at age seven, hence it's 'simple'.
Them instead of those, as in 'Do you want them ones?'
Plastic bottles. great when they are full, but once near enpty, fall out of the cupboard like skittles. Once one falls, the rest follow, lemming fashion.
Quote by foxylady2209
People who walk up (or down) escalators. Thus in one act, insulting every designer and engineer who worked their fingers and brains to the bone to design stairs you DON'T have to walk up/down and at the same time barging past the rest of us with our/their shopping bags getting entangled.
/half-jest mode
I'll make a deal with you. I won't try to force you to walk up the escalators by shoving and pushing you if you don't try to force me to stand still by standing on BOTH sides of the escalator rather than on one!
Sex God
Quote by sexyslut79
People who walk up (or down) escalators. Thus in one act, insulting every designer and engineer who worked their fingers and brains to the bone to design stairs you DON'T have to walk up/down and at the same time barging past the rest of us with our/their shopping bags getting entangled.
/half-jest mode
I'll make a deal with you. I won't try to force you to walk up the escalators by shoving and pushing you if you don't try to force me to stand still by standing on BOTH sides of the escalator rather than on one!
Oi, what are you saying about me standing on both sides? I'm not THAT big!
