Well today anyway... Cup a soups with cretins in. It really spoils a moment in time for me sipping an otherwise warming drink to find my mouth invaded by some solid cube of nastiness. ARRRGGGHHHHH! :mad:
Dogs who lie on the floor of my side of the bed just waiting until I stick a foot out of the duvet (while I'm still asleep) to lick it :eeek::uhoh:hwoar::scared::scared: Fecking dog
arseholes who don't brush snow off car roof. F Y I as of today in newcastle police will prosecute for this so £60 & 3 points might persuade some but doubtful.
Quote by Dawnie My eyebrows piss me off. Every time I look at them there is a wirey one sticking out waving at everyone. They really hate me honestly they do!!!
try clear mascara (if they still do it) will keep any strays from happening all day and evening and also wont be too dark
Quote by Tan--Kinky Dogs who lie on the floor of my side of the bed just waiting until I stick a foot out of the duvet (while I'm still asleep) to lick it :eeek::uhoh:hwoar::scared::scared: Fecking dog
As long as it's only your foot you stick out ofr a licking?!
Today the thing thats irked me too the words "stupid f*cking thing" is wet wipes. Why when pulling one out of the packet its followed by another bloody ten! Pisses me right off it does.
Quote by SinSi Dogs who lie on the floor of my side of the bed just waiting until I stick a foot out of the duvet (while I'm still asleep) to lick it :eeek::uhoh:hwoar::scared::scared: Fecking dog
As long as it's only your foot you stick out ofr a licking?! Only the foot
Quote by Lost Today the thing thats irked me too the words "stupid f*cking thing" is wet wipes. Why when pulling one out of the packet its followed by another bloody ten! Pisses me right off it does.
If you leave the room for 10 seconds and the packet in sight little Tweeky removes every fucking single one of them :twisted:
Putting the toilet roll on the WRONG WAY round so the flappy bit is against the wall and you can't get hold of the bloody thing! With wallpaper even worse cuz you get bonus chunks of that to while trying to scrape up the end of the roll... Phew lol
Quote by Phoenixcouple Putting the toilet roll on the WRONG WAY round so the flappy bit is against the wall and you can't get hold of the bloody thing!
:thumbup: This drives me mad too and the same with kitchen roll.
Quote by GnV Treating/regarding animals like humans....
Maybe thats because some animals are better behaved, kinder, more affectionate, nicer to spend time with and have better personalities than quite a lot of humans
Quote by meat2pleaseu Treating/regarding animals like humans....
Maybe thats because some animals are better behaved, kinder, more affectionate, nicer to spend time with and have better personalities than quite a lot of humans But they are still animals, with their own way of interacting with their own kind and such like. Dogs being carried or dressed in little outfits, cats referred to in conversation as 'mummy's little darling' and pets being fed from the owner's plate or, god forbid, being encouraged to sit at the dining table are all examples of people who don't treat the animals as what they are. The adverts for posh dog and cat food drooling on about how much he deserves it cos he loves you so much turn my stomach. They come across like adverts for what treat to buy the love of your life - not the food you need to keep your pet healthy.
Quote by Phoenixcouple Putting the toilet roll on the WRONG WAY round so the flappy bit is against the wall and you can't get hold of the bloody thing! With wallpaper even worse cuz you get bonus chunks of that to while trying to scrape up the end of the roll... Phew lol
Did you know, it is usually women who install toilet rolls that way? Not sure where this source came from now but I do remember doing a sample survey once and it held up. People who leave the toilet seat up after they have finished using it.
Receiving phones calls (on a daily basis) that are recorded messages. Maybe I'm old-fashioned but I find it absolutely, infuriatingly RUDE!. How dare a company decide not even to bother to call me perosnally to try to sell their crappy product - but just send me a recording? Am I really that insignificant to them? Do they have to so little regard for me that their time, again trying to sell me something I haven't asked for, is worth so much but mine is worth so little? I am polite enough not to rely on my answer machine to filter spam calls, and answer the phone if I can, on the assumption that it is as likely to be someone in my family calling. So not only have I had a stranger treat me like a valueless 'mark' but I have got off my own comfy sofa to receive such an insult. I have no idea what they are selling, since the moment I recognise the recorded sound I put the phone down - but that isn't the point. These calls should be outlawed.
Mondays piss me off. I mean really.... What is the point?! Along it comes with all its smugness to ruin what was an already too short couple of days off work. You then have to put up with all the other miserable people that hate Mondays too. I reckon they should either Mondays all together and create a new day called 'Funday' or similar and I'd lay money on world peace as a result ;)
Quote by essex34m people who whilst looking at the shelves in the supermarket...leave their trolley sideways, and block the isle.....
Just push it out of your way, I do. After placing in their poorly parked and unattended trolley a butternut squash, large pack of condoms and tube of KY jelly. Then follow them to the checkout
Quote by foxylady2209 Receiving phones calls (on a daily basis) that are recorded messages. Maybe I'm old-fashioned but I find it absolutely, infuriatingly RUDE!. How dare a company decide not even to bother to call me perosnally to try to sell their crappy product - but just send me a recording? Am I really that insignificant to them? Do they have to so little regard for me that their time, again trying to sell me something I haven't asked for, is worth so much but mine is worth so little? I am polite enough not to rely on my answer machine to filter spam calls, and answer the phone if I can, on the assumption that it is as likely to be someone in my family calling. So not only have I had a stranger treat me like a valueless 'mark' but I have got off my own comfy sofa to receive such an insult. I have no idea what they are selling, since the moment I recognise the recorded sound I put the phone down - but that isn't the point. These calls should be outlawed.
Register for the TPS and MPS and put an end to (almost) all cold calls and junk mail. It's free, it works and it's lawfully enforceable.
Quote by swcpl2005 Receiving phones calls (on a daily basis) that are recorded messages. Maybe I'm old-fashioned but I find it absolutely, infuriatingly RUDE!. How dare a company decide not even to bother to call me perosnally to try to sell their crappy product - but just send me a recording? Am I really that insignificant to them? Do they have to so little regard for me that their time, again trying to sell me something I haven't asked for, is worth so much but mine is worth so little? I am polite enough not to rely on my answer machine to filter spam calls, and answer the phone if I can, on the assumption that it is as likely to be someone in my family calling. So not only have I had a stranger treat me like a valueless 'mark' but I have got off my own comfy sofa to receive such an insult. I have no idea what they are selling, since the moment I recognise the recorded sound I put the phone down - but that isn't the point. These calls should be outlawed.
Register for the TPS and MPS and put an end to (almost) all cold calls and junk mail. It's free, it works and it's lawfully enforceable.
I am ex-directory. I asked a cold-caller once how they got my number. They said, we just call numbers one after the other until someone answers. They don't need to be calling me - they just dial consecutive numbers. I doubt anything stops that. After all I could do that from home. I'll give it a go, but putting my number on yet anotherf list just sounds like I'll end up on another calling database. I'm getting to the point where I don't trust anything anymore.
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