Ronda was pulled over once by the fuzz for
speeding, the nice young police man asked for her name which she gave him. He then asked if she could spell it, yes she said. there was then a long pause until he asked her if she could spell it for him.
After two weeks in hospital a friend of mine said I bet your glad to be home.
A guy on this site from 250 miles away asked if we would send him some dirty pictures.
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Silly questions people ask
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I once put some alcohol in the fridge for a guest at a party. 30 mins or so later the guy comes out to the kitchen where me and my mates are chatting puts his arm against the fridge leaning on it and then says " so wheres the fridge"
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Mr Tweeky
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Mr Tweeky
A few years ago, I used to pull fridges on chilled/frozen food contracts.
A fairly regular run was ice cream to an Iceland RDC in London.
The industry had just started to use some sort of hi-tech probe that meant the checkers could stand at the back of the trailer and
fire a "beam" into the trailer and it would tell them the temperature in the middle of the load. Apparently more accurate and reliable than taking the temp near the back doors.
One day, the load was rejected because the temp was too high. This meant that I didn't have to wait the customary 2 or 3 hours to tip, hour to tip, drive across London for a reload, with all the waiting repeated; so was home a lot earlier than normal.
Joy of joys, it meant I was home before MK II and the kids were up, and it I got into bed for a little midweek rumpity pumpity with MK II.
She was surprised that I was home so I told her the load was rejected because it was 0nly 16 degrees below freezing but should have been -22.
The following evening we were chatting over dinner/breakfast.
I suppose at this point, I should say that I was driving artics. Mk II had seen me many times over the years dropping trailers, hitching up etc; so she was fully aware that the unit is totally separate and indeed a different vehicle from the trailer.
"Silly questions people ask"
Mk II "Nelly, when you're driving a fridge; do you have to wear that big quilted coat all night ?"
Me "Eh ????????????"
Her "Well, if it's minus twenty odd, don't you get cold ?"
:shock:
A fairly regular run was ice cream to an Iceland RDC in London.
The industry had just started to use some sort of hi-tech probe that meant the checkers could stand at the back of the trailer and
fire a "beam" into the trailer and it would tell them the temperature in the middle of the load. Apparently more accurate and reliable than taking the temp near the back doors.One day, the load was rejected because the temp was too high. This meant that I didn't have to wait the customary 2 or 3 hours to tip, hour to tip, drive across London for a reload, with all the waiting repeated; so was home a lot earlier than normal.
Joy of joys, it meant I was home before MK II and the kids were up, and it I got into bed for a little midweek rumpity pumpity with MK II.
She was surprised that I was home so I told her the load was rejected because it was 0nly 16 degrees below freezing but should have been -22.
The following evening we were chatting over dinner/breakfast.
I suppose at this point, I should say that I was driving artics. Mk II had seen me many times over the years dropping trailers, hitching up etc; so she was fully aware that the unit is totally separate and indeed a different vehicle from the trailer.
"Silly questions people ask"
Mk II "Nelly, when you're driving a fridge; do you have to wear that big quilted coat all night ?"
Me "Eh ????????????"
Her "Well, if it's minus twenty odd, don't you get cold ?"
:shock:
for those that read the post about my sister........dont think it`s really in line with this thread...but it is a daft question... 
my mum wanted to ring up a well know high street shop (clothes and stuff) to ask if they sell wig stands............she rang up a loverly woman answerd......and my mum just came out with ......
Hi i was wondering if you sell wigwams! :giggle: .......her reply was quick ...which was even funnier........
Are they the ones that come with the totem poles......... :giggle:
needless to say my mum and sister were pissing theyre selves for ages.......even when they told us they burst into a 10 min laugh.......
my mum wanted to ring up a well know high street shop (clothes and stuff) to ask if they sell wig stands............she rang up a loverly woman answerd......and my mum just came out with ......
Hi i was wondering if you sell wigwams! :giggle: .......her reply was quick ...which was even funnier........
Are they the ones that come with the totem poles......... :giggle:
needless to say my mum and sister were pissing theyre selves for ages.......even when they told us they burst into a 10 min laugh.......
