Silly things you or someone you know has said

8 Sep 2007

Something My son (10yrs) said to me earlier got me thinking. He said "Dad when i'm old like you can i get one of those cars that old people drive in on the paths" confused

I then sussed he meant a mobility scooter :shock: :cry: :cry:
Triggered my memory of my brother about 10 asking my grandfather what he did when he was alive !!
lol

I am only 28 years old for crying out loud rolleyes

:lol::

8 Sep 2007

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8 Sep 2007

I remember my cousin using the line-
'Mum, in the olden days, when you were alive....'
:giggle:

8 Sep 2007

A colleague of mine comes out with some classics at time....
the other day she was asked if she wanted a bacon sandwich........she said "no thanks, I don't eat anything that comes from pigs.....I'll have a sausage one instead thanks" !!! confused

8 Sep 2007

On the way up to Inverness with girls from my gymnastics team, we saw a sign for 'Loch Ness'
My friend started to tell the story about her poor confused gran telling her she might see the Loch Ness monster when she was up there, to which she replied, 'No, gran the Loch Ness monster comes from Loch Lomond...' She then went on to tell us how her poor gran can be a bit dippit...
:doh:
We were also singing along to 'One night in Bangkok' when she announced 'It's a bit cheeky of the Lady Boys of Bangkok to use the same name as the song'
She didn't realise it was an actual place.....
And she's at uni!
:giggle:
Certainly kept us entertained on the 3 1/2 hr drive!

8 Sep 2007

My sis..... her driving instructer said her driving was erotic lol

:lol: She meant erratic! confused

:?

9 Sep 2007

One of our dogs jumped on mr bones knee once and he said to her "yuk gerrof dog.....Smoo you Pell
then he realised what he had said and went silent hoping I hadnt heard, as I was in the other room, ........the the peals of hysterical laughter from other room soon let him know I had heard his mistake.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
That was YEARS ago, and every now and again I will say to him....Smoo you pell mate, and it drives him bananas, but its just toooooo funny to let him forget.

9 Sep 2007

My sisters and I were visiting my posh auntie, and Sesame Street was on in the background.
Gamely trying to fill an awkward silence, my dad said "Ooh look kids it's Piss Miggy"
:shock:

10 Sep 2007

My sister once asked me where did i live in the war ! :shock:
Also when on holiday visiting friends in the czech republic, our friend said that her husband would love to visit scotland , when we asked why ,she replied "he loves robin hood " confused

: :? then we remembered the song " robin hood riding through the glen " biggrin

:D

10 Sep 2007

I will aways remember my best mates sister when we were driving to Germany she just got off the euro tunnel and she says ' Donna?' yes Debbie i say ' why do you think it has only snowed on one side of the country' i was pissing myself she was on about the farms field when it was covered in a white sheet bless her she was 20 at the time lol

mind you I've come out with some good ones go I've been told rolleyes

10 Sep 2007

Sorry but just remember another one my mates little boy tony stayed with us for a few days and he was having a hug on the chair just before bed on my mums lap and he starts to stroke her hair and asked her 'does it hurt Donna's mum' to my mum replays 'does what hurt sweety?' 'your grey hair?' well i was in bits it still makes me smile now lol

10 Sep 2007

I was round my friend house when her little boy was about 3 and he said to me "lyns you haven`t got a willy have you??". To which i replied "no I haven`t" so he says to me "thats cos you`ve got hairs" :giggle:

10 Sep 2007

i would like to point out to everyone on this post that my child has no idea wot dave and i get up to, and how 1 innocent comment can cause so much upset to dave and i so i have removed it......