Single Guys on SH

23 May 2006

Quote by twos_company

Now if all the single guys pm Mikey55 for advise on how to be pleasant and increase :giggle:
Well done Mikey
Shaz x

and if all the couples on here pm him 4 a meet with a nice genuine guy...............
he`ll be so busy pete & caron`ll never see him again biggrin

:D :D
Looks like he might be very busy for the next few months..... lol

Shaz x

23 May 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
you know what they say about big noses

Oh how original, most people just get their teeth capped!
H.x

23 May 2006

Quote by H-x
you know what they say about big noses

Oh how original, most people just get their teeth capped!
H.x
what have capped teeth got to do with big hankies? dunno

23 May 2006

right thats it, you call me big nose once more and I'll punch your face in duel

:sparring:

23 May 2006

have you noticed th lack of 'woman size' hankies?
there's "MAN SIZE" and bog standard (yeh I know, cheap gag) but nothing for us.
H.x

23 May 2006

Quote by H-x
have you noticed th lack of 'woman size' hankies?
there's "MAN SIZE" and bog standard (yeh I know, cheap gag) but nothing for us.
H.x

your ejaculations aren't hard enough lol

23 May 2006

no, but at least I need more than 1 tissue.....
H.x

23 May 2006

Quote by H-x
have you noticed th lack of 'woman size' hankies?
there's "MAN SIZE" and bog standard (yeh I know, cheap gag) but nothing for us.
H.x

i have wondered which bit they measure them against cos i've never seen a 5ft11 tissue rotflmao

23 May 2006

hands? feet? noses? who knows, go get one and tell us what it's the same size as :twisted:
H.x

23 May 2006

is that length, width or thickness :shock:

23 May 2006

You'll need the box.
H.x

23 May 2006

Quote by H-x
You'll need the box.
H.x

in the daydreams i've had me and you don't have any need for tissues lol

nowt wasted rolleyes

23 May 2006

What, not even to wipe me shades with? (contact lenses, can't be too careful)
H.x

23 May 2006

Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
Well done Mikey55 for making an impression, nice to see a single guy come out on top and not be in here moaning about never having any meets without even considering why
And well done Pete_sw for bringing this topic up
We have met quite a few guys from this site and there is some genuine nice ones out there that really do understand swinging and the fun involved without all the pushiness, winks and moaning :)
Now if all the single guys pm Mikey55 for advise on how to be pleasant and increase your success rate then you might be on to a winner :giggle:
Well done Mikey :)
Shaz x

Hi Shaz n Tony
Sorry this is the first chance i have had to reply to you as i have been the chatroom most of the night in sheddys room.
Thank you for your kind remarks but i havent done anything really apart from being very lucky in meeting such a lovely couple.
There is no point moaning as you know thats dogging and swinging you have the good and the bad.
But i have to admit there are some great people on this site hence why i have stayed around.
I would like to wish you all the best
regards
mikey55 biggrin

23 May 2006

Quote by winchwench
...Vodka! How dare you! No self respecting "Ships Slapper" would be seen without a spiced rum in their hand!
(anyway, Vodka makes me cry! Rum makes me horny as hell.....run for the hills!)

rpm is still queing at Tesco's...
Baileys... Morgans Spiced Rum... Seaman Staines... :twisted:

24 May 2006

Quote by robbie_rob
have you noticed th lack of 'woman size' hankies?
there's "MAN SIZE" and bog standard (yeh I know, cheap gag) but nothing for us.
H.x

your ejaculations aren't hard enough lol

Speak for yourself redface

MRS Lizard xx

24 May 2006

nice to see that the majority hasnt spoiled it for the minority, im sure it has given hope to a lot of people.....

24 May 2006

Quote by essex34m
nice to see that the majority hasnt spoiled it for the minority, im sure it has given hope to a lot of people.....

so essex wideboy..there is hope for you andme then lol.. or is that Bob Hope and No Hope lol
RWL

24 May 2006

Quote by redwine_lover
nice to see that the majority hasnt spoiled it for the minority, im sure it has given hope to a lot of people.....

so essex wideboy..there is hope for you andme then lol.. or is that Bob Hope and No Hope lol
RWL
we can decide which is which over our next pint lol

24 May 2006

I must say, I have had a huge amount of replies from single guys and nothing wrong with them. But the thing that really annoys me is when they dont bother to fill in a profile or put pictures on.
Then they pester you for meets in chatrooms and expect to get a meet without seeing either a pic of a profile grrrrr
After experiencing less than a week of this, i'm afraid to say I ignore all of these peeps now and my mailbox rarely gets checked as its a shore to do so!!
It would be much better if SH had an instant messaged thingy (lol)
Curvster xx

24 May 2006

Curvy girl please do check your mail as I've attached a face pic and my profile is also up to date and also with pics wink

24 May 2006

I can't judge any of the single guys on here because I've not met any yet, but I do think it's wrong to assume 'single guy' means dribbling one handed typists. As with all walks of life there's good and bad, its nice to hear about the good ones for a change, there's enough threads on here complaining about the bad ones.
H.x

24 May 2006

Single guys!!!!! ahh horrible the lot of em innocent

24 May 2006

Quote by H-x
I can't judge any of the single guys on here because I've not met any yet, but I do think it's wrong to assume 'single guy' means dribbling one handed typists. As with all walks of life there's good and bad, its nice to hear about the good ones for a change, there's enough threads on here complaining about the bad ones.
H.x

here here

24 May 2006

Quote by sheddy
Single guys!!!!! ahh horrible the lot of em

here here.......discusting smeely breed......all of them........yuck! confused

24 May 2006

Quote by poshkate
Single guys!!!!! ahh horrible the lot of em

here here.......discusting smeely breed......all of them........yuck! confused

do u need a torch?

24 May 2006

Quote by poshkate
Single guys!!!!! ahh horrible the lot of em

here here.......discusting smeely breed......all of them........yuck! confused

See conclusive proof a womans view on them lol

:lol: :lol:
Seriously I've been stoping out of this one as my views will be somewaht biased (not as it normally stops me min) but Pete its nice for us singles to get a good word posted about us from time to time biggrin

:D :D :D
Good thread mate :thumbup:

24 May 2006

I agree Sheddykins.........not only are you rather splendid yourself but when I met with a great single guy - who I'm honoured to now call a friend- I made sure the world knew it!
(Didnt do his ego any harm either!) :giggle:
I happen to like men quite a bit, so to all the nice ones out there- kiss

24 May 2006

Quote by sheddy
Single guys!!!!! ahh horrible the lot of em

here here.......discusting smeely breed......all of them........yuck! confused

See conclusive proof a womans view on them lol

:lol: :lol:
Seriously I've been stoping out of this one as my views will be somewaht biased (not as it normally stops me min) but Pete its nice for us singles to get a good word posted about us from time to time biggrin

:D :D :D
Good thread mate :thumbup:
err........who said pete was including u as one of the nice guys mr sheddy?
admit it ur just a horid smelly timewasting idiot .......... :lol:

24 May 2006

Quote by poshkate
err........who said pete was including u as one of the nice guys mr sheddy?
admit it ur just a horid smelly timewasting idiot ..........

May be I am sad

but at least I'm a horid smelly timewasting idiot with good hair :smug: