Single male looking for a shag - couples and chicks pm me!

24 Apr 2006

At the risk of asking the obvious - keep seeing a load of posts in the LMU sections, almost entirely from single blokes, single digit post counts that say little more than the heading ... give or take an extra 'well-hung' or 'heavy cummer' or whatever ...
Do these guys really expect to get any responses, and do they? I can't see people queueing up somehow ...
dunno

24 Apr 2006

thinking with the lower brain has that effect wink

24 Apr 2006

But what would be my chances of posting LMU, single guy looking for female for polite conversation, tea and biscuits ?

25 Apr 2006

:laughabove: Stranger things happen at sea!... who knows... feck!... I'm tempted now! innocent

25 Apr 2006

Quote by J3diMast3r

At the risk of asking the obvious - keep seeing a load of posts in the LMU sections, almost entirely from single blokes, single digit post counts that say little more than the heading ... give or take an extra 'well-hung' or 'heavy cummer' or whatever ...
Do these guys really expect to get any responses, and do they? I can't see people queueing up somehow ...

I agree - it gets on my nerves... and I'm not even their competition confused

I try and 'bite my tongue' most of the time or post a helpful response, pointing them towards one of the stickies. I also do this in PM too. However, I know I can also be 'dry' or sarcastic sometimes too. The 'Dogging' section can be the same.. you either get no response, a 'thanks mate' or insults - the latter just about sums it up for me rolleyes

You get what you put into this world, I find, and if they cannot be bothered to read what's gone before, check out their 'market' and their competition then they deserve what comes their way as far as I am concerned. Like Meaty says, some of them think with their dicks most of the time :roll:
OK - I'm going to have a 'help the dick-thinking single guy day' today, yes, all day... and let's see what happens biggrin

25 Apr 2006

Quote by mike48
But what would be my chances of posting LMU, single guy looking for female for polite conversation, tea and biscuits ?

Putly in the interest of research i will now place the following add
(heading) Tea & biscuits N wales N west
(to Read)
Hi single guy looking for meets this week for polite conversation with tea & biscuits afternoon/evenings couples & singles interested please reply
Ill let you know the results friday
mike
I'll race you, Mike
You go for tea and biccys, and I'll try for coffee anfd cakeybun wink

25 Apr 2006

OK - shall I do a 'gay couple looking for cock' ad. in LMU and see who gets the most repsonses? It will be a first but it may be interesting... wink

25 Apr 2006

Quote by dambuster
You go for tea and biccys, and I'll try for coffee anfd cakeybun

I'm making coffee and walnut cake at the moment if thats any good :rascal:

25 Apr 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids

You go for tea and biccys, and I'll try for coffee anfd cakeybun

I'm making coffee and walnut cake at the moment if thats any good :rascal:
Walnut cake :shock: Yum, yum, yum.... that and banana cake are my favourites Dawn :P

25 Apr 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
I'm making coffee and walnut cake at the moment if thats any good :rascal:

Enjoy walnut cake as I do. And I do. It doesn't qualify as cakeybun.
I laughed last week when someone very kindly came to get me out of the house for an hour so we went for coffee and cakeybun.
She thought muffins counted ?????? :confused:
I've never actually thought of how to explain the qualifications needed to be classed as cakeybun, but I suppose the simplest acid test is one of cream.
If said "cake" or "bun" can be nicely complimented with fresh double cream, or at a push - ice cream, then it qualifies as cakeybun

25 Apr 2006

mmmmmmmm all these tempting offers lol
but would rather have a coffee and big bar of choc yum yum
Tina xxx

25 Apr 2006

Quote by dambuster

I'm making coffee and walnut cake at the moment if thats any good :rascal:

Enjoy walnut cake as I do. And I do. It doesn't qualify as cakeybun.

Probably a good job, I just got the bloody thing stuck in the tin :lol2:
That will teach me to baking and posting rolleyes

25 Apr 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Probably a good job, I just got the bloody thing stuck in the tin :lol2:

:shock:
Oooooo'er Missus

25 Apr 2006

I say dont knock the coffee & biscuits/ cakeybun thing !!
at its worst, you'll get a half decent afternoon out, meet a new face and have a good natter and either make a new friend or decide whether he/she's a potential fuckbuddy :twisted:

25 Apr 2006

Quote by mike48
OK - shall I do a 'gay couple looking for cock' ad. in LMU and see who gets the most repsonses? It will be a first but it may be interesting...

Go bloke Go :wink:
Done... DON'T take the piss :wink:

25 Apr 2006

Well, if any of those ads were within a 50 mile radius I'd be there.
H.x

25 Apr 2006

Quote by H-x
Well, if any of those ads were within a 50 mile radius I'd be there.
H.x

Cakey buns at the ready babe :twisted:

25 Apr 2006

on the other hand........i posted in LMU last saturday night as i was at a loose end and didnt get one serious reply! so much for single bi females being the holy grail rotflmao

so it seems LMU doesnt work for male or female?
maybe i should have asked for a shag..... :P

25 Apr 2006

Quote by sexkittenhfx
on the other hand........i posted in LMU last saturday night as i was at a loose end and didnt get one serious reply! so much for single bi females being the holy grail
so it seems LMU doesnt work for male or female?
maybe i should have asked for a shag..... :P

I think I've maybe done a handful of LMU type posts that were either for a shag, be my munch buddy or come to a club/ party with me type requests. And do you know how many replies I got? feckin none that actually turned in to anything rolleyes

Now, if I stick a post up saying I'm free for lunch/ drinkies etc cos I'm at a loose end, my pm box starts pinging on overdrive :shock:
do you think someone's trying to tell me somathing? :shock: redface

holy grail indeed :roll:

25 Apr 2006

not my fault you are too far away for a quick meet, id have to sort a hotel and a weekend to make the most of our time.... ;)

25 Apr 2006

Quote by peenut
But what would be my chances of posting LMU, single guy looking for female for polite conversation, tea and biscuits ?

I can manage that one! biggrin

25 Apr 2006

Quote by sexkittenhfx
on the other hand........i posted in LMU last saturday night as i was at a loose end and didnt get one serious reply! so much for single bi females being the holy grail
so it seems LMU doesnt work for male or female?

Aww bless you know full well if I'd have seen it in time and my personal life was in order I'd have been around the M60 like a shot. smile

However I think I've only posted for a meet in LMU twice once for a meet and the other socially and I had a result for one of them biggrin

But prehaps it was a fluke confused

:? :?

25 Apr 2006

Quote by sheddy
on the other hand........i posted in LMU last saturday night as i was at a loose end and didnt get one serious reply! so much for single bi females being the holy grail
so it seems LMU doesnt work for male or female?

Aww bless you know full well if I'd have seen it in time and my personal life was in order I'd have been around the M60 like a shot. smile

However I think I've only posted for a meet in LMU twice once for a meet and the other socially and I had a result for one of them biggrin

But prehaps it was a fluke confused

:? :?
well sheddy, when you do come will you bring that book sassy mentioned withyou? :P

25 Apr 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Well, if any of those ads were within a 50 mile radius I'd be there.
H.x

Cakey buns at the ready babe :twisted:
rolleyes

No No No
The plural of cakeybun ....................... is cakeybun

25 Apr 2006

I only want one.
H.x

25 Apr 2006

Quote by sexkittenhfx
on the other hand........i posted in LMU last saturday night as i was at a loose end and didnt get one serious reply! so much for single bi females being the holy grail
so it seems LMU doesnt work for male or female?
maybe i should have asked for a shag..... :P

but then you would get total idiots messaging you and wouldn't get anywhere. but if you are at a loose end what can you do! ha!