Size DOES matter!

20 Jul 2008

I need your advice on positions when the guy is, shall we say, extremely large!
I have a friend who has become a new FWB ( friend with benefits ) and when he dropped his pants last week I almost fainted! :shock: First of all I thought :shock: then :scared: but then :twisted: :lickface: was more like it. However, the 'normal' missionary position was very uncomfortable for me and more than a little painful.
Have any of you found a position that's easier for penetration without it hurting? I know me on top is out of the question now ( pity coz I love that one wink

) so any suggestions for alternatives are very VERY welcome!
I'm off to buy some extra large condoms for a start! cool

20 Jul 2008

Could try spoons? you have more control over how much goes into you...
cool

20 Jul 2008

Similarly, scissors takes gravity out of the equation and allows a more controlled degree of penetration.
Demonstrations available. wink

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20 Jul 2008

Tune
You offering demos??? :P

20 Jul 2008

Quote by Sarah
Tune
You offering demos??? :P

<<<<hijack>>>>
Just don't ask me to demonstrate the spaghetti strainer! :shock:
<<<</hijack>>>> sorry!
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20 Jul 2008

Im sorry its Sunday morning I admit I'm not logical until after 3 cups of coffee but please can some one explain spoons & scissors to me? surprised

ops:
I probably know which positions you are talking about if you describe it further :oops:
Just had visions of you using scissors to snip it shorter :scared:
As for spoons wonders will never cease lol

20 Jul 2008

Quote by hisandhers
Im sorry its Sunday morning I admit I'm not logical until after 3 cups of coffee but please can some one explain spoons & scissors to me? ops:
I probably know which positions you are talking about if you describe it further :oops:
Just had visions of you using scissors to snip it shorter :scared:
As for spoons wonders will never cease

I was offering demonstrations - purely in the interest of research you understand! :oops:
Spoons. Woman lies on her side with both legs together but drawn up slightly towards her chest. Man lies behind her - facing towards her and gently penetrates from behind. Imagine two spoons nesting together in your cutlery draw. wink

Scissors. Woman lies on her back. Man lies on his side, beside her, facing towards her. Woman pulls the leg nearest to man up towards her chest to allow him to slide his hips towards her. The man then clasps her other leg between his like a pair of scissors and then gently, slowly penetrates her. This is a lovely position because it allows the woman to be stimulated manually whilst the man penetrates her. There's no straining so it can go on for hours.....
There you are I told you a demonstration would be better. I've probably completely confused the situation now.
rolleyes

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20 Jul 2008

Couldn't you just kneel on the bed, and get me...sorry him, to stand in the hallway? dunno

20 Jul 2008

Quote by Stormwalker
Couldn't you just kneel on the bed, and get me...sorry him, to stand in the hallway?

Can it go 'round corners then?? :shock:
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20 Jul 2008

Quote by hisandhers
Im sorry its Sunday morning I admit I'm not logical until after 3 cups of coffee but please can some one explain spoons & scissors to me? ops:
I probably know which positions you are talking about if you describe it further :oops:
Just had visions of you using scissors to snip it shorter :scared:
As for spoons wonders will never cease

Spoons are for ice cream; scissors should only be used by grown-ups biggrin

20 Jul 2008

Spoons are for ice cream; scissors should only be used by grown-ups

Sharp scissors should only be used by grown ups, those round ended ones are fine for the rest of us.... lol

20 Jul 2008

Spoons

Scissors

Paper! :lol2:

20 Jul 2008

Quote by westerross
Im sorry its Sunday morning I admit I'm not logical until after 3 cups of coffee but please can some one explain spoons & scissors to me? ops:
I probably know which positions you are talking about if you describe it further :oops:
Just had visions of you using scissors to snip it shorter :scared:
As for spoons wonders will never cease

I was offering demonstrations - purely in the interest of research you understand! :oops:
Spoons. Woman lies on her side with both legs together but drawn up slightly towards her chest. Man lies behind her - facing towards her and gently penetrates from behind. Imagine two spoons nesting together in your cutlery draw. wink

Scissors. Woman lies on her back. Man lies on his side, beside her, facing towards her. Woman pulls the leg nearest to man up towards her chest to allow him to slide his hips towards her. The man then clasps her other leg between his like a pair of scissors and then gently, slowly penetrates her. This is a lovely position because it allows the woman to be stimulated manually whilst the man penetrates her. There's no straining so it can go on for hours.....
There you are I told you a demonstration would be better. I've probably completely confused the situation now.
rolleyes

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I get ya now fank u kiss

20 Jul 2008

Quote by winchwench
Spoons
Scissors
Paper! :lol2:

:laughabove: stone :giggle:

20 Jul 2008

It's not a problem I seem to present anyone.
lp

20 Jul 2008

Quote by westerross
Couldn't you just kneel on the bed, and get me...sorry him, to stand in the hallway?

Can it go 'round corners then?? :shock:
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and up the stairs? :shock:
Spoons sounds a good plan :thumbup: I always liked that position :twisted: thanks for the suggestions folks ( and the offers wink

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20 Jul 2008

Sassy
I guess you are just going to have to do a lot of practice till you get it right!!
biggrin

:twisted:

20 Jul 2008

Quote by Sarah
Sassy
I guess you are just going to have to do a lot of practice till you get it right!!
:twisted:

bugger.....do I really have to? ah well, the things a girl has to do! cool

20 Jul 2008

Quote by Sassy-Seren
bugger.....do I really have to?

:shock: :shock: :shock:
Take it from the voice of experience... that is one you defo don't want to do with a larger than average chap!!
:scared:

20 Jul 2008

Quote by noladreams30
bugger.....do I really have to?

:shock: :shock: :shock:
Take it from the voice of experience... that is one you defo don't want to do with a larger than average chap!!
:scared:

Quote by __random_orbit__
It's not a problem I seem to present anyone.
lp

(ahem)
lp

20 Jul 2008

Quote by noladreams30
bugger.....do I really have to?

:shock: :shock: :shock:
Take it from the voice of experience... that is one you defo don't want to do with a larger than average chap!!
:scared:
Yup, there are some benefits to being average... more invites to the tradesman's entrance :shock:

20 Jul 2008

Quote by Peanut
bugger.....do I really have to?

:shock: :shock: :shock:
Take it from the voice of experience... that is one you defo don't want to do with a larger than average chap!!
:scared:
Yup, there are some benefits to being average... more invites to the tradesman's entrance :shock:
I'll steer clear of your tradesman's entrance if you don't mind!! :shock: wink

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20 Jul 2008

Quote by Sassy-Seren
I need your advice on positions when the guy is, shall we say, extremely large!
I have a friend who has become a new FWB ( friend with benefits ) and when he dropped his pants last week I almost fainted! :shock: First of all I thought :shock: then :scared: but then :twisted: :lickface: was more like it. However, the 'normal' missionary position was very uncomfortable for me and more than a little painful.
Have any of you found a position that's easier for penetration without it hurting? I know me on top is out of the question now ( pity coz I love that one ) so any suggestions for alternatives are very VERY welcome!
I'm off to buy some extra large condoms for a start!

i must admit i have been with a few 'big lads' and it is very uncomfy and painful at times, not matter what possision you get into once they start getting excited and banging away lol

its going to hurt, my advice is find someone smaller lol

20 Jul 2008

Haven't tried this one yet... so if I'm walking funny at the BBW meet on Saturday you will know why....... biggrin

Quote by westerross
Im sorry its Sunday morning I admit I'm not logical until after 3 cups of coffee but please can some one explain spoons & scissors to me? ops:
I probably know which positions you are talking about if you describe it further :oops:
Just had visions of you using scissors to snip it shorter :scared:
As for spoons wonders will never cease

I was offering demonstrations - purely in the interest of research you understand! :oops:
Spoons. Woman lies on her side with both legs together but drawn up slightly towards her chest. Man lies behind her - facing towards her and gently penetrates from behind. Imagine two spoons nesting together in your cutlery draw. wink

Scissors. Woman lies on her back. Man lies on his side, beside her, facing towards her. Woman pulls the leg nearest to man up towards her chest to allow him to slide his hips towards her. The man then clasps her other leg between his like a pair of scissors and then gently, slowly penetrates her. This is a lovely position because it allows the woman to be stimulated manually whilst the man penetrates her. There's no straining so it can go on for hours.....
There you are I told you a demonstration would be better. I've probably completely confused the situation now.
rolleyes

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20 Jul 2008

Sassy ........... stop boasting! :rascal:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

20 Jul 2008

sassy,
ive always had the hots for you!
but now its too late, i can only play with what god give me!
(it may be small but its pretty! lol

21 Jul 2008

you promised you wouldn't tell rolleyes

sorry about the bruises n all that but i just couldnt help shouting " YEEEHAAAAA"
:shock: i am sooooo dead bolt

21 Jul 2008

Quote by Pete_sw
you promised you wouldn't tell
sorry about the bruises n all that but i just couldnt help shouting " YEEEHAAAAA"
:shock: i am sooooo dead

You WILL pay for that :dry: