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Naughty me biggrin
Accidentally hit 'off' instead of 'snooze' on my alarm this morning redface
Contemplated for all of three seconds going in to work late, then thought 'bollocks' :D
I don't normally get onto the forums during weekdays, so this is an exciting new event for me smile
So, come on then...................what we gonna talk about? wink
The more bizarre the subject, the better :twisted:
Hi Lissa
I am at home too waiting for a delivery which has to come to my home address.
I brought office work to do, but for some reason have not started it yet!!
lol
Quote by Sarah
Hi Lissa
I am at home too waiting for a delivery which has to come to my home address.
I brought office work to do, but for some reason have not started it yet!!
lol

Work?
At home?
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
Don't do it, Sarah biggrin
Quote by Lissa
Hi Lissa
I am at home too waiting for a delivery which has to come to my home address.
I brought office work to do, but for some reason have not started it yet!!
lol

Work?
At home?
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
Don't do it, Sarah biggrin
she right!!
i dont do work when im at work, so why do it when your not,,,, :lol: :lol:
Skiving also today, il talk about any old cobblers lol
Hi Lissa.... wave I'm supposed to be reading/studying!... :sleeping: :small-print: tooo tired tooooo bored, is it acceptable for a woman to perv?? redface
Quote by jaymar
Hi Lissa.... wave I'm supposed to be reading/studying!... :sleeping: :small-print: tooo tired tooooo bored, is it acceptable for a woman to perv?? redface

I perv all the time biggrin
Why should men get exclusive perving rights wink
Quote by Srne
Skiving also today, il talk about any old cobblers lol

Funny you should say that. We have three cobblers in town, and they are all old!
Is it a dying art? Once they all shuffle of this mortal coil will we be cobbler-less?
Quote by Lissa
Hi Lissa.... wave I'm supposed to be reading/studying!... :sleeping: :small-print: tooo tired tooooo bored, is it acceptable for a woman to perv?? redface

I perv all the time biggrin
Why should men get exclusive perving rights wink
Yay!!!! I agree I just like to pretend I'm an :angel:
rolleyes
i havnt had a good perv in ages,,,,
do u ever find when u do have a perv on here that you sometimes stumble onto things you really didnt want to see? ha
*sorry not hijacking**
Quote by teachme
do u ever find when u do have a perv on here that you sometimes stumble onto things you really didnt want to see?

Yeah it used to be your avatar biggrin but your new one is much better... .
Only joking...
Quote by Lissa
Skiving also today, il talk about any old cobblers lol

Funny you should say that. We have three cobblers in town, and they are all old!
Is it a dying art? Once they all shuffle of this mortal coil will we be cobbler-less?
do cobblers make cobble stones?
Quote by leroy1867
Skiving also today, il talk about any old cobblers lol

Funny you should say that. We have three cobblers in town, and they are all old!
Is it a dying art? Once they all shuffle of this mortal coil will we be cobbler-less?
do cobblers make cobble stones?
Good question!
Do they...............and are they similar to kidney stones?
biggrin :shock: :D
Quote by leroy1867
Skiving also today, il talk about any old cobblers lol

Funny you should say that. We have three cobblers in town, and they are all old!
Is it a dying art? Once they all shuffle of this mortal coil will we be cobbler-less?
do cobblers make cobble stones?
no mince cobblers!! wink
This could be a whole new forum in itself Skive Corner (only open during normal working hours for those members who have better things to do than go to work)!!
so, what excuse did you use Lissa?
whats a mince cobbler?
Quote by Srne
This could be a whole new forum in itself Skive Corner (only open during normal working hours for those members who have better things to do than go to work)!!
so, what excuse did you use Lissa?

Woman troubles!
My boss gets all flustered and embarrassed just at the thought.
Better never tell him that since I've been having the contracetive jab I don't have periods, eh?
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by Lissa
This could be a whole new forum in itself Skive Corner (only open during normal working hours for those members who have better things to do than go to work)!!
so, what excuse did you use Lissa?

Woman troubles!
My boss gets all flustered and embarrassed just at the thought.
Better never tell him that since I've been having the contracetive jab I don't have periods, eh?
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
thats just cruel no woman should be allowed to use that excuse around a man.....its just upsetting and then we can't speak or think properly lol
Quote by leroy1867
This could be a whole new forum in itself Skive Corner (only open during normal working hours for those members who have better things to do than go to work)!!
so, what excuse did you use Lissa?

Woman troubles!
My boss gets all flustered and embarrassed just at the thought.
Better never tell him that since I've been having the contracetive jab I don't have periods, eh?
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
thats just cruel no woman should be allowed to use that excuse around a man.....its just upsetting and then we can't speak or think properly lol
And normally you can??????
Hee hee!
Quote by Lissa
This could be a whole new forum in itself Skive Corner (only open during normal working hours for those members who have better things to do than go to work)!!
so, what excuse did you use Lissa?

Woman troubles!
My boss gets all flustered and embarrassed just at the thought.
Better never tell him that since I've been having the contracetive jab I don't have periods, eh?
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
thats just cruel no woman should be allowed to use that excuse around a man.....its just upsetting and then we can't speak or think properly lol
And normally you can??????
Hee hee!
well.....er......erm......normally............i......er...........think.........er............erm oh bugger
bolt
Great excuse!! and for info purpose leroy a mince cobbler is a dish rather like shephers pie but instead of potatoe on the top it is covered with cheese scones!!
I might just make one for tonight now i have a free day at home. lol cool
Quote by Srne
Great excuse!! and for info purpose leroy a mince cobbler is a dish rather like shephers pie but instead of potatoe on the top it is covered with cheese scones!!
I might just make one for tonight now i have a free day at home. lol cool

ill be there bout 6 wink
I'm working a night shift tonight so it's nice to see you here during day light hours Lissa kiss
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I'm working a night shift tonight so it's nice to see you here during day light hours Lissa kiss

Well, thank you, Sassy biggrin
:kiss: back at ya!
Quote by HornyBear
I'm working a night shift tonight so it's nice to see you here during day light hours Lissa kiss

I am too and agree wiv Sassy....
I have a terrible bout of Man flu..been brewing all week so should I pull a sickie and not go in tonight (busiest night) and have a 3 day weekend or be a ggod lad and go in?...
dunno
As for Lissa's opening Post in this ..can I just sit and talk to you about lethar clad bums on bikes? Yours preferably on mine of course?
to much leather makes your bum sweaty dont it?
Quote by HornyBear
I'm working a night shift tonight so it's nice to see you here during day light hours Lissa kiss

I am too and agree wiv Sassy....
I have a terrible bout of Man flu..been brewing all week so should I pull a sickie and not go in tonight (busiest night) and have a 3 day weekend or be a ggod lad and go in?...
dunno
As for Lissa's opening Post in this ..can I just sit and talk to you about lethar clad bums on bikes? Yours preferably on mine of course?
Man flu?
That's a terrible thing to have. Doctor Lissa prescribes a three day wekend biggrin
Quote by leroy1867
I'm working a night shift tonight so it's nice to see you here during day light hours Lissa kiss

I am too and agree wiv Sassy....
I have a terrible bout of Man flu..been brewing all week so should I pull a sickie and not go in tonight (busiest night) and have a 3 day weekend or be a ggod lad and go in?...
dunno
As for Lissa's opening Post in this ..can I just sit and talk to you about lethar clad bums on bikes? Yours preferably on mine of course?
to much leather makes your bum sweaty dont it?
Not when you only wear a thong under them wink
Quote by Lissa
I'm working a night shift tonight so it's nice to see you here during day light hours Lissa kiss

I am too and agree wiv Sassy....
I have a terrible bout of Man flu..been brewing all week so should I pull a sickie and not go in tonight (busiest night) and have a 3 day weekend or be a ggod lad and go in?...
dunno
As for Lissa's opening Post in this ..can I just sit and talk to you about lethar clad bums on bikes? Yours preferably on mine of course?
to much leather makes your bum sweaty dont it?
Not when you only wear a thong under them wink
now that i would like to see :wink: