SLAG CENTRAL MEMBERSHIP

6 Jan 2007

Quote by Trixie_female
OO can I be an official slag too ? Please ? I would send u a cv, but that’s not the traditional slag way – thought I could just hide under ur desk and suck u off during a meeting. How about it ?
PS. Do u have any plans to prevent Bootleg slagging ???

Well the SLAG Boss has retired for the evening, but as I'm head of marketing and was instructed to recruit as many slags as I could, I'm sure your skills would be welcomed.
We could do with someone to monitor security to prevent bootleg slagging :lol:
pm on its way wink

6 Jan 2007

Thank you, i'm honoured. My mother will be so proud ! :happy:

6 Jan 2007

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
oooooh I'm the 1st male member :shock:
:bounce: can i have a badge thingy? huh? can i? oh go on :bounce:

Read you pms hun (the flashy things not working properly) :thumbup:
not whilst sleeping at the puter desk no redface

6 Jan 2007

Well considering I was one of your first pms, you've had an invite to the private gallery yonks ago, I was one of your first pin ups and I'm not even on the sig pic, I'm heartbroken :cry: I should at least be an honorary member ( with full benefits of course :twisted: )

6 Jan 2007

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Well considering I was one of your first pms, you've had an invite to the private gallery yonks ago, I was one of your first pin ups and I'm not even on the sig pic, I'm heartbroken :cry: I should at least be an honorary member ( with full benefits of course :twisted: )

pm incoming rolleyes

6 Jan 2007

Oii
What about me???
I might be miles away, but I seem to be missing out here!! lol

6 Jan 2007

Quote by Sarah
Oii
What about me???
I might be miles away, but I seem to be missing out here!!

Just pm me you're cv along with pics to prove you're SLAG, then pretty much...
You're in. Don't forget, personal interviews maybe required to verify some members Slag Levels, and constant on going supervision and management is going to be compulsory.
pm box is down below!
xxx
SLAG CENTRAL BOSSMAN

6 Jan 2007

Dear Mr Argt05,
Now, i've noticed your members always seem to be ready to please, they are helpful, always ready to assist newcumers.
So I suggest a slogan is needed after all every successfull business has a slogan, may I suggest..............
SLAGHEAP
SwingingLoving Argt05 Girls Helpful Experienced Always Poised
Mrfc consultant to the Pro's. cool

6 Jan 2007

Ooooooooooo I'm someone's pin-up :shock:

6 Jan 2007

Quote by MrFC
Dear Mr Argt05,
Now, i've noticed your members always seem to be ready to please, they are helpful, always ready to assist newcumers.
So I suggest a slogan is needed after all every successfull business has a slogan, may I suggest..............
SLAGHEAP
SwingingLoving Argt05 Girls Helpful Experienced Always Poised
Mrfc consultant to the Pros.

Dear Mrfc,
you're enthusiasm is pleasing to say the very least, and I applaud the time and effort put into such a well planned and thoughtful slogan.
As you're probably aware i'm a busy BOSSMAN and help like this is greatly received. I will point in the direction of my marketing assistant HLB to get me a final draft etc.
And in recognition of you're loyal service, I award you membership and also the chance to interview potential Slags with me.
A coveted and glorious opportunity I think you'll agree.
Well done and keep up the good work!
ARGT05 BOSSMAN

6 Jan 2007

Quote by Freckledbird
Ooooooooooo I'm someone's pin-up :shock:

Of course you are, now get you're application in pronto! cv and pics please! wink

6 Jan 2007

Dear Mr Argt05
I thank you for you generosity...... the position you have afforded me is truly beyond words I'm tongue tied.
As a hater of cats but a lover of pussy, does this position extend to the stroking of pussy in order to assess the quality and quantity. After all we wouldn't want to be prosecuted under the Inferior pussy hair act" of 2007.

6 Jan 2007

Dear Sir/Madam,
I really feel that a position at Slag Central is without doubt a job for me!
I would appreciate if you would consider me and of course a sexier picture for the works notice board can be submitted upon request.
Kind Regards
Kiss (Miss)

6 Jan 2007

Quote by MrFC
Dear Mr Argt05
I thank you for you generosity...... the position you have afforded me is truly beyond words I'm tongue tied.
As a hater of cats but a lover of pussy, does this position extend to the stroking of pussy in order to assess the quality and quantity. After all we wouldn't want to be prosecuted under the Inferior pussy hair act" of 2007.

Of course my good man, this position extends to trims, waxes and plucking too!
Mrfc Official member of SLAG CENTRAL
Department: Pussy Hair and Research

6 Jan 2007

bein a" man whore" dose that make me 2.I.C ? cool

6 Jan 2007

Quote by Kiss
Dear Sir/Madam,
I really feel that a position at Slag Central is without doubt a job for me!
I would appreciate if you would consider me and of course a sexier picture for the works notice board can be submitted upon request.
Kind Regards
Kiss (Miss)

Dear Miss Kiss,
thankyou for you're application. I have no doubt you'd be an excellent addition to our Establishment, please submit you're most Dirty Slag photo to my pm office, immediately !
ARGT05 BOSSMAN

6 Jan 2007

Quote by sercher01
bein a" man whore" dose that make me 2.I.C ?

I have a special post for you my friend
HEAD OF WE HATE CATS BUT WE DO LIKE PUSSY OPERATIONS
A fitting role for such an enthusiastic Cat Hater/Pussy Lover I think!

6 Jan 2007

"We're the Sweeney and we haven't had our breakfast......so shut it you SLAGGGG!!"

6 Jan 2007

Quote by Argt05
Dear Sir/Madam,
I really feel that a position at Slag Central is without doubt a job for me!
I would appreciate if you would consider me and of course a sexier picture for the works notice board can be submitted upon request.
Kind Regards
Kiss (Miss)

Dear Miss Kiss,
thankyou for you're application. I have no doubt you'd be an excellent addition to our Establishment, please submit you're most Dirty Slag photo to my pm office, immediately !
ARGT05 BOSSMAN
My atavar will have to do.
cool

6 Jan 2007

Quote by Trixie_female
OO can I be an official slag too ? Please ? I would send u a cv, but that’s not the traditional slag way – thought I could just hide under ur desk and suck u off during a meeting. How about it ?
PS. Do u have any plans to prevent Bootleg slagging ???

You're in!!
Bootleg slagging as you refer to it will NOT be tolerated.
Those who ingulge in this practice will be severely dealt with.
We are appointing Official SLAG CENTRAL Community Beat Officers who will report directly to our HQ, with any findings.
Those found to be in copyright breach will be summonsed before a specially selected committee and Told to prove their SLAG Credentials.. Those found guilty may never see light from under the Bed Linen again....
Well done and welcome get you're logo from HLB and get out there and be a SLAG
ARGT05 BOSSMAN

6 Jan 2007

Quote by Kiss
Dear Sir/Madam,
I really feel that a position at Slag Central is without doubt a job for me!
I would appreciate if you would consider me and of course a sexier picture for the works notice board can be submitted upon request.
Kind Regards
Kiss (Miss)

Dear Miss Kiss,
thankyou for you're application. I have no doubt you'd be an excellent addition to our Establishment, please submit you're most Dirty Slag photo to my pm office, immediately !
ARGT05 BOSSMAN
My atavar will have to do.
cool

Well, as you were the first to want the logo, Welcome.
Get you're new logo from HLB and remember You're a real SLAG CENTRAL SLAG now, so act like one!
Argt

6 Jan 2007

Quote by Argt05
We Hate Cats But We do Like Pussy Club Argt

And what is wrong with cats :sparring:

6 Jan 2007

Quote by felixx1416
We Hate Cats But We do Like Pussy Club Argt

And what is wrong with cats :sparring:
Calm down my little feline friend, I`m sure he didnt mean you! Now come here and have that tail stroked....

6 Jan 2007

Quote by Hungrypussy69
We Hate Cats But We do Like Pussy Club Argt

And what is wrong with cats :sparring:
Calm down my little feline friend, I`m sure he didnt mean you! Now come here and have that tail stroked....
On may way :grin:
bolt

6 Jan 2007

I don't think I want to be a SLAG, such a horrid word. wink

I prefer SLUT. Think I'll be a Sensational Lascivious Uber Temptress :twisted:
:thumbup: blast

6 Jan 2007

Quote by tabbi
I don't think I want to be a SLAG, such a horrid word.
I prefer SLUT. Think I'll be a Sensational Lascivious Uber Temptress :twisted:
:thumbup:

It`s because of this thread:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/96591.html
that we picked the horridest word. smile

6 Jan 2007

Quote by Hungrypussy69
I don't think I want to be a SLAG, such a horrid word.
I prefer SLUT. Think I'll be a Sensational Lascivious Uber Temptress :twisted:
:thumbup:

It`s because of this thread:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/96591.html
that we picked the horridest word. smile

Of corse it is... we all wanna be as nasty and downright dirty as can be...
and for the record, anyone who has a name or username that may have some resemblance to Cats, then I and my fellow Cat Haters but Pussy Likers, apologize, it's most definitely not you we don't like! It's them dirty little barstewards that have four legs, and fur and oh god... Steam Room Please
rolleyes

6 Jan 2007

As i was officially the first 'Man Whore' in the group, can i be the official ' Slag Tester' please :rascal:

6 Jan 2007

Quote by Pete_sw
As i was officially the first 'Man Whore' in the group, can i be the official ' Slag Tester' please :rascal:

Pete, Some of my New recruits are going to have to go through rigorous on site training and development, here at SLAG CENTRAL.
I'll be looking for volunteers from my male executive's to assist me in preparing these women, with their new found status. I'm not going to lie, or pretend that this is going to be easy...in fact it might get a little bit dirty!
Do you think you're up for the challenge, possibly of you're lifetime?
Think of the rewards.... the pleasure of seeing these women transformed into blossoming, genuine Slags... ahhh, it makes me shiver just thinking about they're happy little faces looking back at us out of the patrol car!
A job well done, my friend, well done indeed..
You in?

6 Jan 2007

I am a combatant....expert in covert missions.........can find a pussy........er,,,, target from 300 metres, I volunteer my services for slag hunting......... cool