SLAG CENTRAL MEMBERSHIP

6 Jan 2007

Quote by Argt05
As i was officially the first 'Man Whore' in the group, can i be the official ' Slag Tester' please :rascal:

Pete, Some of my New recruits are going to have to go through rigorous on site training and development, here at SLAG CENTRAL.
I'll be looking for volunteers from my male executive's to assist me in preparing these women, with their new found status. I'm not going to lie, or pretend that this is going to be easy...in fact it might get a little bit dirty!
Do you think you're up for the challenge, possibly of you're lifetime?
Think of the rewards.... the pleasure of seeing these women transformed into blossoming, genuine Slags... ahhh, it makes me shiver just thinking about they're happy little faces looking back at us out of the patrol car!
A job well done, my friend, well done indeed..
You in?
Its a tough job sir, but someone has to do it, rely onn me to do my duty :rascal:
course I'm bloody in man :lol2:

6 Jan 2007

Dear Sir,
I am writing to apply for official S.L.A.G status. I realise that the competition is fierce for this coveted title. However, having circumnavigated the block on countless occasions I feel that my experience is second to none. Furthermore, my credentials are further boosted by having won a Silver medal in the London Taekwondo Championships last year. This would enable me to multi task, acting as a personal bodyguard for yourself or any of the other notable dignitries in need of protection at S.L.A.G H.Q.*
In fact, I would advise that a man such as yourself would benefit from his own protection squad. May I suggest "Argt's Angels" as a title? I would of course be prepared to sacrifice my spare time to train the ladies of "Argt's Angels" in the art of undraped combat personally.
Thank you for taking the time to read this letter. I look forward to hearing from you at the earliest opportunity.
Yours sincerely,
Mrs
*code for let me in or I'll drop an axe kick on your head.

6 Jan 2007

Quote by Pete_sw
As i was officially the first 'Man Whore' in the group, can i be the official ' Slag Tester' please :rascal:

Pete, Some of my New recruits are going to have to go through rigorous on site training and development, here at SLAG CENTRAL.
I'll be looking for volunteers from my male executive's to assist me in preparing these women, with their new found status. I'm not going to lie, or pretend that this is going to be easy...in fact it might get a little bit dirty!
Do you think you're up for the challenge, possibly of you're lifetime?
Think of the rewards.... the pleasure of seeing these women transformed into blossoming, genuine Slags... ahhh, it makes me shiver just thinking about they're happy little faces looking back at us out of the patrol car!
A job well done, my friend, well done indeed..
You in?
Its a tough job sir, but someone has to do it, rely onn me to do my duty :rascal:
course I'm bloody in man :lol2:
*news flash*
pete_sw promoted to Training & Development Officer within SLAG CENTRAL
and Mrfc Head of Covert Operations. New title- Inspector Mrfc

6 Jan 2007

See, we posted simultaneousy (?) I deserve to be a S.L.A.G!

6 Jan 2007

Quote by winchwench
See, we posted simultaneousy (?) I deserve to be a S.L.A.G!

simultaneousy is a requirement of the training, it will of course take several attempts to achieve so i think i will have to take your training in hand personally :rascal:

6 Jan 2007

Quote by winchwench
Dear Sir,
I am writing to apply for official S.L.A.G status. I realise that the competition is fierce for this coveted title. However, having circumnavigated the block on countless occasions I feel that my experience is second to none. Furthermore, my credentials are further boosted by having won a Silver medal in the London Taekwondo Championships last year. This would enable me to multi task, acting as a personal bodyguard for yourself or any of the other notable dignitries in need of protection at S.L.A.G H.Q.*
In fact, I would advise that a man such as yourself would benefit from his own protection squad. May I suggest "Argt's Angels" as a title? I would of course be prepared to sacrifice my spare time to train the ladies of "Argt's Angels" in the art of undraped combat personally.
Thank you for taking the time to read this letter. I look forward to hearing from you at the earliest opportunity.
Yours sincerely,
Mrs
*code for let me in or I'll drop an axe kick on your head.

Hmmmm....pondering!!!
Of course an impressive covering letter, and you're comments duly noted! I shall hereby decree upon you, the glorious status or Chief Body Guard of Myself ARGT05 BOSSMAN,
You're first task is to assemble a team of elite Female Slags, not Man Whore's within the organization to not only defend me if the need arose, but to seek out any infedels who may threaten our exsistence!
And one last thing....
I need to see you in my office for a moment please!
Mrfc-- throw me you're hand cuffs FFS! wink

If anyone calls, i'm tied up...
now where were we, oh yeah, that kick thing can you get you're foot higher than you're head?
OH FUCK!!!!!

6 Jan 2007

Quote by Pete_sw
See, we posted simultaneousy (?) I deserve to be a S.L.A.G!

simultaneousy is a requirement of the training, it will of course take several attempts to achieve so i think i will have to take your training in hand personally :rascal:
Train me? Im not an official S.L.A.G yet! rolleyes

It would seem that due to simultaneous postings, master Argt has overlooked my application. :cry:

6 Jan 2007

Quote by winchwench
See, we posted simultaneousy (?) I deserve to be a S.L.A.G!

simultaneousy is a requirement of the training, it will of course take several attempts to achieve so i think i will have to take your training in hand personally :rascal:
Train me? Im not an official S.L.A.G yet! rolleyes

It would seem that due to simultaneous postings, master Argt has overlooked my application. :cry:
Hmmmm.... are you sure you're up for this ARGT05's Angels?

6 Jan 2007

Quote by Argt05
Dear Sir,
I am writing to apply for official S.L.A.G status. I realise that the competition is fierce for this coveted title. However, having circumnavigated the block on countless occasions I feel that my experience is second to none. Furthermore, my credentials are further boosted by having won a Silver medal in the London Taekwondo Championships last year. This would enable me to multi task, acting as a personal bodyguard for yourself or any of the other notable dignitries in need of protection at S.L.A.G H.Q.*
In fact, I would advise that a man such as yourself would benefit from his own protection squad. May I suggest "Argt's Angels" as a title? I would of course be prepared to sacrifice my spare time to train the ladies of "Argt's Angels" in the art of undraped combat personally.
Thank you for taking the time to read this letter. I look forward to hearing from you at the earliest opportunity.
Yours sincerely,
Mrs
*code for let me in or I'll drop an axe kick on your head.

Hmmmm....pondering!!!
Of course an impressive covering letter, and you're comments duly noted! I shall hereby decree upon you, the glorious status or Chief Body Guard of Myself ARGT05 BOSSMAN,
You're first task is to assemble a team of elite Female Slags, not Man Whore's within the organization to not only defend me if the need arose, but to seek out any infedels who may threaten our exsistence!
And one last thing....
I need to see you in my office for a moment please!
Mrfc-- throw me you're hand cuffs FFS! wink

If anyone calls, i'm tied up...
now where were we, oh yeah, that kick thing can you get you're foot higher than you're head?
OH FUCK!!!!!
Er! Excuse me Mr Argt05...........as head of covert ops and Inspecter of slags surely I should have some input in the choosing of your bodyguard...........she may be an infilltrator from the other side.........I demand a test ......er i.........nterview .....

6 Jan 2007

Sorry Charlie,
I mean Argt, I was writing as you posted whilst fending off 17 Ninja's trying to scramble up my drainpipe.
Of course, this would not normally have proved a problem but I was administering a blow job at the time.
Consider me your shadow from this moment forth.

6 Jan 2007

I thought I was official SLAG tester :sparring: duel

6 Jan 2007

Quote by winchwench
Sorry Charlie,
I mean Argt, I was writing as you posted whilst fending off 17 Ninja's trying to scramble up my drainpipe.
Of course, this would not normally have proved a problem but I was administering a blow job at the time.
Consider me your shadow from this moment forth.

See..........Who's Charlie.......... duel

6 Jan 2007

Quote by Pete_sw
I thought I was official SLAG tester :sparring:

Now now boys- don't fight. Theres enough of me to go around!

See..........Who's Charlie.........

Sigh, if you don't know, are you up for the job of head of covert ops?

6 Jan 2007

Quote by winchwench
I thought I was official SLAG tester :sparring:

Now now boys- don't fight. Theres enough of me to go around!

See..........Who's Charlie.........

Sigh, if you don't know, are you up for the job of head of covert ops?
I rest my case rolleyes

6 Jan 2007

Now then only Charlie are is connected to those who can afford it .......or..........from a war long ago..........
COME WOMEN EXPOSE YOUR TRUE CREDENTIALS....... :sparring:

6 Jan 2007

Quote by Argt05
Ooooooooooo I'm someone's pin-up :shock:

Of course you are, now get you're application in pronto! cv and pics please! wink

:shock: I don't think I want to be a slag :shock:

6 Jan 2007

Quote by MrFC
Now then only Charlie are know is connected to those who can afford it .......or..........from a war long ago..........
COME WOMEN EXPOSE YOUR TRUE CREDENTIALS....... :sparring:

If I hadn't had to wipe my "naughty pics" file rather rapidly when my neighbout came round to salvage my P.C, I'd show you credentials alright!
Hmmm, a certain Man Whore is in a position to post one of the surviving pics...... wink

And you're winding me up about Charlie, right? Especially given the recent remake! rolleyes

6 Jan 2007

Boys and girl, breathe in deeply and slowly.
Right!
Winchwench, firstly get you're logo and add you're status as Chief Bodyguard to ARGT05 on it, then assemble my other angels and then let me know who you've chosen!
Mrfc do a full run down on possible angels for me, I think I can trust her! (she hits quite hard when you call her vanilla)
Pete, you're job is to interview the angels, along with mrfc after he's reported back to me with info!
I'll see to winchwench myself
;/
rolleyes

6 Jan 2007

Quote by winchwench
Now then only Charlie are know is connected to those who can afford it .......or..........from a war long ago..........
COME WOMEN EXPOSE YOUR TRUE CREDENTIALS....... :sparring:

If I hadn't had to wipe my "naughty pics" file rather rapidly when my neighbout came round to salvage my P.C, I'd show you credentials alright!
Hmmm, a certain Man Whore is in a position to post one of the surviving pics...... wink

And you're winding me up about Charlie, right? Especially given the recent remake! rolleyes

HAH!!!!!!!! think I'm gonna fall for that............what remake

6 Jan 2007

BOO!
Well I am your shadow.
In edit: :sparring: For coming between me & Bossman!
Bossman, I will be thinking (in bed) of suitable ladies to form your protection squad. I will post the fruits of my labours tomorrow.
>>>>>>sneaks under Bossmans bed to provide 24/7 protection.

6 Jan 2007

Quote by winchwench
Hmmm, a certain Man Whore is in a position to post one of the surviving pics......
:

cost ya

6 Jan 2007

Woohoo! I made it into the club!! biggrin

Not quite sure of my position as yet... something creative perhaps! :rascal:
EDIT: Creativity Department! wink

Can I have a pic please hornylittleblonde? lol

6 Jan 2007

Quote by Dirtygirlie
Woohoo! I made it into the club!!
Not quite sure of my position as yet... something creative perhaps! :rascal:
EDIT: Creativity Department!
Can I have a pic please hornylittleblonde?

knew you would :wink:

7 Jan 2007

Quote by Pete_sw
Woohoo! I made it into the club!!
Not quite sure of my position as yet... something creative perhaps! :rascal:
EDIT: Creativity Department!
Can I have a pic please hornylittleblonde?

knew you would :wink:
Can you blame me for letting her join ???? boink

7 Jan 2007

Dear Bossman,
an update. We have assembled so far a team of four to protect you. We have our logistics operative, Firelizard; Mrs FC, who'se specialty is liasing (undercovers) with the covert ops dept.; SassySeren, a Succubi ( rolleyes

Google it!) And myself, the Martial Artist.
Applications are invited for other specialist roles (to be made up as we see fit- well whos gonna argue?) to my PM box.
I hope that I was not too lumpy under your bed last night, Sir.

7 Jan 2007

Quote by winchwench
Dear Bossman,
an update. We have assembled so far a team of four to protect you. We have our logistics operative, Firelizard; Mrs FC, who'se specialty is liasing (undercovers) with the covert ops dept.; SassySeren, a Succubi ( Google it!) And myself, the Martial Artist.
Applications are invited for other specialist roles (to be made up as we see fit- well whos gonna argue?) to my PM box.
I hope that I was not too lumpy under your bed last night, Sir.

You kiddin? With that body, I couldnt sleep if I tried with that underneath me!!!
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :thumbup:
What Fookin Bed tho... I didn't get to bed and went to work this morning lookin like a right fookin Lump of Poo!!!..... So Many SLAG's to Interview and the process is Killin me. Where The Fook was Pete when I needed him!

:rotflmao:
Ehem.... Carry on My Bad Woman!!!! You're doin a good job, keep it up for me....don't think I got the strength to do it myself tonight!!!!
Report back ASAP.
***NEW SLAG MISSION COMING SOON***

7 Jan 2007

recon your very busy bossman
what with all the work you got on ! wink

8 Jan 2007

Dear Sir,
As of yet I have not been informed of my new role at Slag Central, nor have I been forwarded my job description (including pension plan). I shall be in my office until approximately 5pm today, kindly furnish me with the appropriate details otherwise I shall have no other choice but to seek guidance from my Human Resources representative regarding this matter.
I thank you in anticipation of your co-operation in the matter.
Kind regards,
Kiss (Miss)

8 Jan 2007

Quote by Kiss
Dear Sir,
As of yet I have not been informed of my new role at Slag Central, nor have I been forwarded my job description (including pension plan). I shall be in my office until approximately 5pm today, kindly furnish me with the appropriate details otherwise I shall have no other choice but to seek guidance from my Human Resources representative regarding this matter.
I thank you in anticipation of your co-operation in the matter.
Kind regards,
Kiss (Miss)

Dear Kiss(Miss)
As you may well be aware I have been extremely busy due to the overwhelming number of applicants for positions within my Organization!!
You application has been thoroughly examined, and I am pleased to tell you that you have been given the role of
Regional Liason Officer.
This Role is in addition to you being a Real SLAG CENTRALSlag, and will include Duties such as ensuring All Slags In you're designated Area are Dedicated to the Organization and must conform to the Conditions of Membership at all times. Reporting any discrepencies to either me or my Secretary VARCA.
Other parts of you're role will include on-Job Training, a task which will require you to liase with both Pete_sw and mrFC.
You're Pension Pack will comprise of an apple, a large stick and some sticky back plastic should you actually you reach retirement age.
However, if you do currently have a better pension plan with you're previous employer then I would ask you to transfer this to our S.H.I.T Slags Here In Turmoil Pension System, which will enable us to share in our profits as a whole :bs:
I would like to personally welcome you (soon) and hope you can fulfill you're dream role here to the Best of you're abillity.
wink

8 Jan 2007

I still don't see my pic in the sig yet mad