SLAG CENTRAL MEMBERSHIP

8 Jan 2007

Quote by Sassy-Seren
I still don't see my pic in the sig yet

Please contact Hornylittleblonde for inclusion, there may very well be an issue with the amount of ID Photo's on Logo, So we are looking to have the country Divided into Different branches with different Photo's corresponding to that Area!
Thankyou for you're patience....
smackbottom

8 Jan 2007

Regional Liason Officer?
Hmmmmmm... ok.
Of course I will have to carry out some personal assessments - and I take it by regional you mean the entire United Kingdom? As I really would hate having to move house all the time just so I can see all the ladies. rascal: :lol2:

8 Jan 2007

So whos the training officer then dunno

Im still sitting in the foyer waiting to be given the grand tour of Slag Central. Oh and of course some demonstrations on how to behave while im there. wink

Louise xx
So that means that you have to recruit a welcoming commitee.

8 Jan 2007

Quote by louise_and_joe
So whos the training officer then Im still sitting in the foyer waiting to be given the grand tour of Slag Central. Oh and of course some demonstrations on how to behave while im there.
Louise xx
So that means that you have to recruit a welcoming commitee.

Initial Training will be done by Myself, Sercher,Pete and mrfc
then I will leave you in they're capable hands, But My Office Door will always be open!!!!
I'm a Very Important Man Whore you know!!
I will be issuing all My SLAGS with a mission Statement Soon and Outlining some important Do's and Dont's.
You're Tour will start Shortly.
:wink:

8 Jan 2007

Initial Training will be done by Myself, Sercher,Pete and mrfc
then I will leave you in they're capable hands, But My Office Door will always be open!!!!

Well the initial training sounds good. All of you? i look forward to that. wink

louise xx

8 Jan 2007

Quote by Argt05
I will be issuing all My SLAGS with a mission Statement Soon and Outlining some important Do's and Dont's.
You're Tour will start Shortly.

I'm excited, I'm going on a SLAGS mission :giggle:
Wonder what my tour will be confused

:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:

8 Jan 2007

Quote by Dawnie
Wonder what my tour will be

Your tour?
My hallway, my lounge floor, my stairs, my bathroom then my bedroom. :rascal:
And don't forget to empty the hoover after you're finished! :lol2:

8 Jan 2007

Quote by Kiss
Wonder what my tour will be

Your tour?
My hallway, my lounge floor, my stairs, my bathroom then my bedroom. :rascal:
And don't forget to empty the hoover after you're finished! :lol2:
I thought I was in there for a minute sad

:cry:
I should have known better rolleyes

8 Jan 2007

Quote by Dawnie
Wonder what my tour will be

Your tour?
My hallway, my lounge floor, my stairs, my bathroom then my bedroom. :rascal:
And don't forget to empty the hoover after you're finished! :lol2:
I thought I was in there for a minute sad

:cry:
I should have known better rolleyes

You'll find out on Saturday! :rascal:
You can run but you can't hide! :twisted:

8 Jan 2007

Quote by Kiss
You'll find out on Saturday! :rascal:
You can run but you can't hide! :twisted:

Ian save me from the scary lady :eeek:
But only after we've hugged and kissed rotflmao

8 Jan 2007

Quote by Dawnie

You'll find out on Saturday! :rascal:
You can run but you can't hide! :twisted:

Ian save me from the scary lady :eeek:
But only after we've hugged and kissed

Don't worry Dawn I know you only do kissing and boobies. rolleyes

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

8 Jan 2007

Quote by Kiss

You'll find out on Saturday! :rascal:
You can run but you can't hide! :twisted:

Ian save me from the scary lady :eeek:
But only after we've hugged and kissed

Don't worry Dawn I know you only do kissing and boobies. rolleyes

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Bollox, I just spat everywhere redface

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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8 Jan 2007

Quote by Dawnie

You'll find out on Saturday! :rascal:
You can run but you can't hide! :twisted:

Ian save me from the scary lady :eeek:
But only after we've hugged and kissed

Don't worry Dawn I know you only do kissing and boobies. rolleyes

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Bollox, I just spat everywhere redface

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:giggle:

8 Jan 2007

all good organisations need a doctor for staff welfare and and to do health checks such as oral examinations i am willing to offer my services on a trial basis subject to contract i must ad im am a full time S L A G.

8 Jan 2007

Quote by freimation
all good organisations need a doctor for staff welfare and and to do health checks such as oral examinations i am willing to offer my services on a trial basis subject to contract i must ad im am a full time S L A G.

What type of ORAL Experience do you have, we have quite a few Lippy Folk with us here and Can I have a look at you're credentials..
Don't want to be putting my SLAGS at risk from one of those GP's who Hasn't been kicked off the Medical Board for Fookin they're patients!!!
It's Slags we want here nothing else.
Thankyou cool

8 Jan 2007

erm i'm a qualified masseuse if i can be of assistance to any fellow SLAGs
EArthy xx

8 Jan 2007

erm i'm a qualified masseuse if i can be of assistance to any fellow SLAGs
Of course you Can!!!!!
My orifice Please Earthy>>>>>>>>>>>> wink

8 Jan 2007

Quote by Argt05
erm i'm a qualified masseuse if i can be of assistance to any fellow SLAGs
Of course you Can!!!!!
My orifice Please Earthy>>>>>>>>>>>>

on me way boss :wink:

8 Jan 2007

Quote by Argt05
all good organisations need a doctor for staff welfare and and to do health checks such as oral examinations i am willing to offer my services on a trial basis subject to contract i must ad im am a full time S L A G.

What type of ORAL Experience do you have, we have quite a few Lippy Folk with us here and Can I have a look at you're credentials..
Don't want to be putting my SLAGS at risk from one of those GP's who Hasn't been kicked off the Medical Board for Fookin they're patients!!!
It's Slags we want here nothing else.
Thankyou cool

well i got doctors degre for off the net and my white coat from a charity shop and the only nurses in my surgery are the ones in pvc nures uniforms i allways prescribe a good hard shaging if your not feeling to well from your doctor of course

8 Jan 2007

Quote by freimation
all good organisations need a doctor for staff welfare and and to do health checks such as oral examinations i am willing to offer my services on a trial basis subject to contract i must ad im am a full time S L A G.

What type of ORAL Experience do you have, we have quite a few Lippy Folk with us here and Can I have a look at you're credentials..
Don't want to be putting my SLAGS at risk from one of those GP's who Hasn't been kicked off the Medical Board for Fookin they're patients!!!
It's Slags we want here nothing else.
Thankyou cool

well i got doctors degre for off the net and my white coat from a charity shop and the only nurses in my surgery are the ones in pvc nures uniforms i allways prescribe a good hard shaging if your not feeling to well from your doctor of course
You'll do for me!!
Get yourself the Man Whore Logo and you are now the Official SLAG CENTRAL Doc!!!
You need to find some ehem..Nurses, to assist you in you're duties and I'm sure you'll have a couple of applications. Welcome
Argt05 BOSSMAN 8-)

8 Jan 2007

now im the the offical slag doctor im going to prescribe a good blow job from one of your staff pump some vit c in to umm

8 Jan 2007

Just a thought........ :undecided: ..Would the SLAGGING someone off now be classed as a SLAG Central speciality....... dunno

8 Jan 2007

Quote by earthchild
erm i'm a qualified masseuse if i can be of assistance to any fellow SLAGs
Of course you Can!!!!!
My orifice Please Earthy>>>>>>>>>>>>

on me way boss :wink:
Are we offering any extra's tonight ma dear???? innocent

And being the Boss, they will of course be GRATIS rolleyes

8 Jan 2007

so? who's my first trainee ? lol

8 Jan 2007

Quote by MrFC
Just a thought........ :undecided: ..Would the SLAGGING someone off now be classed as a SLAG Central speciality.......

Yeah It's kinda like when ya Jackin off, but the difference is you use a SLAG instead!!!! So less of this :wanker:
And More of this blast

8 Jan 2007

Quote by sercher01
so? who's my first trainee ?

Louise!!! I'll be with you in a mo! Varca---- Take this down please!!! :moon:

8 Jan 2007

Quote by freimation
now im the the offical slag doctor im going to prescribe a good blow job from one of your staff pump some vit c in to umm

Don't Doctor's have certain powers of the Police????
USE em!!! wink

8 Jan 2007

im guessing your working hard tonight bossman? wink

8 Jan 2007

Quote by Argt05
erm i'm a qualified masseuse if i can be of assistance to any fellow SLAGs
Of course you Can!!!!!
My orifice Please Earthy>>>>>>>>>>>>

on me way boss :wink:
Are we offering any extra's tonight ma dear???? innocent

And being the Boss, they will of course be GRATIS rolleyes

there's always gratis extras for the boss :wink:

8 Jan 2007

Quote by sercher01
im guessing your working hard tonight bossman?

Someone has to do it, talking of which!!!
pm comin at ya!