SLAG CENTRAL MEMBERSHIP

8 Jan 2007

Quote by earthchild
erm i'm a qualified masseuse if i can be of assistance to any fellow SLAGs
Of course you Can!!!!!
My orifice Please Earthy>>>>>>>>>>>>

on me way boss :wink:
Are we offering any extra's tonight ma dear???? innocent

And being the Boss, they will of course be GRATIS rolleyes

there's always gratis extras for the boss :wink:
I knew I could count on you!!! now, let me get up and give you one! :wink:

8 Jan 2007

Quote by varca
so? who's my first trainee ?

Louise!!! I'll be with you in a mo! Varca---- Take this down please!!! :moon:
I'll help with taking down Louise's particulars too, all part of the service :rascal:
That's my girl... smile

I'll be in a meeting soon, so can you clear my apointments for the evening please.
Have some interesting News hopefully can tell All my Slag's Later. STAND BY!!!!
:wink:

8 Jan 2007

Quote by Argt05
all good organisations need a doctor for staff welfare and and to do health checks such as oral examinations i am willing to offer my services on a trial basis subject to contract i must ad im am a full time S L A G.

What type of ORAL Experience do you have, we have quite a few Lippy Folk with us here and Can I have a look at you're credentials..
Don't want to be putting my SLAGS at risk from one of those GP's who Hasn't been kicked off the Medical Board for Fookin they're patients!!!
It's Slags we want here nothing else.
Thankyou cool

well i got doctors degre for off the net and my white coat from a charity shop and the only nurses in my surgery are the ones in pvc nures uniforms i allways prescribe a good hard shaging if your not feeling to well from your doctor of course
You'll do for me!!
Get yourself the Man Whore Logo and you are now the Official SLAG CENTRAL Doc!!!
You need to find some ehem..Nurses, to assist you in you're duties and I'm sure you'll have a couple of applications. Welcome
Argt05 BOSSMAN 8-)
Ok who do I send my application to?

8 Jan 2007

oh! i wonder what it could be ( the news i meen) wink

8 Jan 2007

Your all totally certifiably mad evil

lol hehehehe

8 Jan 2007

we told you that hun :silly: :taz:

8 Jan 2007

right back from the gym all hot and sweaty,
who wants to rub me down :twisted:
Earthy xx

8 Jan 2007

I suppose you have to be female to be in this club of yours ARGT

8 Jan 2007

the bossman is in a " meeting" at the mo m8 wink

8 Jan 2007

Quote by Drewxcore
I suppose you have to be female to be in this club of yours ARGT

Not at all !
If you can consider yourself to be a Male Slag ie: Man Whore then Let me know if you want to join..Fringe Benefits are there to be HAD!!!!
ARGT05 BOSSMAN

8 Jan 2007

Quote by Argt05
I suppose you have to be female to be in this club of yours ARGT

Not at all !
If you can consider yourself to be a Male Slag ie: Man Whore then Let me know if you want to join..Fringe Benefits are there to be HAD!!!!
ARGT05 BOSSMAN
I can pretty much consider myself as a slag, i have been called one on a couple of occasions, so yes Mr Bossman Sir i'd love to join

8 Jan 2007

Quote by lilacgem
all good organisations need a doctor for staff welfare and and to do health checks such as oral examinations i am willing to offer my services on a trial basis subject to contract i must ad im am a full time S L A G.

What type of ORAL Experience do you have, we have quite a few Lippy Folk with us here and Can I have a look at you're credentials..
Don't want to be putting my SLAGS at risk from one of those GP's who Hasn't been kicked off the Medical Board for Fookin they're patients!!!
It's Slags we want here nothing else.
Thankyou cool

well i got doctors degre for off the net and my white coat from a charity shop and the only nurses in my surgery are the ones in pvc nures uniforms i allways prescribe a good hard shaging if your not feeling to well from your doctor of course
You'll do for me!!
Get yourself the Man Whore Logo and you are now the Official SLAG CENTRAL Doc!!!
You need to find some ehem..Nurses, to assist you in you're duties and I'm sure you'll have a couple of applications. Welcome
Argt05 BOSSMAN 8-)
Ok who do I send my application to?

Freimation first, then he needs to send you to me for then Once over, it's an Admin thing you understand, but you better come to me the Day after, as I've a feeling you might be a little tired after attending Surgery!!!! rolleyes

8 Jan 2007

Quote by Drewxcore
I suppose you have to be female to be in this club of yours ARGT

Not at all !
If you can consider yourself to be a Male Slag ie: Man Whore then Let me know if you want to join..Fringe Benefits are there to be HAD!!!!
ARGT05 BOSSMAN
I can pretty much consider myself as a slag, i have been called one on a couple of occasions, so yes Mr Bossman Sir i'd love to join
Then Welcome to SLAG CENTRAL,
Grab a man whore logo and let the mayhem commence.
:P

8 Jan 2007

Quote by Argt05
I suppose you have to be female to be in this club of yours ARGT

Not at all !
If you can consider yourself to be a Male Slag ie: Man Whore then Let me know if you want to join..Fringe Benefits are there to be HAD!!!!
ARGT05 BOSSMAN
I can pretty much consider myself as a slag, i have been called one on a couple of occasions, so yes Mr Bossman Sir i'd love to join
Then Welcome to SLAG CENTRAL,
Grab a man whore logo and let the mayhem commence.
:P
and where do i get one of thoseeeeee

8 Jan 2007

Ok, in reference to your pm suggesting that i use the manwhore logo that sercher has i thought it would be a good(ish) idea to make my own.....so i'm gonna x

8 Jan 2007

there's always one lol

8 Jan 2007

Quote by earthchild
right back from the gym all hot and sweaty,
who wants to rub me down :twisted:
Earthy xx

Am I too late?????
Oiled warmed hands at the READY!!!!! :rascal:

8 Jan 2007

Quote by Argt05
right back from the gym all hot and sweaty,
who wants to rub me down :twisted:
Earthy xx

Am I too late?????
Oiled warmed hands at the READY!!!!! :rascal:
i could do with warming up and a good rub down :twisted:

8 Jan 2007

who's pic is it in the bottomleft, i cant find them x

8 Jan 2007

Quote by Drewxcore
Ok, in reference to your pm suggesting that i use the manwhore logo that sercher has i thought it would be a good(ish) idea to make my own.....so i'm gonna x

erm the idea is, as its a club, we have the same ones rolleyes

8 Jan 2007

Quote by earthchild
Ok, in reference to your pm suggesting that i use the manwhore logo that sercher has i thought it would be a good(ish) idea to make my own.....so i'm gonna x

erm the idea is, as its a club, we have the same ones rolleyes

and you dont have permission to be using others pics yet Drew, do you, if you're needing to ask who they are? dunno

I wouldnt advise going any further with that creative streak if I were you until you have the Ok to do so :thumbup:

8 Jan 2007

Quote by Drewxcore
who's pic is it in the bottomleft, i cant find them x

Logo Condition No: 59867
Use of Company Logo hereby known as er the Logo, Must be Used by all members, under No circumstances must any other Logo be used implied or created.
You May if you wish apply different Photo's in said Logo, but it must be the official logo used.
Failure to comply will result in disciplinary action taken Via MrFC and then My Angels!!!!
You have been warned young man!!!!
Howecer if you got MS Office, use powerpoint it's got it there... wink

8 Jan 2007

There, i used the *official* one all i was going to do was add a lil bit to the middle of the image

8 Jan 2007

Quote by Drewxcore
There, i used the *official* one all i was going to do was add a lil bit to the middle of the image

Good Boy!!! :confused2:

8 Jan 2007

Drew you really do sound like your avatar looks you know :giggle: how'd you do that?!
*trots off, back of hand to forehead*

9 Jan 2007

Quote by Darkfire
Drew you really do sound like your avatar looks you know :giggle: how'd you do that?!
*trots off, back of hand to forehead*

Yes I thought that too smile

9 Jan 2007

Quote by Argt05
who's pic is it in the bottomleft, i cant find them x

Logo Condition No: 59867
Use of Company Logo hereby known as er the Logo, Must be Used by all members, under No circumstances must any other Logo be used implied or created.
You May if you wish apply different Photo's in said Logo, but it must be the official logo used.
Failure to comply will result in disciplinary action taken Via MrFC and then My Angels!!!!
You have been warned young man!!!!
Howecer if you got MS Office, use powerpoint it's got it there... wink

Always on standby to attend your every need sir! :bounce:

9 Jan 2007

Quote by Drewxcore
who's pic is it in the bottomleft, i cant find them x

Hello...........thats meeeeeee
Louise xx

9 Jan 2007

Quote by winchwench
who's pic is it in the bottomleft, i cant find them x

Logo Condition No: 59867
Use of Company Logo hereby known as er the Logo, Must be Used by all members, under No circumstances must any other Logo be used implied or created.
You May if you wish apply different Photo's in said Logo, but it must be the official logo used.
Failure to comply will result in disciplinary action taken Via MrFC and then My Angels!!!!
You have been warned young man!!!!
Howecer if you got MS Office, use powerpoint it's got it there... wink

Always on standby to attend your every need sir! :bounce:
That's my girl... keep this up an you'll end up goin All The Way with me!! cool

9 Jan 2007

So it sounds like the job of the girls is to attend to the boss's every need.....what do us men have to do?