Orgasminator
how about a slave auction prooceeds to charity les up first
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Sex God
Slave auction :shock: - now there's a good lidea! I bet there's a few on here that would fetch a decent price :twisted:
I don't know Les, so I don't know where to start the bidding
I don't know Les, so I don't know where to start the bidding
Sex God
I would be quite happy to offer myself as a personal slave for anybody who bids. 
I'm not quite sure how this will all work though. I suppose you could do it through e-bay!!!! (Remembering that he once saw a Grandma up for sale once)
How long would the winners get to keep the slave for? Day, weekend a week. Hell if they pay enough why not a couple of months. Although I don't think work would like that.
:doh: Sorry I can't come to work today. I have to serve drinks and donuts to my owner whilst naked
I certainly hope this goes ahead.
I'm not quite sure how this will all work though. I suppose you could do it through e-bay!!!! (Remembering that he once saw a Grandma up for sale once)
How long would the winners get to keep the slave for? Day, weekend a week. Hell if they pay enough why not a couple of months. Although I don't think work would like that.
:doh: Sorry I can't come to work today. I have to serve drinks and donuts to my owner whilst naked
I certainly hope this goes ahead.
Orgasminator
ok its up to you lot how long you keep the slave and what you want them for long as you feedit lol les will do most things you require :twisted: :P 
Sex God
:twisted: :twisted: I quite like this idea. So I could get to be somebody's personal sex slave for a day or two!?!?! :twisted:
Well, I guess I'm up for it (if anyone's interested that is
). Who decides on the charity - slave or master, or 50:50?
Let me know how this goes.
Will
Well, I guess I'm up for it (if anyone's interested that is
). Who decides on the charity - slave or master, or 50:50?Let me know how this goes.
Will
Orgasminator
hi we rkon mark should be auctioneer he can choose charity :lol: Orgasminator
ok come on bid for les he does everything
Sex God
OK, let's start the bidding.... item 1 (is that what they say?) is Les - he does everything... if I offer the best price for Les, do I get to use my strap-on :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Orgasminator
depends wat strap on is for lol
Didn't know that a strap on is multi-functional - seems to be a good case of form following function!!!
Sex God
Possible uses for a strap-on:
Something with which to stir your tea
A stick for the dog to fetch
A spare leg for a very short table
A camera monopod
A hammer
A bookmark
Balance it carefully on its end, and use it to detect earthquakes
Oh, I suppose you could use it for sex as well...
Something with which to stir your tea
A stick for the dog to fetch
A spare leg for a very short table
A camera monopod
A hammer
A bookmark
Balance it carefully on its end, and use it to detect earthquakes
Oh, I suppose you could use it for sex as well...
Sex God
If you have two you can use them as chop-sticks. Maybe someone said that already, but it just came naturally to me :twisted:
Sex God
Are they used in the sex olympics?
They could use them for javelin, maybe even pole vault if there long enough.
Obviously fencing would be in there too. Or would that be considered a cock fight?
They could use them for javelin, maybe even pole vault if there long enough.
Obviously fencing would be in there too. Or would that be considered a cock fight?
Orgasminator
ok its used for door stops anyway back to the matter in hand kitkat should be auctioneers
Sex God
kitkat should be auctioneers
Mmmmm. Good idea!!
Will
Sex God
Quote by KitKator sometimes a not so short table.
A spare leg for a very short table
So... if I see Kit approaching with a strap-on, I should run as fast as I can.
Sexlightened
Ill happily put myself forward as a slave Im loyal and eager to please especially if its for a good cause Anyone gonna bid a quid?
Sex God
Go on then, I bid a quid for BigD's ass :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Orgasminator
Something with which to stir your tea Makes the tea taste funny
A stick for the dog to fetch Dog could end up with a black eye if the straps get caught on any branches
A spare leg for a very short table How about a spare leg for a tall Ant
A camera monopod Or a distance finder when taking pic's of partner naked
A hammer To use on rubber nails.
A bookmark So you can find the place in that encyclopaedia
Balance it carefully on its end, and use it to detect earthquakes Or place it in the centre of the table as a taking point, with a candle on top.
Oh, I suppose you could use it for sex as well What's sex?
A stick for the dog to fetch Dog could end up with a black eye if the straps get caught on any branches
A spare leg for a very short table How about a spare leg for a tall Ant
A camera monopod Or a distance finder when taking pic's of partner naked
A hammer To use on rubber nails.
A bookmark So you can find the place in that encyclopaedia
Balance it carefully on its end, and use it to detect earthquakes Or place it in the centre of the table as a taking point, with a candle on top.
Oh, I suppose you could use it for sex as well What's sex?
Orgasminator
Quote by Taff666
:twisted:
I use mine to strap on things to the roof of the car. So watch out girls hehehehehe
:taz:
An I bet you say that the thing sticking up is so you can pick up Locale TV?
Orgasminator
Quote by BigDaz24
Ill happily put myself forward as a slave Im loyal and eager to please especially if its for a good cause Anyone gonna bid a quid?
Go on then
Orgasminator
Quote by BigDaz24
Ill happily put myself forward as a slave Im loyal and eager to please especially if its for a good cause Anyone gonna bid a quid?
BTW I forgot to say I wanted a slave to clean out the Elephant pens and clean the glass on the inside of the Shark tanks.
If the slave is good he can take some Elephant poo for his roses
Might catch on, would save you a fortune in Morrisons 