Found this on another forum I use......a guy talks in his sleep on a regular basis....completely mad ramblings, and his wife shares them in blog form!!
Lord knows what the guy must be dreaming about!!
some examples of his nocturnal musings.....
"Dogs' scrotums. They stretch."
"Pork chops are most satisfying. Mmmmmmm. Dangle them from the ceiling."
"Shhhhhhhhh. shhhhhhhhh. I'm telling you: your voice, my ears. A bad combination."
"You're pretty. pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty.... Now fuck off and be pretty somewhere else. I'm bored."
"I'm stuck. I'm stuck. Your pubes! You got to shave."
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Sleep Talking Man
Sex God
omg thats just too funny i just giggled so much my make-up has run :giggle:
Sex God
One night this week our eldest son called out in the middle of the night. s I got up to see what was the matter, Teresa said, whats up, J called out I said. He is probably having trouble filling out his diary. Confused, What diary I asked? His weight Watchers diary she replied and then continued to start snooring again... 
Sex God
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Dek and my son both sleep talk - they have sleep conversations with each other from different rooms - That can be quite funny to listen to
Dek and my son both sleep talk - they have sleep conversations with each other from different rooms - That can be quite funny to listen to
Sex God
oor lass talks in her sleep i just leave her as i cant get a fookin word in anyway 
Warming the Bed
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