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Sleepwalkers my arse…
Sex God
Sure is not just the late night party folk (after a munch) changing rooms?? 
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Sex God
Last time I stayed at a travelodge with my gymnastics team, we were out celebrating and had come in pretty late and slightly worse for wear!
We started chatting to the receptionist guy, who kept us talking for aaaaages.
It wasn't till we were about to walk away, that I realised my boob had popped out of my top and had been like that for the entire conversation.
And here was me thinking he was really interested all the details about our gymnastics competition!
Didn't make it up the stairs because i'd collapsed in a heap laughing!!
M x
We started chatting to the receptionist guy, who kept us talking for aaaaages.
It wasn't till we were about to walk away, that I realised my boob had popped out of my top and had been like that for the entire conversation.
And here was me thinking he was really interested all the details about our gymnastics competition!
Didn't make it up the stairs because i'd collapsed in a heap laughing!!
M x
I still think cheese is the key to all this.
(Just imagine that, a key made of cheese!)
If you eat cheese in a Travelodge it makes you go into a trance, you then strip off and walk out of your room and wander about butt naked.
I'll be the guy n the foyer offering generous chunks of Red Leicester to any attractive women I happen to come across! :grin:
(Just imagine that, a key made of cheese!)
If you eat cheese in a Travelodge it makes you go into a trance, you then strip off and walk out of your room and wander about butt naked.
I'll be the guy n the foyer offering generous chunks of Red Leicester to any attractive women I happen to come across! :grin:
Quote by de_sade
I still think cheese is the key to all this.
(Just imagine that, a key made of cheese!)
If you eat cheese in a Travelodge it makes you go into a trance, you then strip off and walk out of your room and wander about butt naked.
I'll be the guy n the foyer offering generous chunks of Red Leicester to any attractive women I happen to come across! :grin:
Not choosy then?
That'll be the cheese talking
BTW, what makes you think attractive women are going to go for some second rate regional cheddar when there are so many other more desirable cheeses. France has over 380 varieties alone.
Wonder if they have the same problem in the Campanile and Formula 1 hotels on the Continent...
Those women, I guess it could be said I'd be seeing them through my cheese googles!
But De Sade Red Leicester is no "second rate regional cheddar"!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Just look at the facts: it's totally brilliant, it's red, it comes from Leicester and it makes great cheese on toast.
