Slogans on t-shirts

6 Jun 2004

I expect everyone here has noticed that slogans on t-shirts are becoming more (sexually) blatant and outrageous, especially the "Fcuk" range. The other day I saw a girl of about 11 or 12 wearing an "I fcuk like a bunny" t-shirt (shudder!). Has anyone here any "interesting" experiences of approaching anyone wearing one of these slogans (over 18s please!). Or has anyone here worn one?
Mike.

6 Jun 2004

A couple of years ago my then boyfriend told me after Christmas that he'd been trying to buy me a t shirt that he'd seen on someone else. I would have rotflmao

if he managed to find one, it apparently said
F it
C hick
U nbelievable
K nockers

6 Jun 2004

I'll start looking for one for you now, Angel :P
Mike.

6 Jun 2004

lol thanks Mike

6 Jun 2004

I met the head of IBM UK once at a "do" whole wearing a t-shirt with a girls face in close up with a ball-gag in her mouth and drool running down the side of her mouth...
... He looked well impressed... lol

6 Jun 2004

lmao at billy! :laughabove:

6 Jun 2004

Quote by Marya
Why are the "Sexy babe/ Hot chick" type T-shirts always worn by fat mingers?
Just an observation.
Mxx
Is there SwingingHeaven merchandise available? Maybe the wee yellow Avatar on the swing would be cool on a tight T-shirt?

OK OK - I'll remove my Hot Chick T shirt then! :cry:

11 Jun 2004

I've seen T-shirts on the tinternet, with Yoda from Star Wars on them, pointing down, saying "suck it, you will".
Need to buy one... biggrin

11 Jun 2004

Geek slogan on a T-shirt:
There are 10 kinds of people in this world.
Those that know binary and those that don't.
lol

Well, I thought it was funny...

12 Jun 2004

Bikers' slogans:
"Just because I shagged you doesn't mean I want to ride with you."
And my all time favourite...

biggrin

12 Jun 2004

At the test match today was a few lads wearing "I am gay" on the front and "I'm getting bummed in the morning". Is it gay awareness week or something?
Genuine question before people start trying to abuse me for being anti-gay or something stupid like that.
Dave_Notts

12 Jun 2004

i spotted one in a shop last week it said
jesus is comming
quick look busy
made me laugh anyway

12 Jun 2004

Quote by flapjackboy
There are 10 kinds of people in this world.
Those that know binary and those that don't.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
That's tickled me too :lol2:

12 Jun 2004

I couldn't possibly let this thread go by without reminding everyone of Sappho's t-shirt at the Midlands Munch :
"Dip me in chocolate and feed me to lesbians"
I once saw a girl with the following slogan on her t-shirt:
"This t-shirt would look great on your bedroom floor"

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Well, it made me laugh anyway. I've not seen one in the shops or I would buy one for Her Divine Decadence herself.
Is it just my imagination, or am I now mentioning Sappho in every single post I make? rolleyes

12 Jun 2004

Quote by willxx69
Is it just my imagination, or am I now mentioning Sappho in every single post I make?

Yep, I think you've just about wangled the gorgeous Sappho into almost every paragraph of every post :roll: lol

Give her a big kiss

from me Hi Sappho wave

T-Shirt I saw years ago, found it quite funny......
Have a Break
Have a Kwik-Krap!
:lol:

12 Jun 2004

I saw one a while back on a bloke that had a big arrow pointing down to the crotch, and the writing above it said "I'm with stupid."
CM

12 Jun 2004

i used to have one with 'Big Chopper' on the front, with a picture of a helicopter beneath. Unfortunatly after a thorough investigation by the Trading Standards office i had to remove it . smackbottom

12 Jun 2004

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

12 Jun 2004

Will wrote:

I couldn't possibly let this thread go by without reminding everyone of Sappho's t-shirt at the Midlands Munch : "Dip me in chocolate and feed me to the lesbians"

I think Stuart had the same slogan on his shirt at the NW munch. I'm looking forward to slogan-spotting at the motel party!
Nobody in this thread has yet told of any instance of going up to someone who was wearing one of these provocative slogans, and what happened. Perhaps we're all too shy - I know I am.. sad

Mike.

14 Jun 2004

I saw one yesterday that said "So many men ... so little time". Of course, it's only now that I think of whispering to her "we'll be on this train for at least another five minutes".
Sappho's shirt was the one that made me change my name to Lesbians for a night. Didn't work, dammit sad