smelly armpits ugh

27 Jul 2006

im going out tonight with a few friends off this site and things are moving along quite niceley Rose is getting ready , trying on all her wardrobe and asking me if she looks ok, she looks great in everything :P so its time for me to get my act together and get dressed, spent too much time lying on the bed talking to you lot as it is, a nice cool bath followed by the assaulton the aftershave then into deoderant city, third draw from the right in the big chest of draws we have in the bedroom, first the trusty spray , i grab a can of lynx, dont laugh, empty another slazenger spray can empty, then a third all fucking empty, a roll on hidden in the back must have beena xmas gift because i dont like roll ons and ....... no roll on, its all dreied up ffs , so i venture into the main bathroom to steal of the lads, aha a can of lynx africa, sitting next to the adidas for men spray, and whats more it works , my left arm pit has never smelled fresher, oh joy and happiness, then it runs out , needless to say im going out tonight smelling of on my left Lynx africa and on my right addidas for men, you couldnt make it up could you!!!

27 Jul 2006

Quote by wild rose and the stag
im going out tonight with a few friends off this site and things are moving along quite niceley Rose is getting ready , trying on all her wardrobe and asking me if she looks ok, she looks great in everything :P so its time for me to get my act together and get dressed, spent too much time lying on the bed talking to you lot as it is, a nice cool bath followed by the assaulton the aftershave then into deoderant city, third draw from the right in the big chest of draws we have in the bedroom, first the trusty spray , i grab a can of lynx, dont laugh, empty another slazenger spray can empty, then a third all fucking empty, a roll on hidden in the back must have beena xmas gift because i dont like roll ons and ....... no roll on, its all dreied up ffs , so i venture into the main bathroom to steal of the lads, aha a can of lynx africa, sitting next to the adidas for men spray, and whats more it works , my left arm pit has never smelled fresher, oh joy and happiness, then it runs out , needless to say im going out tonight smelling of on my left Lynx africa and on my right addidas for men, you couldnt make it up could you!!!

Why don't you ask Rose if you can borrow her's ? lol

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27 Jul 2006

don't you just hate that!
Oddly, only one of my armpits ever smells on a regular right one dunno

Stormwalker

27 Jul 2006

Empty cans to the bin, new ones on shopping list
lol

27 Jul 2006

PMSL
It could only happen to you lol

Have a good night tonight :thumbup:

27 Jul 2006

Sweet smell of (pulling) success?....
"Old English folk tales passed down over many generations tell young men how to seduce a young woman with his own sweat. The "secret" was to place a clean linen handkerchief under his clean arm pit while he danced and twirled the young lady making her dizzy. After the dance, as she recovered, he was to "fan her" and "dab her perspiring forehead" with his pheromone saturated handkerchief. The results reportedly were guaranteed to be "rewarding"."
"According to Chicago neurologist Alan Hirsch Ph.D., men's cologne usually causes a decrease in women's vaginal blood flow unless it is a natural fresh scent. What makes a man appealing to most women are light sprays and deodorants on him, such as ocean breeze, kiwi, or a combination of baby powder and chocolate. The smell of his own clean skin with a little fresh sweat, combined with fresh fruity scents is the strongest attractant for a female. Probably this is what her old brain limbic system can relate to as being a pleasurable experience more so than modern chemical odors.
Here is what Hirsch found out about what turns men on: He discovered that men's penile blood flow increased up to 40% from the smell of cinnamon buns, roast meat, cheese pizza, chocolate, vanilla or peppermint."
Get rubbing that pizza on girls! cool

27 Jul 2006

silly arse, that'll teach ya to put the empties in the bin!
Have fun tonight :mrgreen:
newt xx

27 Jul 2006

and yes... have a great night out! cool

27 Jul 2006

Quote by Dollyminx
Sweet smell of (pulling) success?....
"According to Chicago neurologist Alan Hirsch Ph.D., men's cologne usually causes a decrease in women's vaginal blood flow unless it is a natural fresh scent. What makes a man appealing to most women are light sprays and deodorants on him, such as ocean breeze, kiwi, or a combination of baby powder and chocolate. The smell of his own clean skin with a little fresh sweat, combined with fresh fruity scents is the strongest attractant for a female.

Actually I'll go with that. Not that I understand what turns women on, but assailed, (as I frequently am), by the most appalling BO in supermarkets and shops, I'm prepared to say that a bit fresh sweat, (even your glow darling), is actually OK. It's yesterdays that's the problem! mad

27 Jul 2006

Well i shall put my two pennoth in ...hi bye the way been away for a while but back dipping toes in water!
i ADORE the scent of my hubby's underarms, but i hardly ever get to smell it as hes hygiene mad and so am but the odd time when he's just in from a shift mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm turns me bonkers!!
as for the others it just doesn't have the same effect in fact i want to go and hand em some arrid xx dry! lol
nice to be back love peppsxxxxxx wink