S.M.I.T.E. …… recruiting now

18 Oct 2007

(inspired by another thread, thanks FB wink

)
SMITE is now recruiting for new members. :small-print:
A branch organisation of MI4¾ SMITE is looking for intelligent, devious and sneaky types :rascal: to join our growing team of agents around the world. :borg:
Your mission will be to corrupt utterly the rank and file of SH and indoctrinate them with the wonders of Marmite! worship

Join SMITE in our glorious fight and help us to rid our world of the uninitiated ‘Marmite Haters’ help us rescue these poor lost souls from eternal damnation and bring them into the light. :jagsatwork: 69position

We shall go on to the end, we shall SMITE in the forums,
we shall SMITE on the seas and oceans,
we shall SMITE with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Marmite, whatever the cost may be,
we shall SMITE on the beaches,
we shall SMITE on the landing grounds,
we shall SMITE in the chatrooms
we shall SMITE in the fields and in the streets,
we shall SMITE in the hills;
we shall never surrender. duel

Sign up now and become a member of the elite Marmite Indoctrination & Training Executive

18 Oct 2007

:borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg:
WE must assimulate everyone before this takes hold we must erradicate all marmite eaters
:borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg:

18 Oct 2007

You'll never get me
Louise xx

18 Oct 2007

Quote by louise_and_joe
You'll never get me

Louise xx

oh yeah?
lp

18 Oct 2007

we usually have bacon butties at silly o'clock in the morning when we have 'company' do you think they'd notice if i added marmite instead of sauce? rolleyes

18 Oct 2007

Quote by willing2try_4
we usually have bacon butties at silly o'clock in the morning when we have 'company' do you think they'd notice if i added marmite instead of sauce?

Petal, thats evil smackbottom

Not having bacon butties with you now, Im worried what you might put in it :scared:
I HATE marmite!!!!

18 Oct 2007

Four important points.
1) What kind of a coward are you to come out of the woodwork just when you know that one of the leaders of the opposition is going to be away? :dry: duel

2) We have the upper hand. The flaw in your plan is that a marmite eating secret agent can be smelt from 3 1/2 miles away. rolleyes

3) Google the words "ban" and "marmite"...go on, dare ya :twisted: :smug:
4) Why does your sig appear to say "SHITE- for the love of marmite?"
Freudian slip my dear? rotflmao

18 Oct 2007

Quote by winchwench
Four important points.
1) What kind of a coward are you to come out of the woodwork just when you know that one of the leaders of the opposition is going to be away? :dry:
2) We have the upper hand. The flaw in your plan is that a marmite eating secret agent can be smelt from 3 1/2 miles away.
3) Google the words "ban" and "marmite"...go on, dare ya :twisted: :smug:
4) Why does your sig appear to say "SHITE- for the love of marmite?"
Freudian slip my dear?

Only one proplem my dear sexy pirate i hate marmite but how(we realy need a spell checker redface

) can i join M.A.M i'm nether a mother or female :cry:

18 Oct 2007

Quote by felixx1416
Four important points.
1) What kind of a coward are you to come out of the woodwork just when you know that one of the leaders of the opposition is going to be away? :dry:
2) We have the upper hand. The flaw in your plan is that a marmite eating secret agent can be smelt from 3 1/2 miles away.
3) Google the words "ban" and "marmite"...go on, dare ya :twisted: :smug:
4) Why does your sig appear to say "SHITE- for the love of marmite?"
Freudian slip my dear?

Only one proplem my dear sexy pirate i hate marmite but have can i join M.A.M i'm nether a mother or female :cry:
Sexist And Marmitist, what on earth is this site coming to?? evil

18 Oct 2007

Quote by felixx1416
Four important points.
1) What kind of a coward are you to come out of the woodwork just when you know that one of the leaders of the opposition is going to be away? :dry:
2) We have the upper hand. The flaw in your plan is that a marmite eating secret agent can be smelt from 3 1/2 miles away.
3) Google the words "ban" and "marmite"...go on, dare ya :twisted: :smug:
4) Why does your sig appear to say "SHITE- for the love of marmite?"
Freudian slip my dear?

Only one proplem my dear sexy pirate i hate marmite but have can i join M.A.M i'm nether a mother or female :cry:
Felix......our is an inclusive band- the name is merely a cunning disguise. Of course you can join- The Angels needed Charlie didn't they?
And did I mention the Marmite haters plan to withdraw snogging privileges to marmite eaters dunno

Hmm, all those lovely nice non-marmitey tongues to play tonsil tennis with. passionkiss

....I'm getting quite horny at the thought of it........
flipa

to Pete!

18 Oct 2007

Quote by winchwench
Four important points.
1) What kind of a coward are you to come out of the woodwork just when you know that one of the leaders of the opposition is going to be away? :dry:
2) We have the upper hand. The flaw in your plan is that a marmite eating secret agent can be smelt from 3 1/2 miles away.
3) Google the words "ban" and "marmite"...go on, dare ya :twisted: :smug:
4) Why does your sig appear to say "SHITE- for the love of marmite?"
Freudian slip my dear?

Only one proplem my dear sexy pirate i hate marmite but have can i join M.A.M i'm nether a mother or female :cry:
Felix......our is an inclusive band- the name is merely a cunning disguise. Of course you can join- The Angels needed Charlie didn't they?
And did I mention the Marmite haters plan to withdraw snogging privileges to marmite eaters dunno

Hmm, all those lovely nice non-marmitey tongues to play tonsil tennis with. passionkiss

....I'm getting quite horny at the thought of it........
flipa

to Pete!
Oooo can i be bosely then please.... now tonsil tennis can you show me how to play that :rascal:

18 Oct 2007

Willing2try wrote:

Sexist And Marmitist, what on earth is this site coming to?? icon_

It's senses rolleyes

Felixx wrote:

now tonsil tennis can you show me how to play that

Honey, I invented the game :rascal:

18 Oct 2007

Right I'm here duel

Had to fight the signature police first stupid thing but here now

18 Oct 2007

Quote by varca
And if you dont want to eat it, you can always be creative with it :lol2:

Brilliant varca had a bit of fun with that 1 i know im sad but ....................
We both love marmite .......where do we sign up ?????

18 Oct 2007

id be honoured to be part of the s.m.i.t.e group please, marmite is lush !!!!!!!!!! xx

18 Oct 2007

Delete! Delete! Delete!

18 Oct 2007

oh what a nasty nightmarish sight
An oozing schmoozing jar of Marmite
Black as all that is bad
The worst spreadable the world has had.
A name that can bring grown men to tears
When to their lovers lips its adhered
The taste is vile, its worse than spunk
This odious, disgusting, foul, dark gunk.
We need to stop the youth of today
Ending up as Marmites prey
They know not what mistake they make
When that first bite they take.
It snags them tight and reels them in
More dangerous than h£r@in
We must halt this folly, stop this rot.
Before the spread has got the lot.
We should rebel, uprise, and fast
And consign this devilish spread to the past.
Stand shoulder to shoulder with us and fight
Against the scourge called .....MARMITE!!!!
PEOPLE AGAINST MARMITE.
THE SMARMY ARMY UNITE
FIGHT THE CAUSE.
SMITE the S.M.I.T.E!!!!
*runs out now that the propaganda has infiltrated into the marmite lovers thread - muahahahahahahaha!!, twirls moustache in a villainous way**

18 Oct 2007

See how insidious the Marmite haters become resorting to the hijacking and piracy of an otherwise worthy post full of hoonour and decency you members of M.A.M and D.A.M hold your heads in shame.
Consider yourselves pariah's of society, the seedy underbelly of taste. There is no greater honour than that of S.M.I.T.E. Long live the sacred spread all hail Marmite!!

18 Oct 2007

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: bad Varca.....not nice at all!! lol

18 Oct 2007

mmmmmmm varca i could bathe in that!
Then Shaz can lick it all of.. she loves marmite to :twisted:
Tony wink

18 Oct 2007

OMG
.........

18 Oct 2007

MARMITE........evil thrush giving stuff............BOVRIL 4 me...........

18 Oct 2007

NEWS FLASH :shock:
Our agents in the field have made some startling discoveries, the princess of darkness is on the run :bounce:
She has reverted to the most foul methods of recruitment and here’s the proof:

Quote by winchwench
i love it !!!!!!!!!!!! one of the best things ever

Feck off out of my thread then! :spar:
Lets put it another way, I'm all for second chances.
Take a look at the "smite" thread, and the freedom against Marmite thread. Take a long hard look at the profiles of both the thread starters. Think carefully, and decide "Whose arse would I most like to grope?"
:thumbup:
>>>>>>Bitterly regrets checking neither the sex or sexuality of the person she's so blatantly trying to bribe :shock:
BLATANT use of sexual ‘marta hari’ tactics. Intimidation, personal abuse AND the promise of sexual favours …………………. Despicable rolleyes

We the oppressed SMITE freedom fighters would never stoop so low, here’s what some of her own closest supporters had to say about her and her vicious campaign to corup our glorious people:

Quote by Freckledbird
You're mad, aren't you? Quite mad! :shock:

Quote by Cherrytree
omg you have just made tears come out of my eyes and chardonnay come out of my mouth.

Quote by Freckledbird
:undecided: you'll need more than a tic-tac!

This from a SMITE supporter, showing what a caring bunch we are and that we have the peoples best at heart …

Quote by splendid_
although your insanity is clearly a reason to want to stay close and help you winchy...
I am against your mission.
>splendid scrapes her knife around her near empty 500g jar<
feck the tic tac... love me love marmite.

And this from a typical ‘MARMITE HATER’ ………………

Quote by Bonedigger
yay another recruit....right on Sister Blonde!!!!
Splendid....I am shocked that a flower as delicate as you should plumb the depths of depravity and even go so far as to SCRAPE the dregs for a jar of marmite.
U need help my love.......real help for theis evil addiction that has u in its grip.

And there are we thinking this site was all about plumbing the depths :roll:
Do you see the underlying tread of controlism here folks?

Quote by winchwench
Only when the addicts become visible to us, can we help them.
You have all done so well to admit your problem- we can help you overcome this blight on your lives.
Well done people, stay strong :therethere:

Quote by westerross
Aaah now a bit of stroking and gentle persuasion. I could be turned fer a bit o' that..... :undecided:

There’s always one :roll:
Well done tune, another expose into the depths these people are prepared to go to just to gain popular support from the weaker among us.

Quote by Freckledbird
I'm with the Marmite haters.

This latest statement was taken from the psudo scientific journal “No Shit Sherlock 2007” which centres its articles on statements of the obvious :roll:

Quote by varca
Intrepid Undercover Agents from S.M.I.T.E have been working tirelessly in the last few hours to track down the so called *Chelsea* in this story. Our sources can now reveal that the supposed victim utilised in this vicious Anti Marmite Propaganda campaign is actually a Wannabee Big Brother entrant :shock: Her claims are all part of a shameful ruse to lull the gullable British public into feeling sorry for her. Once inside the house it willnot be long before she will have to reveal her real habit! Ladies and gentlemen, this woman has never been a harmless Marmite user.... She is a Nesquik user :shock:

AhHA, I bloody knew it, you see folks, their whole ideology is based on control and deception …………. :shock: that sounds familiar ……. Tony?? Gordon……. Anyone on here bolt

19 Oct 2007

Not one for normally sitting on the fence but I have a little problem here.
I neither love it or hate it
I can take it or leave it
So I guess I better post in both threads eh lol

19 Oct 2007

Quote by helnheaven
Not one for normally sitting on the fence but I have a little problem here.
I neither love it or hate it
I can take it or leave it
So I guess I better post in both threads eh

A rare species!! :shock: maybe a double agent ? (eyes narrowed) :lol:

19 Oct 2007

FAQ's on Marmite
1) Is it Vegetarian?
Marmite is approved by the Vegetarian Society. During the brewing process, some brewers add isinglass (extracted from the swim bladder of some poor Sturgeon) to help clarify their beer. However, the yeast extract is removed before the finings are added, so yes it is vegetarian.
Other (cheaper) finings are available to brewers, and if the beer is brewed correctly, no clarification agents are needed.

2) Is it Natural?
Wholly natural. Brewer's yeast may be the best source of the vitamin-B complex, so Marmite is rich with natural vitamin-B, as well as riboflavin and niacin.
3)8. Is it Kosher?
Not in the strictest sense, though it is listed in the Really Jewish Guide as "suitable" for a Kosher diet.
4) Where can I buy it outside Britain?
In the US, Burton-on-Trent Marmite is available from some specialist supermarkets, along with other British delicacies like HP Sauce.
Jars of Marmite that aren't made in Burton-on-Trent are more widely available, but you should be able to find imported British jars if you look hard enough. The country of origin should be printed on the label.
In our opinion—and we have tried Marmite from about seven different nations—nothing beats authentic British Marmite (though Singapore Marmite comes close).
5) Where does the name "Marmite" come from?
A marmite is a French stock pot or cooking pot—like the one pictured on the front of the jar and shaped somewhat like the jar itself. The name of the French pot is pronounced "mar-MEET." The product name may have been derived from a famous French soup, petite marmite.
6) Are there other Marmite-flavored food products?
There certainly are. For a real taste treat, try Walker's Crisps (that's Brit-speak for potato chips) with Marmite flavoring.
Marmite Mania, a gooey cheese and marmite spread. We think it would be perfect on rye toast. <<<< i want to try that!
And then there's the old standby, Twiglets, which resemble small tree branches coated with Marmite flavor.
It is just so good!
There are more facts regarding the benefits of 'Marmite' though as it has a lot to do with vitamin B and brain power the users of Marmite know and are aware of this fact and benefit. Those who rally against i, brain power? vitamin B?..... oh well lets face it whats the point wink

19 Oct 2007

Quote by vodka_babe22uk
makes a pot of coffee and huge pile of toast and marmite help yourselves

Ah the very thing :thumbup: nothing like a pile of toast n Marmite worship

to rally the troops kiss

19 Oct 2007

Aaaah, nice to be back amongst friends.
I've been working behind enemy lines for a while. D'you think they noticed? dunno

Been surviving on just Twiglets fer days now. Need a real good Marmite sarnie on fresh white bread.
Did you see me quintuple bluff in pretending to be nearly turned for the ministrations of the ArchMam? She didn't bite though. She's strong that one.
I don't think east Yorkshire is such a good place for our replacement listening post. The head of the MAM Intelligence Service lives nearby. Get caught by her and it's a slow death by Tic-Tac.
Peace and good smearing brothers!
.

19 Oct 2007

Quote by westerross
Aaaah, nice to back amongst friends.
I've been working behind enemy lines for a while. D'you think they noticed?
Been surviving on just Twiglets fer days now. Need a real good Marmite sarnie on fresh white bread.
Did you see me quintuple bluff in pretending to be nearly turned for the ministrations of the ArchMam? She didn't bite though. She's strong that one.
I don't think east Yorkshire is such a good place for our replacement listening post. The head of the MAM Intelligence Service lives nearby. Get caught by her and it's a slow death by Tic-Tac.
Peace and good smearing brothers!
.

Stirling effort old chap :thumbup: i'll see you're mentioned in dispatches :cheers:
heres some nice thick freshly baked (still warm) crusty white bread with thick butter and a generous spreading of Marmite worship

all we need now is a good cuppa to go with it coffee

19 Oct 2007

I had Marmite on toast for breakfast and a cup of tea about 6am then shaz came in and did herself the same at then our 6yo son insisted he wanted the same for breakfast lol

So well loved in this house!
My suggestions for marmite. ( just a few small examples to start with )
marmite flavor...
condoms
lube
lipstick
jam
cigarettes
body butter
Any other idea's please add.
Some examples of people that ate Marmite.
Albert Einstein ( he must of done to of been so intelligent right? dunno

)
Anyone else that was very intelligent
Anyone else that had great taste.
biggrin

Tony