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Quote by Pete_sw
NEWS FLASH :shock:
Our agents in the field have made some startling discoveries, the princess of darkness is on the run :bounce:

I never run, I wiggle
She has reverted to the most foul methods of recruitment and here’s the proof:
i love it !!!!!!!!!!!! one of the best things ever

Feck off out of my thread then! :spar:
Lets put it another way, I'm all for second chances.
Take a look at the "smite" thread, and the freedom against Marmite thread. Take a long hard look at the profiles of both the thread starters. Think carefully, and decide "Whose arse would I most like to grope?"
:thumbup:
>>>>>>Bitterly regrets checking neither the sex or sexuality of the person she's so blatantly trying to bribe :shock:
BLATANT use of sexual ‘marta hari’ tactics. Intimidation, personal abuse AND the promise of sexual favours …………………. Despicable rolleyes
Poor, poor Pete. The brown stuff really is rotting your brain isn't it? It's not corruption. I am prepared to sacrifice every inch of my warm, yeilding body to save the victims of the extract. I am selfless, and willing, to give everything to the cause.
We the oppressed SMITE freedom fighters would never stoop so low, here’s what some of her own closest supporters had to say about her and her vicious campaign to corup our glorious people:
Quote by Freckledbird
You're mad, aren't you? Quite mad! :shock:

Sister FreckledBird was referring to my decision to go public, fearing that I will become the target of government agencies.
Quote by Cherrytree
omg you have just made tears come out of my eyes and chardonnay come out of my mouth.

Clearly Cherrytree was moved to tears by the fate of poor "Chelsea"
Quote by Freckledbird
:undecided: you'll need more than a tic-tac!

Hmm, stooping to blatant misquoting though!
This from a SMITE supporter, showing what a caring bunch we are and that we have the peoples best at heart …
Quote by splendid_
although your insanity is clearly a reason to want to stay close and help you winchy...
I am against your mission.
>splendid scrapes her knife around her near empty 500g jar<

A veiled threat from an armed woman- very caring.

feck the tic tac... love me love marmite.

And this from a typical ‘MARMITE HATER’ ………………
Quote by Bonedigger
yay another recruit....right on Sister Blonde!!!!
Splendid....I am shocked that a flower as delicate as you should plumb the depths of depravity and even go so far as to SCRAPE the dregs for a jar of marmite.
U need help my love.......real help for theis evil addiction that has u in its grip.

Sister Bonedigger was offering to reach out to help the fallen. You seem to have some ulterior motive to want people to remain victims.
And there are we thinking this site was all about plumbing the depths :roll:
Do you see the underlying tread of controlism here folks?
Hmm, theres a psychological theory for what you're doing- it's something to do with mirroring I believe.
Quote by winchwench
Only when the addicts become visible to us, can we help them.
You have all done so well to admit your problem- we can help you overcome this blight on your lives.
Well done people, stay strong :therethere:

Quote by westerross
Aaah now a bit of stroking and gentle persuasion. I could be turned fer a bit o' that..... :undecided:

There’s always one :roll:
Well done tune, another expose into the depths these people are prepared to go to just to gain popular support from the weaker among us.
Quote by Freckledbird
I'm with the Marmite haters.

This latest statement was taken from the psudo scientific journal “No Shit Sherlock 2007” which centres its articles on statements of the obvious :roll:
Quote by varca
Intrepid Undercover Agents from S.M.I.T.E have been working tirelessly in the last few hours to track down the so called *Chelsea* in this story. Our sources can now reveal that the supposed victim utilised in this vicious Anti Marmite Propaganda campaign is actually a Wannabee Big Brother entrant :shock: Her claims are all part of a shameful ruse to lull the gullable British public into feeling sorry for her. Once inside the house it willnot be long before she will have to reveal her real habit! Ladies and gentlemen, this woman has never been a harmless Marmite user.... She is a Nesquik user :shock:

Oh dear, oh dear. So near and yet so far. All that effort made to discredit us- only to make such a massive error. Wannabe Big Brother entrants are beyond any form of help. Nice try Varca.
AhHA, I bloody knew it, you see folks, their whole ideology is based on control and deception …………. :shock: that sounds familiar ……. Tony?? Gordon…….

Hmm, Pete's slip up that he's on first name terms with the Government should leave us all very, very worried. Perhaps he's not just another innocent victim?

Anyone on here bolt :roll:
Having done extensive research in the annals (or is that anal....cos thst where this evil extract comes from) I have found that SMITE bandido Lost has used cosy French country imagery to counjure up hearty french rustic cuisine in his dastardly attempts to lure more victims down the paths of darkness into the bowels of Hell.
I have found the real origins of the word Marmite, and you will see that it bears no resemblance to the 'Year In Provence-style' hokum that Lost is attempting to disseminate.
Most
Abominable
Rancid
Malodorous
Icky
Tasting stuff
Ever
Arch-fiend Lost....see the Light....come over to the forces of goodness and harmony.......free yopurself from the tyranny of the 'dark stuff' (and if you do you will receive a very VERY nice initiation indeed lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by Lost
Not one for normally sitting on the fence but I have a little problem here.
I neither love it or hate it
I can take it or leave it
So I guess I better post in both threads eh lol

A rare species!! :shock: maybe a double agent ? (eyes narrowed) :lol:
Moi ??? :shock:
New recruit here!! where do I sign ?
:bounce:
Quote by firelizard
New recruit here!! where do I sign ?
:bounce:

>>>>>>smuggles fire out off the thread>>>>>>
nothing to see people move along move along
shes delusional and in the wrong thread :giggle:
bolt
Quote by firelizard
New recruit here!! where do I sign ?
:bounce:

Aaah - now we're cooking!
:cheers:
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Apologies brave soldiers of the one true way, for my tardiness in joining the fray. Were it not for a kaput laptop and a bad foot, I would have joined you in the trenches earlier. Fear not friends I have used my enforced exile wisely and conducted a series of experiments on the most favoured foodstuff.
Now we all know that Marmite and cheese go well together, and we now know that Marmite goes well with peanut butter thanks to some previous research. My fellow Marmite lovers, it gives me immense pleasures to reveal that Marmite and cheese with peanut butter is devine!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote by Stormwalker
My fellow Marmite lovers, it gives me immense pleasures to reveal that Marmite and cheese with peanut butter is devine!!!!!!!!!!!

Stormy, that is just wrong. :shock:
Quote by Stormwalker
.... bad foot, .....trenches..... .

Not trench foot I hope. Wasn't that a yeast type infection?? wink
<<< Choon's Double agent status intact >>>>
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s.m.i.t.e sounds to much like s.h.i.t.e biggrin which funnily enough is what marmite :shock: tastes like :crazy:
bolt
Guiness Marmite is so lovely too, milder than the original but not a drop of booze to be tasted. I gave a jar to Flintstones this week and even the Flintstonettes loved it.
Cheese and the lovely stuff is great. Peanut butter and the lovely stuff is an aquired taste which I have yet to develop.
:P
Quote by dekntan
s.m.i.t.e sounds to much like biggrin which funnily enough is what marmite :shock: tastes like :crazy:
bolt
Quote by LondonPlaything
s.m.i.t.e sounds to much like biggrin which funnily enough is what marmite :shock: tastes like :crazy:
bolt

oi i said shite shite shite stop messing wi me post [ lol
Quote by dekntan
s.m.i.t.e sounds to much like stop messing wi me post
Quote by varca
Whether you be male or female, be on your guard!! If approached by a sexy vixen, possibly in Pirate attire :rascal: (sorry, I got carried away then smackbottom), who is, for some reason, suddenly very attentive and interested in S.M.I.T.E and all we stand for, be warned!! For this harlot may well be the WINCH herself and she will do whatever it takes to turn you. If said woman is wearing a bottle around her neck, albeit a lickle one..... run, run as fast as you can and report back to HQ!! The contents of that bottle are lethal, the WINCH was able to sleep through both Pete_sw and Stormy's snoring after falling victim to her own weapons of destruction :shock:
Stocks of Brother Choons Twiglets are available from S.M.I.T.E HQ, if you require EXTRAS the button is over there -------------> :lol2:
All for One and One for All!!

Madam! I do not snore.. :smug:
That must have been Fire.. :giggle:
Quote by varca
Stocks of Brother Choons Twiglets are available from S.M.I.T.E HQ, if you require EXTRAS the button is over there -------------> :lol2:
All for One and One for All!!

A Twiglet between friends is a Twiglet halved - but fear not - a Twiglet in the mouth of an unbeliever is the .......
Surest way to get 'em to shut up. So Twiglet on me friends.
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TWIGLETS are bits of yucky stuff dipped in even YUCKIER stuff! :sick emoticon that I cant find:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
New recruit where do I :notes: ?. duel Just off to make some marmite on toast anyone else want some??
Fresh from my divine marmite on toast this morning, I must say it is the elixir of youth, forget expensive creams for your face, eat Marmite, it keep you youthful. cool lol
Winchy, you are so bad smackbottom you'll get your come uppance one day evil wink
Quote by blueandpink
Fresh from my divine marmite on toast this morning, I must say it is the elixir of youth, forget expensive creams for your face, eat Marmite, it keep you youthful. cool lol

Is that because its so disgustingly gross it doesnt even allow sunlight or UV rays to penetrate it dunno
bolt
Ah...a place of safety for me and my marmite jar! Can I please sign up?
I bought more Marmite in Tesco last night (can never have too many jars) but due to the recent bullying I felt a sudden urge to hide it behind something in my trolley. I managed to fight this urge and carried on displaying it proudly to everybody.
And has anybody tried those Marmite biscuits? They are soooo nice.
Quote by Mallock2006
Fresh from my divine marmite on toast this morning, I must say it is the elixir of youth, forget expensive creams for your face, eat Marmite, it keep you youthful. cool lol

Is that because its so disgustingly gross it doesnt even allow sunlight or UV rays to penetrate it dunno
bolt
:giggle: :giggle:
Might be a bit of truth in that though. My son placed a couple from here at a good ten years younger than their actual age.
Quote by Freckledbird
Fresh from my divine marmite on toast this morning, I must say it is the elixir of youth, forget expensive creams for your face, eat Marmite, it keep you youthful. cool lol

Is that because its so disgustingly gross it doesnt even allow sunlight or UV rays to penetrate it dunno
bolt
:giggle: :giggle:
Might be a bit of truth in that though. My son placed a couple from here at a good ten years younger than their actual age.
Quoted by Freckledbird - the truth is there for all to see :happy:
And HP - just love the marmite rice cakes too, perfect for weaning babies and toddlers onto the amazing stuff so they have a lifelong love of it. :lol:
Quote by blueandpink
And HP - just love the marmite rice cakes too, perfect for weaning babies and toddlers onto the amazing stuff so they have a lifelong love of it. lol

That's just cruel!
Quote by Freckledbird

And HP - just love the marmite rice cakes too, perfect for weaning babies and toddlers onto the amazing stuff so they have a lifelong love of it. lol

That's just cruel!
Oh no FB, the opposite, it would be cruel not too. wink And we must indoctrinate the impressionable, to keep the anti-Marmite brigade from taking over :lol:
On a serious side note, it's FAR FAR healthier than sugar laden weaning biscuits sold by well known supposedly health conscious baby food manufacturers. rolleyes mad
Quote by blueandpink

And HP - just love the marmite rice cakes too, perfect for weaning babies and toddlers onto the amazing stuff so they have a lifelong love of it. lol

That's just cruel!
Oh no FB, the opposite, it would be cruel not too. wink And we must indoctrinate the impressionable, to keep the anti-Marmite brigade from taking over :lol:
On a serious side note, it's FAR FAR healthier than sugar laden weaning biscuits sold by well known supposedly health conscious baby food manufacturers. rolleyes mad
So is a carrot stick!!!!!
Give one of those instead, and not the kind of bitumen tasting snack that you have been talking about.
poor, poor bubbas.......ahve no chance in life being hooked in from such an early age.........FIGHT THE BLIGHT!!!!!
Marmite rice cakes? I havent seen those....I`ll have a look for them next time I`m shopping. smile Thanks for that blueandpink.
Quote by Bonedigger

And HP - just love the marmite rice cakes too, perfect for weaning babies and toddlers onto the amazing stuff so they have a lifelong love of it. lol

That's just cruel!
Oh no FB, the opposite, it would be cruel not too. wink And we must indoctrinate the impressionable, to keep the anti-Marmite brigade from taking over :lol:
On a serious side note, it's FAR FAR healthier than sugar laden weaning biscuits sold by well known supposedly health conscious baby food manufacturers. rolleyes mad
So is a carrot stick!!!!!
Give one of those instead, and not the kind of bitumen tasting snack that you have been talking about.
poor, poor bubbas.......ahve no chance in life being hooked in from such an early age.........FIGHT THE BLIGHT!!!!!
Why do I always fancy women who don't like Marmite? dunno Except Angelica, of course, who's getting younger and younger on marmite sarnies as we speak.
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Quote by westerross

And HP - just love the marmite rice cakes too, perfect for weaning babies and toddlers onto the amazing stuff so they have a lifelong love of it. lol

That's just cruel!
Oh no FB, the opposite, it would be cruel not too. wink And we must indoctrinate the impressionable, to keep the anti-Marmite brigade from taking over :lol:
On a serious side note, it's FAR FAR healthier than sugar laden weaning biscuits sold by well known supposedly health conscious baby food manufacturers. rolleyes mad
So is a carrot stick!!!!!
Give one of those instead, and not the kind of bitumen tasting snack that you have been talking about.
poor, poor bubbas.......ahve no chance in life being hooked in from such an early age.........FIGHT THE BLIGHT!!!!!
Why do I always fancy women who don't like Marmite? dunno Except Angelica, of course, who's getting younger and younger on marmite sarnies as we speak.
.the power of yeasty goodness :lol:
Breakfast this morning.
two soya and linseed slices of bread:- Toasted
Peanut Butter:- crunchy
the Spread of the gods:- Marmite lol
tomato :- sliced.
all the food groups I need to start the day.
splendid