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Hi,
I'm male, 36, and from Glasgow. I'm looking to chat with woman about smoking whilst having sex. I'm a non-smoker and find the whole idea very erotic. I've experienced it once and was totally blown away by it. (pardon the pun).
Would love to hear a females opinion on this with a veiw to chatting on msn/ . etc..
RSVP
Thanks
Gordon
Don't think the women on this site go fast enough to smoke during sex but I could be wrong , where can I get asbestos condoms anyone please?
Quote by peenut
Don't think the women on this site go fast enough to smoke during sex but I could be wrong , where can I get asbestos condoms anyone please?

:smoke: :smoke: :laughabove: :laughabove:
this is a public service anouncement!!
please be reminded that smoking while having sex could be dangerous
always take ciggerettes out of mouth before kissing.
end of public service anouncement
i thank you x lol
I thought we were supposed to smoke after the event?
WOMAN ....Have you remembered to take precautions ?
MAN .........Yes I got the ashtray .this time ......
Quote by rachel-lane
this is a public service anouncement!!
please be reminded that smoking while having sex could be dangerous
always take ciggerettes out of mouth before kissing.
end of public service anouncement
i thank you x lol

More importantly - take the cigarette out of your mouth before giving a blow job!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
It doesn't bear thinking about!!
Quote by Sgt Bilko
this is a public service anouncement!!
please be reminded that smoking while having sex could be dangerous
always take ciggerettes out of mouth before kissing.
end of public service anouncement
i thank you x lol

More importantly - take the cigarette out of your mouth before giving a blow job!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Moral is don't inhale !!!!!
Quote by Sgt Bilko
this is a public service anouncement!!
please be reminded that smoking while having sex could be dangerous
always take ciggerettes out of mouth before kissing.
end of public service anouncement
i thank you x lol

More importantly - take the cigarette out of your mouth before giving a blow job!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
:shock: :shock: :shock: ok im scared bolt
serious point here
if i can manage to have a fag during sex then they not very good at it are they....can i bring a book too? rolleyes
i would get pissed off thinking i were'nt doing the job properly lol
Quote by naughtynymphos1
serious point here
if i can manage to have a fag during sex then they not very good at it are they....can i bring a book too? rolleyes

Unless you were reading "War & Peace and finished the book before the
sex session!
Quote by naughtynymphos1
serious point here
if i can manage to have a fag during sex then they not very good at it are they....can i bring a book too? rolleyes

This is a serious point too !!!
Sometimes if you are a slave........ your Master tells you that you can not put your cigarette out........... You have to continue to smoke while you are playing Monopoly (If you know what I mean)
It is horny...... NO BOOK NEEDED AT ALL..........lol
Quote by naughtynymphos1
serious point here
if i can manage to have a fag during sex then they not very good at it are they....can i bring a book too? rolleyes

...........and some sarnies and a nice cup of coffee, black, no sugar. confused
Nothing turns me off more than smoking. Whilst I feel I am very liberal minded and not one to be judgemental I just have a blockage when it comes to cigarettes. Foul smelling, dirty, cancer promoting, causing bad breadth and horrible little wrinkles around the lips. Not for me this one. But then again that is only my opinion, each to their own.
Smoking sex - All depends how good you are biggrin
We both smoke - and put the fact in our ad so that people can make the choice as to whether it is a problem.
If we were meeting in a well ventilated place such as a pub etc (you may argue they are not well ventilated) we would probably smoke - but not as many if we were with non smokers.
However, if we were in a house or bedroom we wouldnt smoke. As a smoker the addiction isnt so bad when you know you cant do it. I can be in the office or a meeting for hours and not be bothered about having one. As soon as it is finished I cant wait to get outside to have one.
I go to Ireland regularly and they now have the ban for workplaces. I was talking to some guys in the pub about how the ban effected them, and they told me that it was a nightmare - you could smell every fart and burp!
I understand fully that it is a turn off for many people, wish we had the will power to give up and try not to inflict it upon others.
I thought it might be more sociable and productive to talk about sex whilst having a fag break.
Quote by Shloppy
horrible little wrinkles around the lips.

:eeek: Debs rushes of to look in the mirror bolt
Each to your own
if you like it do it
if not so be it
prefer the smell of fags to sweaty or fishy or chessy
Quote by SXBOY
Each to your own
if you like it do it
if not so be it
prefer the smell of fags to sweaty or fishy or chessy

That just about sums it up for me too.
confused
if you are going to smoke, then make sure you have a fire extingusher handy..
or the local fire brigade may have to call at an ill opportune moment :P but then again all those sexy men in uniforms.... I wonder if they do house calls when there is no fire?
Quote by Sarah1448
if you are going to smoke, then make sure you have a fire extingusher handy..
or the local fire brigade may have to call at an ill opportune moment :P but then again all those sexy men in uniforms.... I wonder if they do house calls when there is no fire?

After some research, the local fire brigade assure me that they will attend to ladies with their appliances and full equipment , and every male fire fighter is equiped with his own personal hosepipe.
Quote by peenut
if you are going to smoke, then make sure you have a fire extingusher handy..
or the local fire brigade may have to call at an ill opportune moment :P but then again all those sexy men in uniforms.... I wonder if they do house calls when there is no fire?

After some research, the local fire brigade assure me that they will attend to ladies with their appliances and full equipment , and every male fire fighter is equiped with his own personal hosepipe.
that's it - I'm gonna start smoking again!...or at least give in to my pyromania urges.
how does one keep that come-hither look while the house is burning down?
Appears all UK fire fighters are trained to spot a hot ass! at 1000 yards biggrin
Quote by M74UK
Hi,
I'm male, 36, and from Glasgow. I'm looking to chat with woman about smoking whilst having sex. I'm a non-smoker and find the whole idea very erotic. I've experienced it once and was totally blown away by it. (pardon the pun).
Would love to hear a females opinion on this with a veiw to chatting on msn/ . etc..
RSVP
Thanks
Gordon

Hi Gordon
Sounds like you are having a smoking fetish. I suggest you search the net for a Mistress who is catering to this fetish. There are various portals with categorised fetishes that can help you locate the right one.
Smoking and sex......what a turn off!!
WOW....................Looks like I've opened up a right can of worms here.
Look its this simple, ...........if its your kind of thing, then great, I would like to chat to you,
if not, ..........then don't bastardize my thread please. as someone said earlier.....
each to his own
Thanks
Gordon
You did place this in the Cafe......which does leave it open to discussion maybe if you just wanted to chat to someone about smoking perhaps you should have placed it in Lets meet up!