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Snog-Sarah Brown
Shag-Miriam González Durántez
Marry-Sam Cameron
Next: George, Zippy and Bungle bolt
Dave_Notts
Snog - Crouch
Shag - Beardsley
Marry - Rooney
Brown, Cameron, Clegg
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Snog - Crouch
Shag - Beardsley
Marry - Rooney
Brown, Cameron, Clegg

snog brown
shag clegg
marry cameron,then divorce for his money lol
nigella lawson,sophie dahl,delia smith
SNog - delia smith, while wearing an Ipod, with eyes closed, so I don't have to listen to her cries of let's be having you
Shag - nigella lawson - because she's there - I normally love women with luxurious hair but NL is far too bourgeois to be a proper voluptuary
Marry - Sophie Dahl - because she doesn't set my teeth on edge and doesn't take herself as seriously as Nigella
Keith richard
Ronnie Wood
Mick Jagger
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Snog - Crouch
Shag - Beardsley
Marry - Rooney
Brown, Cameron, Clegg

snog brown
shag clegg
marry cameron,then divorce for his money lol
nigella lawson,sophie dahl,delia smith
SNog - delia smith, while wearing an Ipod, with eyes closed, so I don't have to listen to her cries of let's be having you
Shag - nigella lawson - because she's there - I normally love women with luxurious hair but NL is far too bourgeois to be a proper voluptuary
Marry - Sophie Dahl - because she doesn't set my teeth on edge and doesn't take herself as seriously as Nigella
Keith richard
Ronnie Wood
Mick Jagger
snog mick jagger obvious reasons, and i close my eyes when i kiss ,so wouldnt have too look at him,
shag keith richards,i reckon he would be filthy,and he must have learnt something over the years
marry ronnie wood,the only one who doesnt seem like a completly arrogant twat.
simon cowell,amanda holden,piers morgan
Without a doubt it would have to be..
Snog... Simon Cowell (He doesn't do it for me)
Shag... Amanda Holden (Rather her than Simon)
Marry.. Piers Morgan (I love him to bits.. )
For my 3.. in gonna go with... Hmmmmmmm... Bonds!
Sean Connery... Piers Bronsan... Daniel Craig.
Can i just state tho.. I would more defo all 3 with Daniel Craig
hump blast :smitten: :lickface:
Snog: Basil Brush
Shag: Sue from the Sooty Show (it's the husky voice)
Marry: Zippy
Snog: Christopher Ecclestone - I can't bear him and I figure he won't be able to speak and I can close my eyes and think of:
Shag: David Tennant. Just a quickie as I'm saving myself for:
Marry: Tom Baker. Perhaps a little younger than he is now, but he's naughty and randy and sends himself up and would entertain me til death did us part. Which wouldn't be all that long ...
Paxman, Wark, Esler
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Snog: Christopher Ecclestone - I can't bear him and I figure he won't be able to speak and I can close my eyes and think of:
Shag: David Tennant. Just a quickie as I'm saving myself for:
Marry: Tom Baker. Perhaps a little younger than he is now, but he's naughty and randy and sends himself up and would entertain me til death did us part. Which wouldn't be all that long ...
Paxman, Wark, Esler

snog esler , his voice grates
shag wark , oh yes,she is secretly dirty u can tell
marry paxo, hes so clearly dominant wink
obama, clinton, bush
Snog Mrs Bush, just for the look of shock on her face....
Shag Mrs Obama - nothing personal - just she's not the one
Marry Mrs CLinton - anyone who can stay married to Bill for that long must have an infinite repetoire and the patience of a saint.....
konnie Huq, valerie singleton, lesley judd....
Or
John Noakes, peter purves, shep
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snog,lesley judd, not really sure who she is lol
shag konnie huq ohh yes i know who she is :twisted:
marry valerie singlton, well i need mothering, wink
Alex ferguson Claudio Ranieri Arsène Wenger
or for the straight men and bi women
Posh,Cheryl Cole ,Coleen McLoughlin,

I don't want to do anything to any of them. Well, that's a lie, I'd shag Cheryl, and I could probably tolerate snogging Posh if it was over quickly enough. But does that leave me marrying Coleen? Christ. That's a life sentence. Hang on... I could marry Arsene.
How about Sporty, Baby and Scary?
Snog, Sporty
Shag, Scary
Marry Baby.
Lesley Judd was my pubesant dream. Loved to watch make something on blue Peter as she steadfastly refused to wear a bra. Nipples on Blue Peter, who would have thought it
John Wayne, Clark Gable, Jack Palance
This is Amy(mrs rikmil)
snog....clark gable
shag....jack palance
marry...john wayne
Ronnie Corbet
Tommy Cooper
Frankie Howard
This is Amy(mrs rikmil)
snog....clark gable
shag....jack palance
marry...john wayne
Ohhhh no you cant snog Clark Gable its rumoured he had really bad breath :eeek:
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noel edmonds,dave lee travis,simon mayo

Well I'm not a big fan of facial hair, and I can't remember if DLT grew back his beard, so I'd have to snog Simon Mayo (not really a hardship ;)). I think DLT would be more fun to live with so I'd marry him and shag Noel I guess.
Sooty, Sweep and Soo.
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buffy,willow,spike

That was aimed at me wasn't it Kaz? :twisted:
I'd snog and shag them all but marry Spike.
If that is cheating, and I really have to choose:
Snog Buffy
Shag Willow
Marry Spike.
Your choices are: Green Day guitarist Billie Joe Armstrong, bassist and backing vocalist Mike Dirnt, and drummer Tré Cool.