So any scandal to report

9 Sep 2004

Hi all
Back from my hols today. I can see I have a lot of reading to do. So will crack open the wine and sit back and digest and have a laugh.
I would say that I missed you all loads (cos I did)
catch you all soon
Melons x

9 Sep 2004

Quote by melons
Hi all
Back from my hols today. I can see I have a lot of reading to do. So will crack open the wine and sit back and digest and have a laugh.
I would say that I missed you all loads (cos I did)
catch you all soon
Melons x

Runs across the forum and jumps on Melons ... did ya have a good time? did ya did ya? Did ya win???? Did ya bring me a bit of LV back????
kiss

LOL Welcome Back honey .....

9 Sep 2004

Had an absolutely fantastic time. Won small amounts but played with them - bought myself some nice jewellery tho and some nice undies - they have a victoria secrets over there which does larger sizes so nice.
Was absolutely fab loved every minute of it - planning next years already.
Thanks for the warm welcome back honey xxxxxx

9 Sep 2004

The Sarge lost his key to the Moderator's washroom again, and Jags drank Mal's coffee whilst he was out feeding little Mal a carrot... oh, and there was a report that Fredflintstone had been abducted by the Avon Lady and we're organising a whip round for his safe return.
Mark is currently on a fact finding mission in Sheerness we gather....

9 Sep 2004

Welcome back wave

Are you sure you want the "scandal" gossip? Most of it's about you. ;)
xxx

9 Sep 2004

Welcome back :rose:
Now where's my rock??? :shock: :shock: :shock:

9 Sep 2004

ello melons kiss

good to see you back, and that you had a good one!
now i expect me bottle of Smirnoff Blue and 200 benny hedgehogs are in the post yeah?
n x x x ;-)

9 Sep 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Now where's my rock??? :shock: :shock: :shock:

The only rock we found whilst out there was attached :shock: Great big things!!!!!!! We did hear the name of Grand Canyon .... but assumed that was just the flavour.

9 Sep 2004

So this is the Melons you were talking about Ice. Now it all makes sense to me. :shock:
Hi Melons, welcome home.
Here's a quick list of things I found interesting: (I doubt anybody else would agre though).
Lucifers spare a thought
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/20194.html
Dundeecpl with a little insight to well ahem..
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/20251.html
Steve's best avatar poll. We need to know your opinions on that one:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/20203.html
The PSGM starter thread and all of the ones added onto it by Roger:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/20081.html
And if you want to perv at Abi timuss:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/20235.html
That should keep you busy for a little bit. If not, you can come and get me in York.

9 Sep 2004

:thrilled: Great to see you back Melons :thrilled:
Now don't be disheartened but its about 7 or 8 weeks till we get to meet you :cry:
So did you get lots of piccies to show us all??? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

9 Sep 2004

Yep........
Bought some new sandels just last week :shock:
OoooooppS
It was scandel was'nt it :doh: :doh:

9 Sep 2004

melons..babe your back missed ya..glad to hear you had a lovely holiday

9 Sep 2004

Welcome back Melons smile

:)
Sounds like you had a brilliant time !!!!!

9 Sep 2004

Quote by Re-Lapse
Yep........
Bought some new sandels just last week :shock:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Good to see you back Melons kiss

9 Sep 2004

Scandal ... Tony Blair still PM ... Pensions being robbed ... I STILL haven't won the national lottery yet!
:cry:

10 Sep 2004

Ah Im touched biggrin

Neilinleeds - Ill give you something at the notts munch, Sarge, you too.
Ice - starting rumours about me eh .....good on ya lad - now Ive got to live up to them :twisted: ha ha ha - will prob enjoy.
Cant wait to meet you all at the Notts Munch

10 Sep 2004

Hi, Melons - this is my first weekend back too and I'm struggling to catch up!
G x